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your mums so fat....
Posted by: Chris on November 1, 2004 @ 8:04 am
your mums so fat when she fell over the whole world played wheel of fortune.
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~*Harmony*~ on November 1, 2004 @ 6:09 pm |
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it was alright
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leticia on November 1, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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pretty dum joke really |
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chris harding on November 2, 2004 @ 4:30 am |
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im so great you load of lesbians,if any ones a lesbian my number is 622184.
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Homer on November 2, 2004 @ 4:39 am |
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to be fair that was a pritty stupid joke |
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Jay&Jay on November 3, 2004 @ 4:21 am |
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Yeah very dumb joke. |
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kayley on November 3, 2004 @ 3:00 pm |
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pretty shit actully |
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ryan on November 4, 2004 @ 2:38 am |
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duhhh i think it’s funny, but no wait i have more than 1 brain cell so noooooooooo |
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ryan on November 4, 2004 @ 2:40 am |
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and i just realized this should be in the shitty UR MOM SECTION |
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bung eye on November 4, 2004 @ 4:09 am |
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this joke is actually pretty good |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 9:41 pm |
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THERE IS POOP SMEARED ON ALL OUR WALLS
OH WHAT ARE WE TO DO?
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
OLD MR. JOHNSON HAS NOT RETURNED THE CALLS
FROM DEAR JAY&JAY, AND I SMELL POO
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
FOR 2 YEARS I WAS IN A TRAP
OH, BUT NOW I’VE CROSSED THE GAP
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
TOMMY IS NO BUM, AS JAY&JAY HAS HIS FIRST TASTE
OLD MR. JOHNSON, WHERE DID YOU GO?
YOU MUST RETURN TO JAY SO HE WON’T GO TO WASTE
OH, I WENT PEEPEE AND POOPY AND TALKED TO JOE
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
AH AH AH AH AH AHHHH
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NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:05 am |
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I HEARD THAT A HUNDRED YEARS AGO! YOU DID GOOD FOR TRYING. |
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chris harding on November 9, 2004 @ 4:43 am |
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dennis go fuck ur self u sad mother focker with no friends and a dildo up ur ass u bum my mum thats why u talk shit ouy ur ass |
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joke_critic on November 10, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
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THAT IS GAAAAAAAY |
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ur butt on November 11, 2004 @ 12:33 pm |
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there where three brothers they went to a top of a mountain that grants wishes when you jump of it. so the first brother jumped of it and wished for a million dollars and got a million dollars. the second brother jumped of a the cliff and wished for a magic carpet an got one. the third brother jumped of it and said "OH SHIT" and landed in a pile of shit. |
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no on November 13, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
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it was great
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roxanne (14yrs) on November 14, 2004 @ 10:40 am |
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your mums so fat that she uses a matress as a tampon |
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that nigga on November 18, 2004 @ 12:10 pm |
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it was ok |
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king sex on November 20, 2004 @ 12:14 pm |
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like ur joke at the top there ( UR but on ) yer erm for all u lesbos my phone no is 159632789 |
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DATHUG_8@HOTMAIL.COM on November 21, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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THAT WAS SO FUKIN SHIT I NEARLY FELL ASLEEP. GET A GRIP U MOFO. |
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Kim 69 on November 23, 2004 @ 9:08 am |
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(sigh) That F-up come back when you have a damn good joke dick anis! |
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fatema khatun on November 25, 2004 @ 9:48 am |
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A rough joke |
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got2bedavidshahan on December 3, 2004 @ 10:22 am |
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that a piece of crap |
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FREDDY on December 3, 2004 @ 7:12 pm |
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THERE IS POOP SMEARED ON ALL OUR WALLS
OH WHAT ARE WE TO DO?
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
OLD MR. JOHNSON HAS NOT RETURNED THE CALLS
FROM DEAR JAY&JAY, AND I SMELL POO
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
FOR 2 YEARS I WAS IN A TRAP
OH, BUT NOW I’VE CROSSED THE GAP
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
TOMMY IS NO BUM, AS JAY&JAY HAS HIS FIRST TASTE
OLD MR. JOHNSON, WHERE DID YOU GO?
YOU MUST RETURN TO JAY SO HE WON’T GO TO WASTE
OH, I WENT PEEPEE AND POOPY AND TALKED TO JOE
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
AH AH AH AH AH AHHHH
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anthony on December 5, 2004 @ 11:32 am |
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dat joke was wank n i love chantelle leigh |
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bitch on January 15, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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that was so shitty! |
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jesse on February 3, 2005 @ 7:03 am |
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why dont lebos like bowxing,
because they found out it was a 1 on 1 fight,
why did the lebo cross the road- to bash a chiken for looking at him, why did 1000 lebos cross the road
because the chiken was winning
how do u screw a fat bitch, slap her ars and ride the next wave in |
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jesse on February 3, 2005 @ 7:04 am |
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yeh im the funnyest person!! |
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jenny on February 22, 2005 @ 5:21 am |
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smoke a smoke,
not a butt,
fuck a virgin,
not a slut |
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steph & emma on March 9, 2005 @ 9:01 am |
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oh my god!!!!!!! wat a bunch of fuckin shit. by the way abbie bowers is a fuckin twat and everyone hates her she is a lesbien and looks like a man. |
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jack mckay on March 17, 2005 @ 8:13 am |
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alright
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British babes on March 22, 2005 @ 8:40 am |
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ur mum is so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
ur mums so fat she uses a mattress as a tampax
ur mums so fat i drove round her once and run out of petrol
a women says to a girl "ur mums so dumb she got locked in the mc donalds & starved 2 death" the girl replys "dats coz ur FAT mum got der first!
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~~`LeAh`~~ on August 3, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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it was alright but iv heared betta 1s b4
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jose on August 22, 2005 @ 3:37 pm |
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why dont stupid fuckin british folks learn to spell? |
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vivi on September 16, 2005 @ 8:16 am |
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THAT IS DA MOST SHITIEST JOKE I EVER HEARD,GEEZ*SIGHS* GET REAL JOKES |
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crazyq on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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that was realy bad |
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Adam on September 24, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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José you cheeky twat, the british are the elite of the world. Go and have a word with yourself... |
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Bojan Milosevic on September 27, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
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I dont speek inglish
but you peapul r very shupid becoz you think shupid fings r funni
Bi Bojan Milovevic
From: Yougoslavia in Europe
12/12/76
51 Liberalski dr Yougoslavia Belgrade |
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jamie hall on November 11, 2005 @ 11:47 pm |
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i like this joke beacos it is funny
your mums so fat that wean she cut her leg gravy pourd out
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Grant Callaghan on November 25, 2005 @ 10:43 am |
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You are all fucking stupid how is that joke even funny |
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jackson costa on December 11, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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it fen sucks
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bean from london on December 15, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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crap as poooooooo |
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gotty From ENGLAND on December 21, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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Ur mums sooo fat tht she broke the family tree |
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ROBERT on December 27, 2005 @ 9:32 am |
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JOKE WAS FUNNY BUT DONOT TELL IT SHOW MUCH |
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Bianca on January 15, 2006 @ 9:12 am |
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wat the hell i dont get it |
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justin on January 17, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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she walked past the telly and you missed titanic |
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buncer on January 17, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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shittest joke eva ur a fuking weirdo!! |
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steven on February 8, 2006 @ 7:18 am |
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ur all gay so get it up u all |
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some guy on March 10, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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pretty crappy compared to some of the ones i’ve heard |
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rachel n paris on March 21, 2006 @ 3:15 pm |
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tell ya mum when she gets on da scales she is ment to be told her weight not her numba |
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sam on March 24, 2006 @ 2:47 pm |
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your jokes suck |
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Anty on March 26, 2006 @ 9:24 am |
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your jokes are only a bit funny really on the other hand they rule!!!!!!!!!!!! :D |
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fed on March 30, 2006 @ 9:53 am |
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it was fuking crap
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Matt on April 29, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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year i have 2 aggree with all of the above, that was so shit
dont ever make a joke up
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bob on June 19, 2006 @ 4:25 pm |
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amazing! ill use these for school!! |
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jill pill poo on July 13, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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crap but ill use it anyway: we like them jokes.
i know a better one thogh:
your mums so fat that blue peter organized a sponserd walk aroun her |
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fdghzsdfghdfg on October 3, 2006 @ 3:17 pm |
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crap crap crap
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