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horse or bull?
Posted by: dicky on November 2, 2004 @ 11:52 pm
there where two animals; a horse, and a bull.
they each saw their shit was all piled up, and the horse approached one.
the horse said "this is bullshit. where is some good old horseshit?" |
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karen on November 3, 2004 @ 2:27 pm |
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stupid fucking joke |
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teddy on november 3 on November 3, 2004 @ 6:39 pm |
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Piece of shit joke made me want to take a shit
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the maker dicky on November 3, 2004 @ 8:25 pm |
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FUCK both of you you cant come up with a better FUCKING joke, can you, MOTHERFUCKER?!????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jay&Jay on November 4, 2004 @ 1:56 am |
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Dumb Joke and that^ must only be violentcox |
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ryan on November 4, 2004 @ 2:30 am |
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no i mean it really sucked i mean it REALLY SUCKED horseshit |
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McTool on November 4, 2004 @ 3:50 am |
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that joke really is crap and i like horseshit |
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wolfman on November 4, 2004 @ 10:25 am |
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This is turd squared - to the 4th power. Providing (a) = (xy) of course. |
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the maker dicky on November 4, 2004 @ 11:06 am |
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FUCK all of you disgraceful SLUTS
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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O DEAR GOOD FRIENDS, DO BRACE YOURSELVES FOR I MUST INFORM YOU OF SOME SAD NEWS, YOUR DEAR GOOD FRIEND DENNIS WILL HAVE TO BE LEAVING YOU FOREVER SHORTLY. I HAVE BUT LITTLE TIME LEFT HERE AND I DO WISH TO ENJOY EVERY MINUTE. I WILL BE MAKING A FORMAL GOOD BYE AND IN THAT I WILL REVEAL TO YOU A SECRET ABOUT MYSELF AND WHY I AM HERE, GOOD FRIENDS. DO BE BRAVE DEAR GOOD FRIENDS FOR I KNOW THIS NEWS OF ME LEAVING MAKES YOU O SO TERRIBLY SAD. HOW I DO HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS BUT I DID WANT TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVANCE NOTICE. |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 11:32 am |
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NOW I KNOW THAT THE LADIES WILL BE FEELING VERY SAD FROM THIS NEWS, AND I BEING THE CARING, WARM-HEARTED PERSON THAT I AM, I WILL OFFER TO COMFORT YOU BY RUBBING MY HANDS OVER YOUR PUSSY TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THIS TERRIBLE NEWS. LADIES, I KNOW YOU ARE SAD AND WILL WANT TO CRY, BUT AGAIN TO CARE FOR YOU DELICATE CREATURES I AM WILLING TO STIMULATE YOUR CLITORIS, DO ANYTHING TO PLEASURE YOUR BREASTS, PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA AND DRILL YOU AS HARD AS YOU WANT, OR EVEN GIVE YOU ANAL IF YOU WANT. OR MAYBE YOU ARE JUST IN NEED OF SOME ORAL OR PERHAPS YOU JUST NEED TO SUCK A PENIS. WHATEVER YOUR FRAGILE SELVES REQUIRE I SHALL DO. |
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cool guy on November 4, 2004 @ 6:16 pm |
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dennis thats a good offer but its not the way to get a woman!lol |
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tom/lucy on November 4, 2004 @ 6:21 pm |
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i’ve just had a sex change, i accept to all those things you want to do to me. My email address is imlosingit@hotmail.com. Looking forward to hearing from you |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 8:51 pm |
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(SIGH) (BIGGER SIGH) (NOW CRYING) FOR WHY MUST YOU PERSECUTE POOR LITTLE DENNIS WHO HAS DONE NO WRONG, NO HARM, NEVER HURT ANYONE OR EVEN UTTERED A BAD WORD, OH, I ONLY TRIED TO BRING LOVE, KINDNESS, AND PEACE TO MY FELLOW MAN AND ESPECIALLY WOMAN BUT WHO ONLY REJECTED ME.
SO I START WHISPERING
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
IT THEN GROWS AND TURNS INTO A GREAT SONG OF HOLY PRAYER TO THE GREAT ALMIGHTY ABOVE THY,
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
OHH, YESSSS, OH YES,
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 9:41 pm |
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THERE IS POOP SMEARED ON ALL OUR WALLS
OH WHAT ARE WE TO DO?
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
OLD MR. JOHNSON HAS NOT RETURNED THE CALLS
FROM DEAR JAY&JAY, AND I SMELL POO
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
FOR 2 YEARS I WAS IN A TRAP
OH, BUT NOW I’VE CROSSED THE GAP
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
TOMMY IS NO BUM, AS JAY&JAY HAS HIS FIRST TASTE
OLD MR. JOHNSON, WHERE DID YOU GO?
YOU MUST RETURN TO JAY SO HE WON’T GO TO WASTE
OH, I WENT PEEPEE AND POOPY AND TALKED TO JOE
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
AH AH AH AH AH AHHHH
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McTool on November 4, 2004 @ 11:01 pm |
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Fuck off DENNIS you sick pervert do you really think anyone here gives a shit whether you leave because all you are is a total waste of space so get off the puter and call your psychatrist right now and get the help you so obvoiuosly need |
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Hotpants on November 5, 2004 @ 7:22 am |
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Dennis whooooo hoooooo baby you sound like my type of guy you can lick my wet pussy and suck on my boobs till i cum and you can blow your load in my nice tight butt hole and if you are a really naughty boy i will handcuff you to my bed and give you a good old wipping cos thats what i do with naughty little boys. |
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the maker dicky on November 5, 2004 @ 11:05 am |
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dennis, this is my last FUCKIN warning: stop giving everybody SHITTALK, you FUCKHOLE! ill whip you raw if you put one more FUCKIN thing on this! my last warning is stop giving everybody FUCKIN SHIT! |
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peter dragon on November 5, 2004 @ 12:31 pm |
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High 5 on that ^^ !! I’d like to shove his head so far up his ass - he could lick his own tonsils .
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NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:15 am |
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THAT WAS PROB. YOUR MOTHER THAT WAS THE HORSE!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
NOW THAT’S FUNNY! |
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stix on November 6, 2004 @ 11:28 am |
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bitch come up with a betta fuckin’ joke. this joke made me go to the bathroom!!! |
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Robert on November 19, 2004 @ 10:17 pm |
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Your Joke was a piece of shit. I nearly passed out from laughing. NOT
Robert
Levin New Zealand |
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rinor on November 20, 2004 @ 12:10 pm |
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wha the fuk is the diffrence beetween shit against other shit this just honislty suckEDDDDDDD my yr 3 old brova is even funnier than u |
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turkey jizz on December 6, 2004 @ 10:29 pm |
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your joke has made everyone in the world dumber...go kill your self |
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ball jazz on December 10, 2004 @ 8:47 pm |
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wtf is wrong wit u .......... u dirty fucked up reject |
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DENNIS on December 13, 2004 @ 9:02 pm |
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I’M A FULL BLOODED SONOFABITCH |
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the maker dicky on December 15, 2004 @ 5:31 pm |
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FUCK y`all i gots a betta life than to be wit all`ya vcs. |
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most sexiest gurl on October 11, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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wow u guyz are so fuckin nasty u gotta get a better life |
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jazmine on October 19, 2005 @ 12:12 am |
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i didn’t like it, it was dumb.
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sarah lucas on December 2, 2005 @ 8:16 am |
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that was guy these r sopose to be funny
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sextastic on December 7, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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STUPID ASS JOKE |
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