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you so nasty
Posted by: Lakeitha on November 4, 2004 @ 1:50 pm
| You so nasty you have roaches using your tampon string as a bungie cord |
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nunya on November 5, 2004 @ 1:49 pm |
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Killa xxx FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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dicky on November 5, 2004 @ 4:09 pm |
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that dont make any FUCKIN sense. |
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Amos on November 5, 2004 @ 7:50 pm |
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Palease!! is that the best ya got? |
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NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:17 am |
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IT WAS PROB. AN ANT ON YOUR TAMPON. NASTY GIRL |
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hill billy bob on November 7, 2004 @ 6:08 am |
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whats a tampon ???? |
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dicky on November 7, 2004 @ 4:34 pm |
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its a thing that simulates having FUCKIN`sex. |
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ayesha on November 8, 2004 @ 7:39 am |
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you can make good money selling used tampons and panties on the internet. |
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big shit on November 8, 2004 @ 4:29 pm |
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right on ayesha, I am one that buys used tampons online. There is nothing better than blood from a pussy. |
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wtf on November 8, 2004 @ 5:07 pm |
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wtf is wrong wit u .......... u dirty fucked up reject |
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ryan on November 8, 2004 @ 6:01 pm |
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this joke was pretty fuckin pathetic an who the fuck thought tampons simulate sex |
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Don't worrie bout it on November 8, 2004 @ 8:08 pm |
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ya’ll juss hatein on her cuz ya’ll aint got no good jokes |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 8:37 pm |
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the joke could have been better. but who the fuck thought tampons stiulate sex wtf r u talking bout |
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WHATEVER on November 11, 2004 @ 1:39 am |
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MAH, WHAT’S TA GOTS ,HOW STUPID |
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Fingertight on November 11, 2004 @ 4:18 pm |
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I have ghonnerhia and I have discharge all over myself, but my dog licks it out and it feels good. I love dirty tampons too. Mmmmm, nothing tastes better. I squeeze them, and I let the blood pour in my mouth and splash on my tongue! Oh boy, this is making me hungry. |
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Fingertight on November 11, 2004 @ 4:21 pm |
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Oh! Did you all hear about the kool-aid surprise? It’s when the girl queefs during her period, and it splashes all over your face! |
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Jay&Jay on November 12, 2004 @ 4:19 pm |
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That umm can’t be normal^ |
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Fingertight on November 12, 2004 @ 7:28 pm |
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It’s very normal! My sister did that to me last night! |
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muzza on November 13, 2004 @ 9:49 am |
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oh well its good to see retards having a go anyway |
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horny on November 14, 2004 @ 11:39 pm |
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that was funny |
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horny on November 14, 2004 @ 11:40 pm |
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that was funny |
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good pussy on November 15, 2004 @ 8:29 pm |
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thats alright, u nasty as hell for having sex wit somebody on their period.
that shit don’t even feel good
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bitch one on November 15, 2004 @ 8:30 pm |
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yall are fuckin nasty ass people |
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bitch one on November 15, 2004 @ 8:30 pm |
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yall are fuckin nasty ass people |
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GATOR 1 GA on November 16, 2004 @ 7:37 am |
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F-U ASSWIPE |
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lucy on November 17, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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nasty jokes sre very dirty and they should not have them on line becuz kids can get them and thats not right |
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jculomex on November 17, 2004 @ 11:08 pm |
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this jokes sucks big NUTS. |
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Fingertight on November 19, 2004 @ 4:34 pm |
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I stuck a straw up my dog’s ass hole and slurped the shit out, and then I sucked his dick with the shit in my mouth, because it gave my dog that lubricating sensation. I like to blow my nose in my dog’s ass hole sometimes, and lick out the boogers. |
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Tania on November 19, 2004 @ 4:36 pm |
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that’s not funny!!!!!!!!!! |
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Fingertight on November 20, 2004 @ 11:03 am |
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Well, I think your expectations for reality have been set to high Tania. Life isn’t all about giggling and finding things to laugh at. Sometimes in life you just have to except reality, you can’t just laugh at everything. If I tell people that I like to rip my pubic hair off and glue it to my face, that doesn’t mean you have to laugh. It’s the truth. Come on Tania, let’s be a little mature. |
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rinor on November 20, 2004 @ 12:08 pm |
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tampons err why talk about that now , u digusting pervs and ho ever did not know what tampon means ( simulate sex ) basicly for pussy |
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Ayesha on November 21, 2004 @ 7:20 am |
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good for you dude you rock |
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2tight2knight on November 21, 2004 @ 3:53 pm |
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i don’t dip i grip and slip......i dunno about some of these jokes but anyway it’s deffinitly a interesting thought on some of these.....
besides if you can’t beat em join em...it’s the game...game of life...after all nobodies perfect...it’s a sick world after all......(meow) bye |
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Angelo on November 21, 2004 @ 5:22 pm |
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Thats da shit. |
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Even Sicker Boy on November 22, 2004 @ 6:33 pm |
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For Fingertight: I bet you
suck your Mother’s tampons. |
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Kimbely on November 22, 2004 @ 7:17 pm |
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That was so freakin hilarious! |
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Fingertight on November 22, 2004 @ 7:22 pm |
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I suck ALL tampons! I slurp blood from my dog’s pussy too. I slurp sooo many tampons. I go to dumpsters... I find old thrown out tampons, and I add a little water to make them moist again. Then I pour the old pussy blood all over my face, and I slurrrrrrp it all up! One time I was sucking on tampons from a dumpster, and this old lady with genital warts says to me, "Oh, that’s my tampon you’re slurping on." I said, "Well ma’am, your pussy blood is delicious!" It had that nice tuna smell too, and a little vaginal discharge that got stuck in my teeth. |
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DENNIS on November 22, 2004 @ 7:30 pm |
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FINGERTIGHT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN A FOURSOME WITH ME, YOUR LOVELY SELF, SHAUN, AND MRS. BAKER? |
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DENNIS on November 22, 2004 @ 7:31 pm |
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MRS. BAKER IS APPROACHING 90, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW |
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Fingertight on November 23, 2004 @ 7:28 pm |
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Yes, I would love to fuck you and that 90 year old bitch and Shaun. The more the merrier! ;) |
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Amber on November 24, 2004 @ 2:55 am |
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Tampon’s don’t stimulate having sex, there used so when a girl has a period she shove’s one up there and she can go swimming and do all the normal stuff that girls do except sexually related things but as if you’d think bout doing any thing with them YUCK |
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tampon lover on November 24, 2004 @ 6:58 am |
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yeah i love dem used tampons and the way they smell like bad fish.....gimee gimee |
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DA_BITCH on November 24, 2004 @ 12:57 pm |
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you guys need to grow up fuckin sick and fingertight you need some fuckin help there buddy i feel sorry for your fuckin dog u should be glad you dont no me because if you did i would smack you so hard you will never see the light of day again leave the animals out of it you sick dirty fuck |
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zabar on November 25, 2004 @ 8:58 am |
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this joke makes me horny I had to pull myself off 5 times |
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Fingertight on November 25, 2004 @ 10:25 am |
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I shaved my ball sack last night. I glued it on my sister’s face, and now she looks like she has a beard! It’s so funny! But it’s only fair, because she farted on my face, and she got a little shit on my nose! |
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UP THE VILLA on November 26, 2004 @ 6:00 pm |
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FINGERTIGHT 1.)I BET U AINT GOT NO BALLS 2.)I BET U R UGLY AND 3.)U R A PRICK!!!!!!! SHITE JOKE-NOT AS SHITE AS BIRMINGHAM CITY THOUGH!!!! |
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UTAH TAMPON CLUB on November 27, 2004 @ 5:45 am |
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its not sick at all and its not hurting anyone. different strokes for different folks |
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Fingertight on November 27, 2004 @ 7:46 pm |
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UP THE VILLA 1.) I Bet you have sex with goats. 2.) I bet you have sex with your mom. 3.) Your mom’s dead? I never said you weren’t a necropheliac. 4.) I’m ugly? Damn straight. 5.) I really do have balls, and my silly dog just licked them while I typed this. 6.) You are a carpet munching, genital wart picking, tampon slurping (which is ok), beastiality promoting, girl scout molesting, Bob Saget masturbating, Michael Jackson idolizing, crossdressing, Aaron Carter CD owning, Bill Clinton worshipping, corn shitting, dildo sword fighting, Marlboro Man dreaming, Tony the Tiger touching, bastard of a child! 7.) I love you Villa. |
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lynda on November 29, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
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you are all fucking sick. There are enough weirdos posting here to keep a team of psychiatrists busy for a year. For fucks sake you people really need help |
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virus tampon on November 30, 2004 @ 9:16 am |
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Lynda,your sick fer thinkin,fingershite is sick !!!!--the dirtiest + sikest thing on ere is mentionin(villa)twisted pancy puff choclet likin person,who only crosses the road to travel..hooray for finger person,i dont care if he,tight--ps--how much for the ball breathed dog ??? u twisty tampon munchin gazelle |
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Fingertight on November 30, 2004 @ 6:48 pm |
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Dear Virus Tampon,
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Fingertight on November 30, 2004 @ 6:48 pm |
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMAN? |
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Fingertight on November 30, 2004 @ 6:51 pm |
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Love,
Fingertight |
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monga on December 1, 2004 @ 3:41 am |
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Fingertight you turn me on so much don’t worry about these other freaks they are fucked in the head. |
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Fingertight on December 2, 2004 @ 6:13 pm |
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Thank you Monga. :) |
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pimpalishis on December 2, 2004 @ 8:12 pm |
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wuz up sexy |
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the urinator on December 3, 2004 @ 8:29 am |
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not a bad joke really |
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Amber on December 3, 2004 @ 7:22 pm |
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You’s are so disgusting don’t u hav any thing better 2 do with your lives! Chat rooms were invented 4 a reason, this is a jokes page not a fuckin chat room 4 you ferals to talk bout shit, tampons, cat bowls and wat ever u lame ass freaks talk about. Fingertight your a fugly feral that needs help really bad!!!!!!
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monga on December 4, 2004 @ 3:58 am |
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I put 6 used tampons up my ass but I could only get 5 out and now I am really worried and I checked all my turds and nothing identifiable there except some corn kernels |
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Jay&Jay on December 5, 2004 @ 12:45 am |
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That didn’t need to be mentioned |
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DENNIS on December 5, 2004 @ 6:37 pm |
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JAY&JAY U WHITE BASTARD U KNOW U DO TO SO SHUT UP!
NOW BITCH WHOS UR MASTER? |
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gook troop on December 6, 2004 @ 8:48 am |
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you all sick sick I give you poopy bum |
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Fingertight on December 6, 2004 @ 6:42 pm |
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How hypocritcal of you Amber! I was sitting at my pc, you know, chillin’ out and my dog was licking my testicals. Then I read what you wrote Amber. That was very contradictory to post your opinion about how this was a web site and not a chat room. That’s like me shooting up an abortion clinic to promote peace. Trust me, I’m always at abortion clinics too. I love to piss on bleeding babies. But I’m getting off topic here. My point is that you’re a conservative bitch and you make no sense Amber! Now if you ask me to marry you, I’ll say yes, but until then... we aren’t cool with each other. |
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Erica on December 7, 2004 @ 11:24 pm |
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Your Momma So Fat And Big She Fell Over Wal-Mart And Landed On Target! |
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DENNIS on December 8, 2004 @ 2:50 pm |
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OOH FINGERTIGHT, DAWG WHERE A YA! I HAVE SOME GREEN, WATERY, SOFT POOPIES DRIPPNG OUT OF MY LARGE ASSHOLE! DO YA WANNA COME N LICK DEM JAWN’S, HOMEY? HOLLA AT ME N’ TELL ME WATZ UP GANSTA! AIGHT! |
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Fingertight on December 9, 2004 @ 6:57 pm |
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Yes... I would love to lick all the shit out your ass hole. You are a cool man Dennis. I like your style. |
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t k on December 10, 2004 @ 8:46 pm |
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wtf is wrong wit u .......... u dirty fucked up reject |
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monga on December 11, 2004 @ 8:26 am |
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theres nothing like the taste of steamy hot poop straight out of an ass hole. I just love it. Smear me baby and Im a happy camper |
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Fingertight on December 11, 2004 @ 11:20 am |
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I’ll shit on your tits, and you can smack the shit around all over my face. That’d be fun. |
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wot da hell on December 12, 2004 @ 2:54 pm |
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that was shit wot the fuck were u on wen u wrot it |
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confused on December 14, 2004 @ 2:51 pm |
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hey, can anybody tell me tht, do shemales use tampons?? |
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Fingertight on December 14, 2004 @ 8:01 pm |
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Yes, she males stick them in their penis holes. |
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k-killah on December 15, 2004 @ 11:00 am |
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killah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |
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Stoner133 on December 16, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
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No one’s ganna email a 7 year old internet hooker. |
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Fingertight on December 16, 2004 @ 7:49 pm |
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HAHAHAHA! Stoner, that was good. What the fuck? Drowning a fish? That’s just stupid dude. That girl’s tampons are probably dripping. That makes me thirsty. |
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wtf on December 17, 2004 @ 8:52 am |
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yall some dirty bastards da r really sick yall be fucking sister and talking about fucking
tampons finger wat eva ur name is u do da 2 ur dog cus u cant get pussy u stupid ass
hole u dumb shit |
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sexygurl on December 18, 2004 @ 9:41 am |
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yall dirty pervs nasty people talking about nasty shit cuz since yall can get pussy yall get
dogs and sisters fucking bitches NASTY PIGSSSSS go tea bag ur dad fingertight and go
lick some monkey ballss |
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Fingertight on December 21, 2004 @ 12:26 pm |
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I haven’t checked into this site lately, so I kind of missed these comments. Now Sexygurl, what makes you think I haven’t already tea bagged my father? Do I fuck my dog because I can’t get any real pussy? Well, yes, but by fucking animals, I end up getting 10 times more pussy than the average guy. And I have licked monkey balls. I love when monkeys jack my dick off in the zoo. You might find me at the zoo sometime getting a hand job from a monkey. I suck monkeys off too. |
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loco on December 21, 2004 @ 2:50 pm |
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hahahaha! I like this guy ^
I mean I wouldn’t hang out with him or anything or even talk to him, but he makes me laugh. |
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Stoner133 on December 21, 2004 @ 4:03 pm |
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loco ya gatta remember that you like "every" guy.
But Fingertight is straight so find someone else. |
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Talia on December 22, 2004 @ 7:33 pm |
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He against you now loco because he knows your on my side now..........thats fucken sad as. sorry bout the email btw it went to the wrong person lmao. |
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token on December 27, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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you cluster fuck what kind of fucking joke is that |
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Talia on January 13, 2005 @ 1:25 am |
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LMFAO @ fingertight hahahahhahaa |
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reiglee on February 6, 2005 @ 9:49 pm |
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Everyone why dont you just shut up and what you do at home is ok but dont gross us out w/ it...thanks have a nice day! |
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Amber THe STIckeR UP on February 12, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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omg peopke sos much hostitlity its a god damn joke like or .. god i think its oaky.. omg.. if u have nothing nivce tosay about it keep ur two cent comment to ur god damn self n leave this person alone!! damn that pisses me off its a god damn joke its just a n excuse for u to pick on someo ne.. GET fUckiNG LIVES |
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Fingertight on February 27, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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Wow Amber, it’s nice to see you sticking up for the little man online. You’re sticking up for Lakeitha (person who wrote this joke) and everyone. I would give you a round of applause, but my hands are busy stroking my bloody penis because I’m checking out naked hermaphrodites. For some reason, when I stroke it, it just bleeds! Now when my dog uses it as a chew toy, that’s when the shit gets real messy! Have you ever seen a bleeding penis Amber? |
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tormina on March 4, 2005 @ 3:27 am |
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that was fuken cool man so cool and funny but that all you got |
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tormina on March 4, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
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that was fuken cool so cool |
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tormina on March 4, 2005 @ 3:35 am |
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that was so cool it like so funny man its cool i rate it 10000000000000000000000 that much |
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bingo on March 8, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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that was fuken stupid shit that dum |
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pimp on March 9, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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fuck you , ya nasty ass fuck face. |
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Fingertight on March 13, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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So you’re this online pimp huh? You got all the net hos? You the big man in the Nickelodeon chat rooms? You got little 2Cute4U69 wet in her panties? You sit in your living room on the computer with powder in your hands, "Like I’m going to slap some bitches!" Your mom is in the back in the kitchen just chopping up some cheese, and she’s shaking her head. She’s thinking, "My son is a failure! He’s a fucking pimp online! I wish I had raised a kid who made something of himself." But oh well! She can always have sex with the pool boy again, maybe she’ll have a smart child the next time. |
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babygirl on August 16, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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fingertight you are a fucking mess |
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Whatever on August 19, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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Fingertight, that last comment was friggin funny... XD ahh hilarious... |
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Nena on December 4, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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Dat shit is so corny!!!!!!!!!!
Is dat all u got?!!!!!!!!!1 |
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april on December 25, 2005 @ 3:52 am |
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hahahahahahahaha!!! thats crazy |
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