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A Bat’s Wish
Posted by: Benny Lee on November 27, 2004 @ 1:32 am
| Long ago, there was a bat, it was a nice little bat, it didnt want to suck any blood from anyone and it just wants to eat fruit because it’s kind and it thinks sucking blood from people is wrong. SO, one day the bat fucking died. It went straight to heaven and the god asks the bat, "you’ve been very nice and I shall grant you one wish" The bat thinks for a minute and answers, " I was a black bat and I didn’t suck any blood from anyone, so now I want to be a white little soft rabbit with wings and I want to be able to suck as much blood as I want." The god hesitates and think "a rabbit with wings? that sucks blood??" Then the god says, "alrite, i’ll do my best" and he points his finger at the bat and poof, he turns into white and soft little TAMPAX (with flapping wings. ) |
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MM on November 29, 2004 @ 3:01 pm |
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lolx |
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CHARLIE on November 29, 2004 @ 6:08 pm |
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THAT WAS SO LAME |
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charlieHATER on November 29, 2004 @ 11:57 pm |
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CHARLIE IS SO SO LAME |
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katrina on December 1, 2004 @ 1:48 pm |
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what the fuck was that! |
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KatrinaHATER on December 2, 2004 @ 7:31 pm |
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Katrina IS SO SO LAME |
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Talia on December 3, 2004 @ 12:43 am |
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hey if there is any guys/girls (bisexual girls) wanna cyber with me and flirt alot then email me at lovin_darlin@hotmail.com
Love you all
xoxoxoxoxox |
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ziggs on December 6, 2004 @ 10:45 am |
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c’mon now i could do better thatn taht with some old ass jokes
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Shaqwanda on December 6, 2004 @ 5:04 pm |
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that was so damn lame |
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sicklittleperv on December 9, 2004 @ 3:04 am |
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if you dig way down to the bottom of the comedy barrel you’l find a pile of shit; under that pile of shit is that joke. This joke sucked more than Elton John on vacation. If I diddn’t make myself clear--that sucked! |
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Jay&Jay on December 9, 2004 @ 5:54 am |
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good comment tho^ |
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jake on December 10, 2004 @ 8:43 pm |
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toooo looong |
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jake on December 10, 2004 @ 8:43 pm |
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toooo looong |
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Talia on December 15, 2004 @ 3:17 am |
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hey if there is any guys/girls (bisexual girls) wanna cyber with me and flirt alot then email me at lovin_darlin@hotmail.com
And if however you want phone sex then i’m always available at 610892726112 (my home #)
Love you all
xoxoxoxoxox
ps:I got dildo’s and webcam and i take it in the ass. |
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Talia on December 16, 2004 @ 8:40 pm |
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wrong number |
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NOREEN on December 17, 2004 @ 7:35 pm |
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REAL GOOD!!! LIKED IT!!! WILL USE IT ON MY SITE!!!! |
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hung low on December 20, 2004 @ 5:36 pm |
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WTF WAS THAT. Either that was you just screwing around and writing something or you SUCK MAJORLY. You can suck a long donkey penis on that one buddy. |
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Hung Low on December 20, 2004 @ 5:38 pm |
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sicklittleperv that was fucking amazing the Elton John thing that made me shit my pants I needed that after the shitty-assed joke. |
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Hung Over on December 21, 2004 @ 2:46 pm |
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huh? what? oh, goodbye |
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