Dirty Jokes Inc. Logo
Ultimate joke directory
Jokes - The Ultimate Joke Directory! - Nasty Jokes - murderer
   

   Prankers Paradise

   Jokes

   Submit

   Moderator

   Links

   Contact

   Drug Rehab

   Halloween

 




murderer
Posted by: Ace man 1 on December 19, 2004 @ 3:48 pm

Go Back

A man gets on 2 a double decker bus and sets off. all of a sudden they went over a bump the man goes to the front and asks the driver what it was. the driver was crying the man sais why are u cryin he replies i just ran over a cat. So they set off again and they go over a massive bump. The man goes to the driver and sees him lafin the man sais why are you lafin the driver replies i just ran over a packie and the man sais why is that funny and the driver replies i had tp go up the curb to get him.


Add your own comment

From: netj on December 20, 2004 @ 2:51 pm
Comment: that was so we-todd-did

From: loco on December 20, 2004 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: I don’t know, but for some reason that made me laugh you fucker!

From: Iainttellinu on December 20, 2004 @ 5:32 pm
Comment: BRAVO man all u indians its just a joke buut fuckin hilarious at that.

From: Stoner133 on December 21, 2004 @ 3:50 pm
Comment: it’s a good joke

From: Talia on December 21, 2004 @ 6:20 pm
Comment: hey if there is any guys/girls (bisexual girls) wanna cyber with me and flirt alot then email me at lovin_darlin@hotmail.com

Love you all
xoxoxoxoxox

ps:I got dildo’s and webcam and i take it in the ass,dick size don’t matter as long as i can eat the sperm over and over it’s all good.(loco hint hint)

From: Boner133 on December 23, 2004 @ 12:29 am
Comment: where’s my slong

From: Talia on December 24, 2004 @ 2:11 am
Comment: if there is any guys/girls (bisexual girls) wanna cyber with me and flirt alot then email me at lovin_darlin@hotmail.com or my yahoo is BigTitties_Talia1986

Love you all
xoxoxoxoxox

ps:I got dildo’s and webcam and i take it in the ass,dick size don’t matter as long as i can eat the sperm over and over it’s all good.(loco hint hint)

From: zachary pontrella on December 25, 2004 @ 3:28 am
Comment: Ummmmmm?

From: ROBERT on December 28, 2004 @ 7:38 am
Comment: THE JOKE GOES LIKE THIS: A MAN WAS DRIVING ALONG, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE RUNS OVER A CAT, THE MAN SAYS I KNOW THIS CAT IT BELONGS TO THE LITTLE OLD LADY DOWN THE ROAD, HE GENLEY KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND REPLIES HERES $20.00, IM SORRY I RAN OVER YOUR CAT, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE POLICE SHOW UP GRAB THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND HANDCUFFED HER, I WAS SO UPSET I ASKED THE OFFICER WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM, THEN HE REPLIED WE HAVE BEEN WATCH THIS LITTLE OLD LADY FOR AWHILE AND THIS IS THE SECOND TIME WE CAUGHT HER SELLING PUSSY.

From: happy on December 29, 2004 @ 12:16 am
Comment: you fine dark brother you mack a girl won’t to screm


p.s a girl is looking for a fine dark brother
do you won’t to come to my brithday it is on
july 3
my nummber is720-253-5332
ask for rachel I’ll be watting

From: MACK on December 29, 2004 @ 10:10 pm
Comment: YO ROBERT THANKS FOR STRAITIN THAT OUT FOR DUMB ASS BECAUSE I
DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THAT BULLSHIT NEXT TIME GET IT RIGHT BITCH
WIT YOUR DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



From: MACK on December 29, 2004 @ 10:12 pm
Comment: OH!! HAPPY IF DUDE DON’T CALL YOU I’LL CALL YOU I NEED A LITTLE HAPPYNESS
BUT FAREAL DO’ YOUR ASS IS A STUPID HO!!!!!!! FUCK ALL YA’LL

From: YJ on January 9, 2005 @ 4:33 pm
Comment: EDTYJ

From: georgia on January 14, 2005 @ 6:05 pm
Comment: very funny

From: sexy kat on March 25, 2005 @ 10:48 am
Comment: i dont get it

   
  Add your own comments (all fields are required)
Your Name:
Your Comment:
 
 
Disclaimer:
Your comments will be reviewed by a Dirty Jokes Inc. moderator. Dirty Jokes Inc. reserves the right to edit or remove your comments.
 
 
Privacy Policy      Moderator Login    Copyright © 2001 - 2008 Dirtyjokesinc.com. All Rights Reserved.