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Getting with nuns
Posted by: ally on January 8, 2005 @ 6:41 pm
A hippi guy walks onto a bus and takes a seat. He looks over and sees this nun, decides to start talkin to her.
They have a nice conversation and randomly, the hippi says "so, are you gonna fuck me now?"
The nun gets scared and runs off the bus. Then, the bus driver notices what went on.
The bus driver says "So, your trying to get with a nun, eh?"
The hippi guys responds, "yeh"
The bus driver says "well, let me give you some advice. this nun goes up to the cementary every night at midnight to pray. now, if u go up there and make her think that your god, she’ll do whatever you want her to do."
He continues... "Here, I have a costume of god. It’s very believable. I got it right here and i’ll sell it to u for 50 bucks."
He takes out the costume. The hippi guy looks at it, takes out $50 and hands it to the bus driver. He leaves with his costume..
At midnight, the hippi guy arrives at the cometary, dressed up as god, looking for the nun. He sees her praying on her knees and approuches her.
He says, "I am god. You must please me now."
The nun gets down on all fours. He goes behind her and starts fuckin her up the ass. As he is doin it, hes thinking to himself.. "man, this bitch is pretty loose. Shes just not doing much for me.. I think i’m gonna teach her a lesson when im done." So when hes done, he turns her around n looks at her.
He takes off his mask and says "Ha ha, I’m the hippi guy from the bus!"
Then the nun takes off her mask and says "Ha Ha! I’m the bus driver!" |
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Jon on January 10, 2005 @ 10:49 pm |
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pretty predictable..................sorta lame |
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goober on January 11, 2005 @ 7:18 am |
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completely predictable and totally retarded |
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JAcKoFfJiLl on January 11, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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that was pretty Funny Dude Well yeah but Hippies Rock!!!! |
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JAcKoFfJiLl on January 11, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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that was pretty Funny Dude Well yeah but Hippies Rock!!!! |
| From: |
dogs vagina on January 12, 2005 @ 10:06 am |
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filthy god damm hippies you make me sick you lazy fucks |
| From: |
kay on January 12, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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... lol |
| From: |
hill billy bob on January 13, 2005 @ 7:28 am |
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i agree with dogs vagina hippys are worthless tree hugging smelly drug addict free loaders
and if he had $50 well he musta stole it cos they dont work they are allergic to it |
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caitlin on January 14, 2005 @ 8:13 am |
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that joke is shit but hill billy you are funny lol |
| From: |
GENIE on January 16, 2005 @ 6:24 pm |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
1111 on January 19, 2005 @ 2:45 am |
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tht jokes so old i can shit out betta jokes |
| From: |
botwana on January 19, 2005 @ 10:30 am |
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this joke is poor m8 !!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life wiv real jokes.............................
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hootenny earl on January 22, 2005 @ 11:25 am |
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I dont get it. |
| From: |
gfdgfdag on January 22, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
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that shit was so fucking lame you fat dick head,pussy lip crab cake son of a bitch
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| From: |
dpnt matter on January 22, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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taht joke was the shitttt
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| From: |
LOL on January 23, 2005 @ 4:08 am |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PFFFFFFTTTT |
| From: |
shaina on January 24, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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i didnt expect that that was funny |
| From: |
wop hater on January 25, 2005 @ 8:17 am |
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you must be a dumb greaseball fucker if you thought that was funny |
| From: |
chester on January 27, 2005 @ 12:40 am |
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that fuckin joke was good because im fucking my wife |
| From: |
Colton M on January 27, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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that was way funny but did the nun run up to the front and come out as the bus driver cause im not understanding |
| From: |
PuSsY LoVeR on January 29, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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that joke is as pathetic as you are you sad lonly virgin you were probly thinking about your mom when you wrote it |
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elevATOR on January 30, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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good one |
| From: |
Char on February 18, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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That was kinda funny... I guess.. |
| From: |
mell on March 25, 2005 @ 5:50 am |
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neva heard that 1 b4 very funny |
| From: |
Granny on January 31, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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Loved it!!! |
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Vanessa on August 13, 2006 @ 8:07 am |
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That joke was funking dumb! |
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