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pickle cucumber penis
Posted by: colton morman on January 23, 2005 @ 9:04 pm
| there was a pickle a cucumber and a penis the pickle said man i used to be a cucumber till they froze me the cucumber said i used to be a pickle till they thawed me the penis said man you think you got it bad they put me in a sack and made me do push ups all night |
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you know on January 25, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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this joke was the bom diggedy it was so damn funny |
| From: |
a on January 26, 2005 @ 8:49 pm |
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how does freezing/thawing change a cucumber to a pickle or a pickle to a cucumber? |
| From: |
Colton Morman on January 27, 2005 @ 5:19 pm |
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dont know i kust said that |
| From: |
somebody on January 29, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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i dont get it? |
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on January 29, 2005 @ 10:26 pm |
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are you a retard he is a nut sack having sex |
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Shelldogg on January 31, 2005 @ 12:20 am |
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i need a visual to understand the joke. |
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Stoner411 on January 31, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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Colton,you sayin’ you don’t git your own joke?...Or make it sound better atleast? |
| From: |
dick on February 4, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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What do you call a black family playing in leaves?
Raisin Brand |
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;-) on February 5, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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it was supposed to end.... made me do push ups till I puke! |
| From: |
gnote on February 7, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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Stupidity. |
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the sack on February 11, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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ha ha ha that was sooo fuckin funny i almost pissed myself NOT! |
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me on February 11, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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here dumbass add lil bit to it ......... made me do push up’s intill i threw up
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| From: |
me on February 12, 2005 @ 12:52 am |
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you suck |
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Cupid on February 14, 2005 @ 7:26 am |
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yip. i agree totally wi ;-) nd me on dat 1. |
| From: |
Penis on February 20, 2005 @ 1:57 pm |
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I did pushups till I puked. |
| From: |
SHOOT'EM UP! on February 24, 2005 @ 7:03 am |
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I POOPED ON MY KEYBOARD |
| From: |
mexx on February 24, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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I fucked your aunt |
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Aunt Jemima on February 25, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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Yep, he did. And I is a fatass junglebunny! |
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mexx on February 26, 2005 @ 7:07 am |
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regardless free rent money
fuck off |
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Aunt Jemima on February 27, 2005 @ 11:41 am |
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Nossir, mexx!! youse paid me a dolla. Remember, I charge 2 dolla a inch. |
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mexx on February 27, 2005 @ 1:28 pm |
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I reckon you owe me for not chainin you maam |
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Aunt Jemima on February 27, 2005 @ 11:36 pm |
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Ise shore at a loss for words, honeychild. |
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mexx on February 28, 2005 @ 12:18 am |
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fuck off then |
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mexx on March 1, 2005 @ 8:49 pm |
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ise dont give a fuck
ain no way I want any of that gate
two fists isa to much
ise shore you can fuck off |
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Aunt Jemima on March 4, 2005 @ 7:15 pm |
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Such talk little boy mexx with half inch wee wee. Stick it in my ear and I use it like a Q-Tip. |
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mexx on March 4, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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LOSER
why sit there in your size small underwear
and use other names jag off
your not fooling any one
even with that "lifeguard" job at the kiddie pool
you fuckin jackson wannabe
fuckoff |
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Aunt Jemima on March 6, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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Ise sit in mine, because youse wear underwear that are much too small fo me to wear, little boy mexx with half inch wee wee. |
| From: |
fu on March 27, 2005 @ 1:18 am |
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retard |
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The Penis on November 14, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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I did push-ups till I puked |
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John and Melanie on November 25, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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you are fuckin’ jealous you can’t do push ups in a sack all night, it sucks to be you jerkoff a plenty. |
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