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three triplets
Posted by: Colton and Trey on January 25, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
| there were these thee triplets in this moms stomach they were asking each other what do they want to be when they grow up on said i want to be a doctor the naxt one said i want to be a laywer the last one said i want to be a hunter they looked at him kind of funny and said why on earth do you want to be a hunter then he answered so i can shoot that prarie dog that keeps popping up and down in here |
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Stoner133 on January 27, 2005 @ 2:47 am |
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Hey i gatta secret for you.....PUNCTU - FUCKIN’ - ATION...it’ll only help. |
| From: |
Trey on January 27, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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dont cuss jesus wouldnt like it the only reason he probally didnt put punctuation is cause he didnt proof read it |
| From: |
his best friend on January 27, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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dont cuss jesus wouldnt like it the only reason he probally didnt put punctuation is cause he didnt proof read it |
| From: |
on January 27, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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1. Jesus is dead
2. Most people in the world, and most people who use the internet, either haven’t heard of
Jesus or don’t care what he’d think.
3. Most people don’t forget to put any punctuation in, and then suddenly remember when
they’re proof-reading
4. The lack of punctuation and any grammatical structure make it a terrible experience
trying to work out what this illegible piece of crap is getting at |
| From: |
on January 27, 2005 @ 7:50 pm |
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i thought your joke was very good colton
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| From: |
calm down on January 27, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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First of all Jesus is not dead, second of all most people know who he is and third alot more people are interested in what he has to say than anything you do. |
| From: |
gb on January 27, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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jesus did a whole lot for you burn in hell you giant peace of rat terd jesus lives in us he is alive and so why dont you stfu
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| From: |
on January 27, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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They crucified him and he died. And most people don’t know who he is. Maybe most of
the people you know know who he his, but I can guarentee you that the majority of people
in the entire world don’t know who he is - you think those 1 billion people in India, where
most people don’t speak English or any of the romantic languages, and who have never
met a white person before, have any idea who some prophet from your religion is?
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| From: |
m.c on January 28, 2005 @ 8:59 am |
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rude but not all that rude |
| From: |
m.c on January 28, 2005 @ 8:59 am |
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rude but not all that rude |
| From: |
Batman on January 28, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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Jesus is alive! I see him the other day filling his Datsun Sunny with unleaded petrol down
Sainsbury’s in Hemel Hempstead. |
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Batman on January 28, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
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Thats Gas (petrol) for all you crazy gun waving yankees and Sainsburys is a supermarket
(mall) |
| From: |
wolfman on January 28, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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******* JESUS SAVES ******* ........... at Sainsburys! (billboard outside - wtf - Hammered
Hamster or whatever the brit said. ^^ ) |
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BLONDE AND HOT!!!!!! on January 28, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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STONER133 U NEED 2 GET A LIFE OR GO DIE!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD RATHER U DEAD AND U NEED 2 LEARN HOW 2 SPELL!!!!!!!!!!! BET YA U COULDNT WRITE SOME THING LIKE DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GET SOME HELP AND DIE DO IT 4 DA WORLD!!!!!!!!!! YEAH IM HOTTY!!!!!!!! 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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BLONDE AND HOT!!!!!! on January 29, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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AN IN CAS U WANNA NO Y I ALWAYS B WRITIN IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!WEN I WUZ WANKIN
MY PUP ROVER, HIS JIZZ WEN IN THE KEYBORD AND KNOW IS LIK THE BUTIN’S
ALWAYS PUZZED DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH I LIKE DOUBLE
PENETRATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2001!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Stoner411 on January 30, 2005 @ 5:39 am |
| Comment: |
Fact 1 ~ Jesus is dead like a man opening Trey’s mama’s pants.
Fact 2 ~ Jesus was a fuckin’ Jew. (not exactly a christian) he wouldn’t give a fuck anyway.
Fact 3 ~ Jesus is still a great idal....No other Jew was nailed 3 times in 1night. |
| From: |
Trey on January 30, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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FUCK YOU stoner |
| From: |
Trey on January 30, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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I’m an ignorant religious fundamentalist who doesn’t like to hear the truth and uses foul
language to try to censor others. |
| From: |
da brotha on January 30, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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u suck bitch you know u lian that aint trey |
| From: |
Trey on January 30, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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The fuck would you know, da brotha |
| From: |
HANK on January 31, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
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YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS |
| From: |
the lost girl on January 31, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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Ok,
1. Jesus has nothing to do with this joke so leave him out your comments.
2. Would a baby seriously know what a prarie dog looks like?
3. Isn’t kinda funny how the word FUCK can be an adjective, a noun, and a verb? |
| From: |
Al Bhazari on February 1, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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there is only one god Allah and his prophet Mohamad
Jesus is a fairy book character-nice story but thats it
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| From: |
Rahim on February 1, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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Actually, in our religion of Islam, Jesus was one of our prophets too. I don’t know where
you’re getting your info from. Probably an atheist who knows no god trying to pass as
intelligent by telling others they are wrong. |
| From: |
wolfman on February 2, 2005 @ 10:49 am |
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I see. What Rahim is trying to say, is that he thinks Trey is Colton’s bitch. |
| From: |
pAnTeRa on February 4, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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DIE INFIDELS, DIE! |
| From: |
marq on February 7, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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man, ya gotta read all the comments to get the BIG laff. |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 7, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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BLONDE AND SEXY! |
| From: |
nathan on February 11, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
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stfu bitches jesus is real unlike some of you retards learn history |
| From: |
I like eggs on February 13, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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OMG I LOVE EGGS |
| From: |
EGGGGGGGSSSS? on February 13, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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WHERE? can i touch?
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| From: |
bigwhale6 on February 16, 2005 @ 6:08 am |
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ahahahhahhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| From: |
mexx on February 18, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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yo check this out -----------------------------------------------------------------------------A blonde walks in bar with a 2 foot dildo and a donkey she says --------------------------------------- why are you still reading you fuckin parasite, go to work-fuck off |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 20, 2005 @ 8:04 am |
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Mexx,
Top
comment?????????????????
????????????????????????
RETARD! |
| From: |
Taco on February 20, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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Freakin’ A! |
| From: |
your dumb on February 24, 2005 @ 6:59 am |
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what did the fourth baby in their mothers womb say he wanted to be? well, let me tell you this much! he never won a fuckin’ spelling bee! |
| From: |
tarianal ittle on February 24, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
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don’t make fun of god u dick heads bitch! |
| From: |
mamo on March 6, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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god does not exist and neither does alha i am a atheist and i no best |
| From: |
shannon on March 18, 2005 @ 12:22 am |
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very cute joke. make fun of jesus, that is real cool, just don;t ask for jesus’s help when
it benifits you. |
| From: |
Ignorance on September 2, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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I think it’s crucial that all of you either go back to school or find a library.
You need to learn grammar and how to speak/write ENGLISH.
If you are the world’s future then it will become a world I hope to never know.
So incredibly pathetic.
Your parents must be so proud. |
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