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Posted by: NIall on January 30, 2005 @ 8:01 am
| Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair |
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joka on February 2, 2005 @ 8:45 am |
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your an ass, I can’t believe that someone would post a joke like that. I’m in a wheelchair and I’m definately not a vegetable...why don’t you come back with a real joke |
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wierdo on February 3, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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Dude that jokes is so dumb its funny and wheelchair there is no need to get butt hurt its just a joke jeez quit living in remorse over yer self and move on |
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ping pong,im chinese on February 6, 2005 @ 11:57 am |
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lmao that guys not in a fricking wheelchair.... hes just saying he is so we all feel sorry for him..
I think that joke is hillarious. just because people are spazzy dont mean we shouldnt laugh at them |
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Jon on February 7, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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JOKA, you are in the nasty jokes section, so why are you telling someone off for making a NASTY joke about vegetables? Obviously you are not a vegetable, but ALL vegetables are in wheelchairs, not all wheelchair people are vegetables. Get a life. |
| From: |
bean on February 7, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
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That was not nasty, that was simple. |
| From: |
american soldier on February 10, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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i agree with jon i mean come on if you go and look at porn or whatever dont be affended when theres naked chicks ohh and if any one thinks im |
| From: |
kittycat on February 11, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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that joke suck ass |
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well duh on February 13, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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not all veggies are in wheelchairs.. infact some are in cans... just kidding but in reality
most are in BEDS!!!!! |
| From: |
BRENDON on February 18, 2005 @ 7:58 am |
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I TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET THE JOKE BUT IT IS THE FUNNY |
| From: |
BRENDON on February 18, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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I TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET THE JOKE BUT IT IS THE FUNNY |
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mexx on February 18, 2005 @ 9:57 pm |
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but it is the funny
what in the fuck brendanal
and twice you fuckin hemaphra
go back to your moms disgusting box you fuckin loser-fuck off |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 19, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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Mexx’s Mum is a Tramp! |
| From: |
mexx on February 19, 2005 @ 9:35 pm |
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Even Sicker Boy,
Yes I know she is.
She is a Lazy Arse Bitch
that does nothing except
claim Welfare.
She does promise to get a
job, but we’ll see.
I hope she does though! |
| From: |
paul on February 20, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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When things get posted twice on this site, it’s usually not the user’s fault. Looking at the
source code and everything, it looks like this whole thing was probably slapped together
by a couple of highschool kids trying to make a bit of money, so I wouldn’t be surprised if
their scripting has a few fuck-ups in it that are responsible for all the double posting. |
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urk the jurk on February 22, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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bet you laugh your ass off every time you take a shit! If you cant do any better than that you should quit. |
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jizz stain on February 24, 2005 @ 6:55 am |
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i’m in a wheel chair and i make fun of other handi caps all the time fuck ’em. just kidding you guys im not really in a wheel chair but seriously fuck em! |
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MEXX DAD on March 2, 2005 @ 1:52 am |
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BOY U HAVE BEEN PUNISHED AGAIN ASUME THE POSITION. BEND OVER SO I CAN FUCK U LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH U WANNA BE. |
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Nichol on March 2, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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YOU ALL SUX ASS U DUMB AMERICAN’S!!!!!!!!
EAT SHIT AND DIE YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!
WAHOO(BIG FISH) |
| From: |
Tacoboy on March 4, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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Why did MEXX DAD walk joyboy mexx to school everyday? Cuz they’re both in the seventh grade. |
| From: |
mexx on March 4, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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why did tacoboy raper fail the 7th grade on purpose
to continously get ass raped by the janitor and the janitors
brother
that fuckin dill weed
fuck off |
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GET REAL on March 5, 2005 @ 12:09 am |
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U MUST HAVE TOOK MY ADVICE IN LOOKING UP WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY CUZ I KNOW U DIDNT COME UP WITH THOSE WORDS ON YOUR OWN . YOU HAVE BEEN
WATCHING TO MUCH JERRY SPRINGER. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND GET REAL. U DUMB SHIT. I MEAN MEXX BOY. DICTIONARY FOR DUMMIES.
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mexx on March 5, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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get real can you say
oh oh oh
holy fuck man
not all the way
shit shit shit
no no no
hey where you going
fuck you fuck off |
| From: |
mexx on March 11, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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i want to sit with you jizz stain
i waant to be your child
fuck you fuck off |
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joka on April 6, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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jizz stain maybe you will end up in a wheelchair one day and then you can feel bad about loving jokes like that. And I’m over myself. I’m in a wheelchair because of what someone did to me, I’m not living in remorse but I just didn’t find the humor in it. Maybe you all should get a fucking like and stop living your lives through a joke website...fucking losers |
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wow on August 24, 2005 @ 9:52 am |
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wow u all are fuckeing morons jeez but that joke is so fucken funny haha |
| From: |
Sam on August 27, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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Why did heaven go broke when Rock Hudson and Liberace died?
They blew all the prophets! (profits) |
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DJ Wheels on November 4, 2005 @ 7:25 am |
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I am in a wheelchair and I think its a funny joke a bit off but funny. |
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