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The Innocent Little Boy
Posted by: Shamol on February 2, 2005 @ 1:43 am
Once upon a time, there was this little boy who lived with his parents. One day the parents got inot an arguement and the husband got very pissed and called his wife a "bitch." The little boy overheard and asked his father, "daddy, daddy, what does bitch mean?" The father realized the boy was too young to know what it really means, so he got rid of him by saying, "son, bitch is what you call a lady." Soon, the wife returned the insult to her husband by calling him an "asshole." And so, the boy overheard and asked his mother, "mommy, mommy, what does asshole mean?" The mother replied, "son it’s a nice thing to say to a gentlemen."
Great, soon the fight ended and the mother went back into the kitchen and the father fled upstairs. While the mother was cooking, she nearly burned her fingers handling a hot stove, and screamed out, "shit!" The boy was curious and asked, "mommy, mommy, what does shit mean?" The mother replied, "son, shit means food," and ordered the boy to go upstairs. The boy listened and ran to his father, who was busy trying on a new pant. Meanwhile, it was time to close the pant zipper and accidently the father’s "wee-wee" got caught, in response to the painfulful expereince, the father screamed out, "fuckk!!!" Again, the boy asked, "daddy, daddy, what does fuck mean?" The father replied back, "son, fuck means changing clothes, now go downstairs, and on your way down, tell your mother to come upstairs to change into a clean dress, I have some visitors coming soon!"
The boy listened, and ran downstairs to get the message to his mother. The mother quickly prepared the food on the kitchen table for the guests and hurried upstairs to change. Soon, the door bell rang, and the parents yelled, "get the door son!" The boy listened, and opened the door. He smiled at the visitors, and said, politely, "Hi assholes and bitches, the shit is on the table and mom and dad are fucking upstairs." The visitors were so shocked to hear the little boy utter the despicable words, they turned around and left without a word.
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| From: |
austin on February 2, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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you need to show naked pictures of wemon
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| From: |
Stoner411 on February 2, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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Yea,i saw ur mama on one of those sites....Joke was told better than what i heard,411. |
| From: |
Shamol on February 2, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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To: Stoner411 and Austin
"Assholes," thank you for your comments, I suggest Austin to go back to grammar school, and Stoner to stick a finger up his ass. A word from the wise, "judge others not out of jealousy." Peace- |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 2, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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Fuck off Shamol! |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 2, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE COON
LOOKED UP HIS FAMILY TREE?
A Gorilla Shit In His Face. |
| From: |
Shamol on February 3, 2005 @ 1:25 am |
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To: Even Sicker Boy
You retarted "white-trash," what kinda name is "Even Sicker Boy?" I bet you live in the south and your father must definetely own a pick-up truck, lol. You red hill billy, red neck racist punk, I think you need to commit suicide, because you aren’t worth anything! Correct me if i’m wrong, the United States of America does not need you people, you bunch of low-life rural trash! How do you like that for a change? After hearing all that, I think you definetly should kill yourself...lol- and remember this is not a joke! So, sooner the better, America will appreciate that, thanks! |
| From: |
neil on February 3, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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if i wanted to read a book I would go to the library |
| From: |
homie on February 3, 2005 @ 2:23 am |
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yo dog. sup. the joke wuz crakin. |
| From: |
Aussie Bitch on February 3, 2005 @ 3:46 am |
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You tell em Shamol |
| From: |
cuzin willie on February 3, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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yeh. You tell em Shamu ! |
| From: |
Stoner411 on February 4, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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Howd up, you diss me for sayin’ you made a good joke?...Wize?...Sinse when did wize = fucked in da head?
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| From: |
Aubrey on February 5, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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lol thanks for the entertainment..ya’ll are funny. go ahead..trash talk me too i’ll jus get another kick outta it. |
| From: |
Eric on February 6, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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you guys have one repsect for each other let alone your self.... |
| From: |
Aussie Bitch on February 7, 2005 @ 2:12 am |
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Hey shamol reading your comments is even funnier then your joke lol, in a good way KEEP UP THE ABUSE MAN |
| From: |
Tdogg on February 7, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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That waz f the hook homie. |
| From: |
nuwee noktoy on February 7, 2005 @ 7:55 pm |
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Boring. |
| From: |
Jim. on February 7, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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You did not pay much attention to your english teachers, did you? No, you did not. Shamol: another example of the internet being filled with morons. |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 7, 2005 @ 8:21 pm |
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To Shamol
===========
There is a "Sick Boy" on
this site.
So I’m "Even Sicker Boy".
It’s that simple, honest!
Is that basic english for
you?
Is that easy enough for you
to understand?
Or do you only understand
that mumbo jumbo garbage you
all speak?
EXAMPLE:
Hello my friend, how are
you?
SHAMOL WOULD SAY:
Whassup Dog?
============================
Learn English my "Bruda".
Anyway Nig-Nog,
I’m not from the south and
my Father doesn’t drive a
pick up.
*************
*I’M BRITISH*
*************
What do you think of that?
So why don’t you and your
family of Jungle Bunny’s
go and have a "JUNGLE BUNNY
ORGY"
Shag your Mum like a rabbit.
============================
============================
All the best
WHITE POWER |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 7, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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Ps I’m visiting the states
this April.
Would you like to meet up
for a beer? LOL! |
| From: |
average american on February 7, 2005 @ 8:52 pm |
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I cannot possibly understand why all the idiots of the world feel the need to disrespect someone over a joke. It’s just a joke. If you want to read it, then do so. Commet on the joke, not the person telling it because you don’t know them. All you uneducated people need to grow up. As for all of you racist people, and I don’t mean just against blacks, I’m sure you’re racist in general, you’re no better than anyone else in the world. Stupid maybe, but no better. And, don’t talk about people living in the south. I’m currently living in the south, but I am not a redneck and am not racist. This is a site to read jokes, read what you want and deal with your personal issues somewhere else. |
| From: |
Stretch on February 7, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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Alot of you have obviously spent the first nine months of your lives dodging coat hangers with some there will be accidents you poor excuses for abortions that lived. Your mammas never wanted such ignorant bastards. |
| From: |
no coon in me on February 8, 2005 @ 5:32 am |
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get back on your banana boat you know what im sayin ! |
| From: |
quityerbitchin' on February 8, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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give it a rest, Shammie. Sheesh! |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 8, 2005 @ 4:04 pm |
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Average American
=================
Your really well educated.
Learn to spell "COMMENT"
you fucking Moron! |
| From: |
steve on February 8, 2005 @ 7:37 pm |
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Even Sicker Boy
==============
You are obviously not very well-educated.
Learn when you use "YOUR" and when to use "YOU’RE"
you fucking moron! |
| From: |
steve on February 8, 2005 @ 7:38 pm |
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Even Sicker Boy
==============
You are obviously not very well-educated.
Learn when you use "YOUR" and when to use "YOU’RE"
you fucking moron! |
| From: |
Shamol on February 8, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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To: Even Sicker Ass Liker Boy
You are British, huh? Wow, i’m surprised! Can you say "Water?" Lol, you dumb Brits are so stupid, you guys will respond, "Wuuutttaaaaa." Listen up you dumb Brit, tell your prime minister, Tony Blaire to stop sucking George Bush’s balls. You wish you were an American! What the hell is "White Power"? Bitch ass, are you still living in the past? What has white folks done for you, besides fucking your mom? Haha, you retarted weak white punk! Don’t make me milk your mother! |
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Shamol on February 8, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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To: Average American
I am sorry to offend you, I understant that not all white folks from south are "red hill billy, red neck racist punk." But you know, sometimes people like "Even Sicker Ass Licker Boy," can cause people to make generalizations. I am glad he’s not one of us, cause now we know the truth, he is a dumb Brit. Problems solved! |
| From: |
joe momma on February 10, 2005 @ 1:33 am |
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I like Even sicker boy. he’s funny
shamol, what the fuck are you?
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| From: |
joe momma on February 10, 2005 @ 1:34 am |
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I like Even sicker boy. he’s funny
shamol, what the fuck are you?
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| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 10, 2005 @ 8:11 am |
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WELL EDUCATED STEVE
That doesn’t spell his name
with a capital letter.
Moron. |
| From: |
amercan soldier on February 10, 2005 @ 11:41 pm |
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ok listen all of you idiots first why do ypu fight over the internet its like fighting with your self you cant win i mean what the fuck all this over a joke |
| From: |
weeeeeeeeeee on February 11, 2005 @ 12:06 am |
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i hav a fucking joke similler to this prick and if i get yor e-mail address i will send u fukin abusiv shit so GET IT OFF IT OFF OR ELSE.
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| From: |
steve on February 11, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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POORLY-EDUCATED EVEN SICKER BOY
I can spell my name however I choose. My doing that is no more incorrect than your
fragmented sentences.
You were being a hypocritical dumbass and I caught you at it. Don’t be such a sore loser. |
| From: |
alma on February 11, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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you suck ass
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| From: |
babygyrlpimptes on February 12, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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that was a good but old joke ive heard that before
get a new joke plz
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| From: |
Aussie Bitch on February 12, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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ya know what? i reckon ya should all just forget about this its getting old, move onto a new topic oh and by the way even sicker boy YOU’RE A MOTHERFUKIN JIZZMOPPER |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 13, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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What’s the difference
between a bicycle and a
Coon?
.
.
A bicycle does’nt sing
"Old Man River" when you
chain it up. |
| From: |
Shamol on February 14, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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To: Even Sicker Ass Licker British Boy
Q: What’s the difference between you and a person with mental retardation?
A: Nothing!
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| From: |
hill billy bob on February 15, 2005 @ 7:26 am |
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in the good ol days a nigra new his place and didnt give no back chat
you give em an inch and they takes a mile ! |
| From: |
bigwhale6 on February 16, 2005 @ 5:51 am |
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lol |
| From: |
hill billy bob on February 16, 2005 @ 10:14 am |
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and aint that the truth |
| From: |
Ga Shawty on February 17, 2005 @ 12:29 am |
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Hey Shamol fuck dem haters dog. I like ur joke. Keep haters off ur back. Remember to appercatie love never mind hate and only God can judge you. |
| From: |
Mesha on February 17, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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To all of you racist, ignorant, BLACK FEARING, bastards I have something for you to read that a wise man said:
these white trash are trying to make their it their own propaganda
vehicle to inflict their ideas ( maybe "ideas" is too strong a word for
their moronic swill)on the rest of us.
They proudly proclaim their hatred of all other races, creeds,
colors etc., careful to stay anonymous, but they must also realize that
all those people hate them right back, plus all intellegent, educated,
thinking white people. What does it feel like to be the "cancer" of
society?
I’m sure there must be a website where they can exchange
their special kind of effluent with other neaderthals without bothering us
and insulting everyone with a higher intellect than them, which is pretty
much everyone else.
Now piss off and let the grown-ups talk.
(theaddick) |
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No NaMe Grl on February 17, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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You racist bitches. Were All equal you worthless piece of shyt’s. The only thing is the color but we do all the same things we eat the same shyt the same and breathe the same so just give it a rest and stop wasteing time. |
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No NaMe Grl Mesha on February 18, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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But you read every single joke , didn’t you?
(Taco) |
| From: |
Mesha on February 18, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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Actually I did and was offended by EVERY SINGLE WORD. See, you can all be racist but keep that shit to yourselves. |
| From: |
mexx on February 18, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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are you allowed to say shit mesha-fuck off
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| From: |
Shamol on February 19, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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To: All the haters, racists, ignorants, rednecks, white trash and wanna be klu klux klans
If any of these labels apply to you, then you are surely going to hell. Jesus will not be there to save you, he will spit at you and watch you suffer with joy. How dare you call your self Christians? How dare you wear the "cross" and hang it to your necks? Don’t you know, God will suffocate you with the same cross chain, until you die bleeding from the mouth? There may not be fair justice in this world, but remember true justice will be served on the day of judgement. Think about it, because I think ya still got time to ask for forgiveness and realize that we all are creation of God, and there’s no other discrepent creator! I feel sorry for all of you prejudice skum bags. Stop being too proud of what you are, you are what you are. Be proud, but don’t take it for granted and use it to hate! I hope ya all learn your lesson on earth before it’s too late! That’s all i gotta say! |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 19, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
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Mexx,
I fucked your Mum again! |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 19, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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Shamol and Mexx are Bum
Chums! |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 19, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
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Latisha_Dancer
is a Smelly Fucking Jigaboo! |
| From: |
Latisha_Dancer on February 19, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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what the fuck...shut the fuck up man...such a loser |
| From: |
tech on February 20, 2005 @ 12:31 am |
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dick licker boy, what the fuck are you saying nobody knows what a bum chum is you stupid bitish fuck.I think you and those other red-necks are cum chums.Another thing can you think up any jokes your self I heard those in 2nd grade.dick licker you sound like a pussy, would you say this to a black guy face I don,t think so your to much of a pussy. Hey does anybody remember what the joke was about??? well then it must of been stupid. |
| From: |
Kristy on February 20, 2005 @ 7:47 am |
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You vile racists are pathetic sad little people filled with hate and nothing better to do with your
time than hurt other people who have never done anything to you. Shamol good for you for
sticking up for yourself. What goes around comes around and these assholes wont have to
wait for jugement day, for their treatment of others will bite them on the butt soon enough.
Get a life you space wasters and ask god for forgiveness and change your ways before its too
late. |
| From: |
Toby on February 20, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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Kristy, Go get bent. Shamol, your joke sucks. |
| From: |
Latisha_dancer on February 21, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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although i dont really agree with the judgment day thing..but ya kristy does have a point.. jsut stop being racist...its never brought anything good to the world.. will u jsut accept people for who they are already. |
| From: |
Michael J. on February 21, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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Don’t forget Pickaninny.
Or Tarbaby. |
| From: |
Michael J. on February 21, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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Almost forgot:
Spade |
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the only girl here on February 22, 2005 @ 2:29 pm |
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you guys are all racist! yeah i am white but you should give ppl more repsect then that. mhm..what if you were black and someone said that about you? i bet you would care. so why dont you go waste ur time doing something else you worthless mofos! |
| From: |
Shamol on February 23, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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To: the only girl there
Thank you! That’s right, you go girl! |
| From: |
Toby on February 23, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
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only girl makes me wish abortions were retroactive! |
| From: |
Shamol on February 25, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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To: arien-nation
Why the fuck you care if i’m black, white, jewish, or green? You fucking retard, i would love to skin your ass, i bet then you would look red. Did you know that your brain is responsible for all your behaviors? Well you know what, your brain is full of shit, that’s why ur talking shit! Mohter fucker lock yourself home and never come out of your hole, you obviously don’t appreciate life, and I wish i can teach you a lesson. If i could, I would tie your fucking ass up and hang you, until you choke to death. Bitch ass punk, be thankful you are alive and breathing, because if I ever see you, I would bang your head against a wall! |
| From: |
Toby on February 25, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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Whatever color you is, Shamol, I gots to be something different and you suck bigones. |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on March 2, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
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Hello, I’d just like to take this oppertunity to tell everyone here that I’m really sorry, My mama read all the stuff that I’d written and she gave me a good spanking. I know that I’m a miserabe bastard with no friends but hey, I’m sure I’ll get over it some day.
GO THE HOMEOSEXUALS I LOVE YOU BRIAN |
| From: |
mouse on March 3, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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thats funny |
| From: |
slipknot on March 5, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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even sicker boy is a poor miserable bastard |
| From: |
fuck nazis on March 8, 2005 @ 10:25 pm |
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Don’t blame me-- I voted for Nader. Indeed, Mr. President Bush himself is a nazi, or at least a casual bigot. His ignorant, 10-gallon hat wearing ass and his Bible-thumping Republican supporters have caused the world to turn against us. Rest assured that there are plenty of U.S. citizens who are passionately opposed to Bush’s foreign policy and military tactics.
Easy with that "tard" shit, though. AUSSIE BITCH, is there anybody more retarded than Yahoo Serious? C’mon now. I’ll bet you own one of his records. |
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Shamol on March 10, 2005 @ 7:12 pm |
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To: Aussie Bitch
Why would you call your self a "bitch?" I don’t understand bitch, so let me know. Nice name though, I like the sound of "Aussie," reminds me of a dog I once had, his name was "Lassie," anyway it’s all good. |
| From: |
mexx on March 13, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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i want you Shamol
i want to love you
we can be happy now |
| From: |
limppimp on March 13, 2005 @ 7:08 pm |
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thats not how it goes, for real though, my version is better
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AUSSIE BITCH on March 18, 2005 @ 3:09 am |
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I call myself a bitch shamol becus i want to, do u have a problem with that? and quite obviously u cant pronounce aussis cos i dont sound like lassie |
| From: |
Rose on March 21, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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All yah dum ass white kids need to learn a lesson, what is wrong wit you, i feel so sorry for you, i hope God can find the forgiveness in his heart to look over your stupid ways. Life is too short for dum shyt like this. But all yah need to really hop of f Shamol and any other black person you violated dicks. |
| From: |
mexx on March 28, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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I`ll fack a black bitch
right now
fuck off |
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norThrIdGehOtTiE005 on April 5, 2005 @ 8:27 am |
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that was hilarious that would be sooo imbaressing!!!?? lol |
| From: |
SWS on April 9, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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hay even sicker boy well done thay need 2 no there place Q:how old r u
and shamol shut the fuck up u talk shit |
| From: |
SWS on April 9, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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sorry ur joke was ok and people like shamol should keep to the point |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on October 15, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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im a dumbass who shits my pants all the time and still sucks on my moms tities |
| From: |
transformation on November 14, 2005 @ 11:04 am |
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you are all giving voice to the dark side, enjoy it while it lasts. |
| From: |
johnny reb on November 16, 2005 @ 6:56 am |
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Q: what do call a nigger who had 12 abortions?
A: crime fighter
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| From: |
crystal on November 23, 2005 @ 10:50 am |
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this was the funnyest joke ever |
| From: |
Shamol on December 15, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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Hey folks, I hope you all are enjoying this joke. Please pass it on to your friends and family. I hope something like that never happens to another boy. |
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