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The man and island pig
Posted by: Robin on February 4, 2005 @ 4:43 pm
A man has been trapped on a island for five years. After five years of celebiscy he finally can’t stand it any longer and begins to look for things to fuck. He tries to fuck a tree but decides its to rough.
Tries to fuck a coconut cut its hollow, etc... etc
Finally he spots a pig on the island and tries to penetrate it but to with no luck, the pig squeles "wheeeee", and runs away.
The next day the man tries again and just when he’s about to penetrate the pig again, the pig squeels "wheeeee", and runs away again
The man the man continues daily for weeks before he finally collapses on the beach and cries at his failed attempts pig fucking.
However, as he glances on to the ocean he sees a cruise ship off in the distance and can’t believe the good luck. Unfortunatly the ship sinks beacuse the captain is a drunk ass and skids the boat over a rockThe man on the island all of a sudden sees a pair of arms flailing in the water and he quickly swims out to rescue the person. She turns out to be a beautiful blonde with massive tits and once again the man feels redeemed from all his past misfortunes. He brings the woman on to the beach and gives her mouth to mouth restoring her to peak form.
She gazes into her new heros eyes and says, " You saved my life, how can I ever repay you?".
The man replies, " Could you hold the pig". |
Add your own comment
| From: |
stuwaneecoc on February 7, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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Learn to write you idiot! |
| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 7, 2005 @ 8:48 pm |
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Yes!
Learn to write you
Simpleton. |
| From: |
mophead@yahoo.com on February 8, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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that jock sucked |
| From: |
joe momma on February 10, 2005 @ 1:24 am |
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shitty |
| From: |
Kay Kay on February 10, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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I liked it................. but ofcourse i am a cheesy-joke likeing person |
| From: |
antonio genatalia on February 11, 2005 @ 9:04 am |
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that joke is as dry as christs feet |
| From: |
me llamo dean on February 11, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
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why didnt he just fuck the girl for fuck sake the stoopid prick why do you need a pig when youve got a girl 4 fuck sake what a fucking sad joke you prick im gonna hunt you down and gut you like a fish coz i want the 10minutes of my life back |
| From: |
kjfysdyfisyfusdyfudf on February 11, 2005 @ 9:20 pm |
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HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO #
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| From: |
anarchy on February 15, 2005 @ 3:51 pm |
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u should of fucked the girl |
| From: |
anarchy on February 15, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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ur an asshole u should die and rot in hell. the girl was hotter and had huge tits. fuck u asshole |
| From: |
Char on February 18, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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I thought it was funny.. That is what makes it a joke after all.. And who cares about their typing? |
| From: |
Stalker on February 20, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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The pigs name is ................ Shamol. |
| From: |
fluffy on February 22, 2005 @ 8:45 am |
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IT FUCKIN’ SUCKED! YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TYPE YOU PIG FUCKER! |
| From: |
fluffy on February 22, 2005 @ 8:45 am |
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IT FUCKIN’ SUCKED! YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TYPE YOU PIG FUCKER! |
| From: |
mother fucker on February 23, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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it’s alright i fucked his mom last night ha ha bitch o and yours to fluffy |
| From: |
i fuck for a buck on February 24, 2005 @ 6:25 am |
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was the guy blonde too? or something |
| From: |
greenday rule on February 24, 2005 @ 8:24 am |
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wat sort of a fuckin joke was dat, its as dry as ma nans pussy n dats sayin summit FUCKIN HELL!!! |
| From: |
Stalker on February 25, 2005 @ 6:34 pm |
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The mans name is trever. |
| From: |
Oh just shut up on February 28, 2005 @ 12:17 am |
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That’s the whole point idiots, if he fucked the girl, it wouldn’t be a joke. Man, people can
be so dumb sometimes, next time, try not to be so naiive. Think! That is what you have a
brain for! ...Ya know, that mushy thing inside your head? Nah, forget about it. |
| From: |
Dannielle Tucker on March 14, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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Some of these comments are just plain nasty!!! Why don’t you morons go and fucked, I thought the joke was good!!!
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| From: |
Major Helmetrash on March 16, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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I think its a joke, and so does my wife....... and she doesn’t fuck pigs! |
| From: |
mexx on March 21, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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if you ever pork Dannielle Tucker
then you fucked a pig
FUCK OFF |
| From: |
porkchop on March 23, 2005 @ 10:42 pm |
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at least it wasn’t a sheep, |
| From: |
big boob bob on March 24, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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it was probably a fucking border jumper |
| From: |
Brown Eye on March 29, 2005 @ 4:06 am |
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he fucked the pig cuz fat girlz have more cussion for the pushin....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........beastiality |
| From: |
818 on November 17, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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its O K |
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