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Posted by: james and derrik on February 19, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
ther was a guy that went to church with his wife every sunday and fell asleep. his wife told him that this time she has a needle and is going to poke him if he falls asleep. so it was question day at the church and he fell asleep. the preacher asked who created the heaven and the earth and his wife poked him with the needle and he yelled god all mighty!!!!!!. then he fell asleep again and the preacher asked who died on the cross to save us all. his wife poked him again and he yelled jesus crist!!!!!!!!!
then the man fell asleep again and the preacher asked what did eve say to adam after they had there last child and his wife poked him with the needle and the guy yelled ’’ if you put that thing in me again ill break it in half. |
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Critic on February 22, 2005 @ 12:38 am |
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dude that is hella old come up with some of yer own material i mean its soooooo i didnt even laugh |
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TJ on February 25, 2005 @ 7:41 pm |
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that is some funny stuff
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star on February 26, 2005 @ 10:04 pm |
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I thought that that was a funny joke. It was cute too |
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ya on March 3, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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freakin good stuff best yet
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Inupiaq Eskimo 17 on March 4, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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that was a good one i like it
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poo king on March 24, 2005 @ 4:53 pm |
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it sucks
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ur bitches on March 27, 2005 @ 1:27 am |
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i already hear dat joke....so i didn’t laugh at all.....bring some new stuff....not same old thing like dat...u idiot...lmfao.....fuck u |
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horny bitches on December 30, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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this was a gay joke and it was NOT funny come up with some better stuff dude!!!!!!!!! |
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