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Posted by: dustin on February 22, 2005 @ 11:05 am

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Three hookers are sitting around talikig about how loose their pussies are. The first one said my man can stick his whole fist up there. The second one said fuck that my man can fit both of his fists up there. And the third one said I don’t mean to brag but can some one elp me off my bar stool.


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From: clappy on February 23, 2005 @ 12:07 pm
Comment: mines looser i can get from a elaphant

From: mexx on February 23, 2005 @ 6:26 pm
Comment: that fuckin tight compared to even sicker mom
what i like to call
THE GATE OF HELL

From: brown trout on February 24, 2005 @ 6:16 am
Comment: oh man! i just got so horny....i’d lick that bar stool clean

From: justin on February 24, 2005 @ 1:36 pm
Comment: oh man i would lick all those girles pussies

From: CLAIRE on February 26, 2005 @ 3:44 pm
Comment: HORNY OVER A JOKE

OOOOOKAY THEN!

From: pinkfloydrocks14i on February 27, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Comment: Get a life!

From: mexx on February 28, 2005 @ 12:27 am
Comment: get fucked and tacoboy raper
would even know what to do with three hookers
cause there mom and sisters told me that
they start crying when mom and sis start rehearsing
for jerry springer
fuck off

From: Shane on February 28, 2005 @ 3:21 am
Comment: Mexx
I’ve read your comments all
over this site. Your a
complete loser. You and The
Guy On Acid!
Ps Clappy, bit of a Slapper
are you?

From: Soul Crew on February 28, 2005 @ 12:58 pm
Comment: Whassup readers?

From: mexx on February 28, 2005 @ 1:43 pm
Comment: shane your opinion means nothing
you fuckin jag off
fuck off

From: Soul Crew on February 28, 2005 @ 4:55 pm
Comment: I agree with Shane.
Mexx you are a loser.
Your comments are
ridiculous. You inbred piece
of shit.
Fuck your Mum up the bum,
I did. She’s a right old
slapper!

From: LADY I on March 1, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: OKAY

From: mexx on March 1, 2005 @ 8:22 pm
Comment: soul shit
that comment right there
licked it
FA COUGH
bitch
ass

From: Tacoboy on March 2, 2005 @ 9:22 pm
Comment: Hey, mexx, you little gerbil! You got shitfaced again.

From: i buck on March 2, 2005 @ 10:50 pm
Comment: i look for for big fat girl with smelly ass full of rectal warts and pimples allover face and back. black, white or chinkychonck girl is good. no wetback fat fannie. ass smell like old burrito. me black as coal and smell of tuna but i good man with money. be good to your momma to. help me, i am big, i am black, i am big , black, buck

From: mexx on March 3, 2005 @ 6:31 am
Comment: you should get a response soon
TACOBOY raper fits that description
to a fuckin tee
fick off

From: Tacoboy on March 3, 2005 @ 7:38 pm
Comment: And mexx does know how my ass smells. He’s a little shiteating gerbil looking for asses as cute and smelly as mine. He’ll love that black ass of yours.

From: to queer boy on March 3, 2005 @ 7:53 pm
Comment: big black buck take big watermelon and push up queerend for you. i jump on tummy and seeds go boom and ass real juicy after.

From: mexx on March 4, 2005 @ 4:32 pm
Comment: TACOBOY raper loves sack with his taco
that fuckin queer bait
fuck off

From: Tacoboy on March 4, 2005 @ 6:12 pm
Comment: black buck, mexx said your cute ass is cuter than mine and he just loves being your favorite gerbil.

From: buck on March 4, 2005 @ 7:33 pm
Comment: buck ass very big and full of pimples. good for juicy bowel squirt on furniture for weekend. all big white juicy like. yes

From: buck on March 4, 2005 @ 7:46 pm
Comment: buck tell for gerbil no go to stinky for you wear gasmask and jungle gear. buck ass very bad. last time at doctor for butt exam she put finger for buck big ass and find brown sweetcream pork pie come squirt out on doctor table. she call police and make me leave for big mess and all patients leave office.

From: buck on March 4, 2005 @ 9:22 pm
Comment: buck give you goosie juicy for cubano fatfannie. please come to southside. yes

From: Tacoboy on March 6, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: mexx, after you have your fun on the southside come back to San Francisco. You’re a popular little gerbil.

From: bored on March 8, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: mines so loose i cant stick 1 pencil in it

From: jill on March 16, 2005 @ 5:59 pm
Comment: lol thats nasty but funny

From: jimmy on March 18, 2005 @ 5:39 pm
Comment: oooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
i love girls i am a nerd yes i am i need a girlfriend
i have a little one thow

From: Tacoboy on March 18, 2005 @ 6:07 pm
Comment: jimmy, call mexx, that gerbil loves nerds.

From: Carkosa on March 18, 2005 @ 7:41 pm
Comment: Your ass stinks like Old Calcutta.

From: mitchel on March 21, 2005 @ 5:51 pm
Comment: get your nose out it, bitch!

From: Carolina on April 1, 2005 @ 11:20 am
Comment: what the fuck are all of you talking about. you guys all need to go suck a fat babies balls.

P.S If you looking for a sexy, big ass ,and huge boobs call 623-323-8171 and ask for Carolina

   
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