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Posted by: duce on March 6, 2005 @ 8:41 am
| There was an big brother and a little brother and they had bunk beds..the big brother was on top and the little brother was on bottom. the one night the big bro had his girlfriend over and they were having sex and lettuce means faster and tomato meant slower for a cover-up..so there going on lettuce..tomato..lettuce..tomato..lettuce.....then the little kid goes will you guys stop making sandwiches your getting mayonaise on my face! |
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kelly on March 7, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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thats discusting,but funy
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jessica on March 7, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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hahahha omg thats awesome . |
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matt on March 7, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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that was pretty nasty but funny |
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nikki on March 8, 2005 @ 12:13 am |
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thats nasty and funny but more nasty |
| From: |
KATHERINE on March 8, 2005 @ 12:52 pm |
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GOD, THAT"S SO F***** PATHETIC!!!!! |
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buckyblack on March 8, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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bucky find nikki,jessica girl and new one katherine. i ask for date for three time stinky and mutual chacha. buck nutsac very big today bowel full to. please help to buck with enema and i shoot creamcorn for you to keep on table for good memory. |
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Brittany on March 8, 2005 @ 5:59 pm |
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That joke was funny, but I’ve known that joke sense I was 8 years old. |
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Brittany on March 9, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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Thats Funny as sh** but ive heard it alot!! LOL |
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pimp daddy on March 9, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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that is funny but it is old as fuck |
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Fuck Face on March 9, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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you nasty ass dick licker. go fuck yourself. |
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Fuck Face on March 9, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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you nasty ass dick licker. go fuck yourself. |
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blacki buck on March 9, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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buck see many girls on site for good stinky. i no want much. most men want money, good women, many things. buck only want to blow bowels for good fat girls with many pimples on neck and back. this give buck woowoo that go ohchacha. good for girl and good for buck. i blow ass full of creamcorn for good bowel smell. yes. |
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Courtney on March 10, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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That was hillarious!
I will tell that to friends. |
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black buck on March 10, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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courtney good girl . she like what blackboy do. yes. blackyboy buck short man on 5 foot 4 but 320 pounds. dingdong no get hard no more but hang down to knee cap.has head like big bell pepper. i put leash on dingdong and take little chawawa doggie for walk in park. buck nutsac also deform with one ball look like orange and other like big coconut. buck king of bowel blast. eat much sweetcream porkpie and collerd juice for maxium stinky for all to enjoy. today buck shoot blast high and far and hit bird that fly by and buck get good woowoo. i give special blast for courtney girl with creamcorn squirt and good chacha. yes. good for you and good for buck. ohchachamo |
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black buck on March 10, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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buck come with good news for all good people. buck have new website call bigbuckbowlblast@big stinky. com. not ready yet but coming soon. many good features for website starting with open video when you bring site up. movie start with picture of buck black ass with many big pimple to see and then after ten second buck blast out bowels for you to see good stinky. ohchacha. very good smell here. then go to menu and find buck retail store. many good sale this month start with buck t-shirt with picture of buck and hold bucket of good stinky. also show t-shirt of bucks little chawawa coco that dance and squirt little stinky for you. many more items to many to mention, so look for site to open. buck also have good info on site for step by step instruction on how to learn to blow maxi bowel blast. yes. |
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matt g on March 11, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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u should be killed that was shit |
| From: |
matt g on March 11, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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u should be killed that was shit |
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blackymanbuck on March 11, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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buck no have good day today. he go to special japan buffet and eat special things for good bowel blast. buck have many problems. you see buck big man and no fit in car so buck ride bus. one time friend take me in pickup truck but buck give good stinky inside and get kickout and no ride no more.anyway i go on bus ventura blvd from east LA and bus very full and buck have to stand.after buck eat so much at japan place i have to go stinky but no place to go so buck go in pants and drip on bus floor. all people leave bus and buck stand by self and driver kick buck off bus and tell never come again. but buck good man and mean no trouble only want to give good bowel blast to fatgirl with big pimple for good chacha. anyhow buck be ok soon and rebuild for good bowelblast for mutual stinky. yes. |
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blackymanbuck on March 11, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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buck no have good day today. he go to special japan buffet and eat special things for good bowel blast. buck have many problems. you see buck big man and no fit in car so buck ride bus. one time friend take me in pickup truck but buck give good stinky inside and get kickout and no ride no more.anyway i go on bus ventura blvd from east LA and bus very full and buck have to stand.after buck eat so much at japan place i have to go stinky but no place to go so buck go in pants and drip on bus floor. all people leave bus and buck stand by self and driver kick buck off bus and tell never come again. but buck good man and mean no trouble only want to give good bowel blast to fatgirl with big pimple for good chacha. anyhow buck be ok soon and rebuild for good bowelblast for youmutual stinky. yes. |
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Jacky on March 11, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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hahahahaha!that waz nasty and funny,my friends a t school was talking about it. |
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buck to jacky on March 11, 2005 @ 8:52 pm |
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jacky it good that you like buck bowel blast. buck famous for bowelblast coast to coast. just like arnold swatzinegger famous for be terminator. buck be famous for bowel blast. they put me on tv show with paris hilton and nicole ritchie for simple lives show. next week you see buck give big bowel blast on tv. i try for american idol show but they kick buck off first week. they say bowel blast good but to stinky for other contestant that quit show. so buck eat 2 can creamcorn and bowel blast for paula abdul. she like very much but simon call police so buck leave quickly. i have to have good stinky now but i come back soon. |
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Janet Reno on March 11, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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I want you, buck. I’ve got to have you! Yes! YEs! YES!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
wvaprinces32 on March 11, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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that was sooooooooooooooooo funny |
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mexx on March 12, 2005 @ 12:29 am |
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Whats the difference between TACOBOYASSRAPER`S
mom and a picnic table
A picnic table can support a family
ass jammer
fuck off |
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3x on March 12, 2005 @ 12:43 pm |
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It was funny
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Sugar Honey on March 13, 2005 @ 9:27 am |
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So you’re the ones sending us porn?
My mother has called the police to report this site!
sgr_hny@yahoo.com |
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,mexx on March 13, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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sugar honey dont worry
I settled every up with your mother
she`s a very happy porn go`er now
mexx@fuck off.cum |
| From: |
tiny on March 13, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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that was funny but so fuckin nasty and its old as shit
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| From: |
Tacoboy on March 13, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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Sugar Honey’s mother got her little gerbiling
settlement from mexx the felcher.
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Lorenzo Lambertino on March 14, 2005 @ 10:20 am |
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The comments you people are making here are completely unrelated to the joke and
totally uncalled for. Furthermore the language used is a disgrace and innapropriate. You
people should be ashamed about the way you are conducting yourself and I request that
you modify your behaviour and show some taste and decency. Some of you would also
do well to see a therapist to explore the issues behind the behaviour that is occuring here. |
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mexx on March 14, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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First of all there shitenzo
innapropriate is not even a fuckin word
second
Who gives a rat ass about the fuckin comments
Who the fuck are you
modify your fingers not to type in this site
you fuckin jag off
Fuck you fuck off |
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lukyguy101.a.k.a.ltj on March 15, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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that was so funny it made me piss my pants i look forward to checking out every joke and itty bitti thing on this funyy ass mother fuckin website this website is the shit.........in a good way keep up the good work that is hella funny mayonaise. p.s ill be spreading the word about this funny ass wedsite through e-mail instant messinger and phone damn!!!that was funny................:) |
| From: |
Beatrice on March 15, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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Lorenzo Lambertino, you’re the type of dickhead I trip in the hallways at school. |
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ryan on March 16, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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yor so fat thats th way life is |
| From: |
ronstapoble on March 17, 2005 @ 1:07 am |
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LOOOOL! thats not bad man. I have to remember that to tell my friends. and fuck everyone who gave that joke a bad rating. that shit was funny ass fuck so screw u all t(è_ét) |
| From: |
mexx on March 17, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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been there
and done that
you fuckin jag off
Fuck you fuck off |
| From: |
we on March 18, 2005 @ 6:46 am |
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hi buy |
| From: |
Lorenzo Lambertino on March 18, 2005 @ 5:59 pm |
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kevin is my buttbuddy |
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Max Bewsey on March 19, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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There is this guy and he gets a hooker. And he starts eating her out. He gets in there and he finds a piece of corn, so he spits it out and because he is having so much fun, he goes back in and he finds a pea, he spits it out and because he is having so much fun he goes back in. He then finds a carrot and he asks the girl, "You sick or something" and she says, " No the guy before you was" |
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rattyrach on March 21, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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I think dat lorenzo lambertino is fcking sad loser and a fucking killjoy
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| From: |
mr amazing on March 22, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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imma stick to the michael jackson jokes after that horrible one |
| From: |
Irene on March 24, 2005 @ 8:44 pm |
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I think that mexx dumbass is a fcking sad loser and a fucking joyboy. |
| From: |
Lora on March 25, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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mayonaise is fuckin nasty, but it sure does taste good on a sandwitch!!!!! |
| From: |
Lora on March 25, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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mayonaise is fuckin nasty, but it sure does taste good on a sandwitch!!!!! |
| From: |
macdaddy69 on March 27, 2005 @ 4:38 am |
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kind of funny , something I would do |
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mexx on March 31, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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mayonaise sucks on a sandwich
but it is good on the dicks
i suck
my stepdad puts mayonaise
on his dick so i can
lick it off
Fuck you fuck off |
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Gamebreaker on April 1, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
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mexx so what i guess you don’t lick the mayonaise off my dick no more.
You bogus as hell.
Jackass |
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mexx on April 2, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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i like your dick
but not with mayonaise
i like mustard on your dick
i like the mayonaise
that comes out of your dick
fuck off |
| From: |
Gamebreaker on April 11, 2005 @ 12:06 am |
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Oh I thought......oh that’s why you ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!k |
| From: |
me. on December 13, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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heard this joke bfore. bt a bit different. the other one is better. |
| From: |
BLAZE on February 22, 2006 @ 11:19 am |
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That fuckin shit is stupid who ever wrote that must be RETARTED!!!!!
Always,
BLAZE |
| From: |
pitpooper on April 10, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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funny neet and kind of wierd!!! haahaahaa neeto zoom pow----! |
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