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the bad man
Posted by: ryan on March 19, 2005 @ 10:47 pm

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A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They’ll go to heaven and you’ll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."

The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman.

"I choose this room!" the man says.

"Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.

"You can go now. I’ve found you’re replacement."


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From: mark on March 23, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
Comment: that was mint sick joke m8

From: mark on March 23, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
Comment: that was mint sick joke m8

From: mexx on March 23, 2005 @ 7:13 pm
Comment: Very well says the devil He walks up to the women
and taps on her shoulder
you can go now Matt G is here
that salad muncher
fuck off

From: mexx on March 25, 2005 @ 1:20 am
Comment: FUCK OFF
stalker























queer ass bum fucker
’YUCK’

From: Gamebreaker on March 25, 2005 @ 12:21 pm
Comment: Bitch you stloe that joke from me on another site and bitch ass ryan I know because I made that up excaly how you typed it.You is a bitch mexx is a bitch everybody is a bitch evenyour mom and grandma.biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaach!!!!

From: TTBDT06 on March 25, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: MEXX ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MATT G FROM TEXAS

From: mexx on March 25, 2005 @ 7:41 pm
Comment: Ya
after my bro seen mattg and gamebreaker
suckin each other off on a
"certain" website
gross

From: ladies man on March 26, 2005 @ 12:33 am
Comment: fuck you gamebreaker your a bitch. I know your moms name its morehead.

P.S. Your mom has hot sex, and a wet pussy, (even though its blown out)
She also has a deep throat,plus i fucked her ass to the core.

From: FUCK MY PUZZ on March 27, 2005 @ 2:08 pm
Comment: WOW, SO MUCH ANGER...

From: Gamebreaker on March 28, 2005 @ 6:25 pm
Comment: Mexx where are you anyway you got a problem reach me at thebreaka25@aol.com if you got the balls.Bastard

From: Gamebreaker on March 28, 2005 @ 6:27 pm
Comment: Hey mexx and Ladies man you are next on my list you little children.Vicelord bitch

From: Gamebreaker on March 28, 2005 @ 6:29 pm
Comment: Hey mexx its 8:00 time for my dick suck

From: Gamebreaker on March 29, 2005 @ 2:59 pm
Comment: What’s up than bitch you don’t want to meet me anywhere bitch or shit e-mail me then.
Stunt on my name is the last thingyou should’nt of did.bitch

From: haha on March 29, 2005 @ 9:47 pm
Comment: that shit was fuckin funny

From: slick willie on April 7, 2005 @ 3:21 pm
Comment: you efed up my joke, dude. the man that died was bill clinton and when he picked room three, the devil said ’OK Miss Lewinsky, you can leave now. We have someone here to take care of Mr Starr.

From: Guitar Jason on April 14, 2005 @ 6:17 pm
Comment: Not Bad

   
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