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oobie doobie
Posted by: Adam Walsh on March 21, 2005 @ 11:40 am

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there was a woman who had no tits at all so she was going to get implants but dr. smith who is her docter said that he had an easier way to make them bigger so she goes "really what" the docter goes rub this cream on your tits every morning and say oobie doobie scoobie doobie i want bigger boobies. she forgot one morning so when she got on the bus that morning she was pleased with her tit size that she stood up on the bus and said oobie doobie scoobie doobie i want bigger boobies than the guy behind her said yoy had dr. smith right? she goes yeah how did you know. he said hickory dickory doc


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From: bubble the chimp on March 22, 2005 @ 6:29 pm
Comment: UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF UOY KCUF (read it backwards cuz that joke was er than you.)

From: Tom on March 24, 2005 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: No
I just want you to tear into me not sexully your awesome dude

From: mexx on March 25, 2005 @ 1:18 am
Comment: whoa whoa
first of all you need to get laid
once and awhile with that "sexully" shit you illiterate
fuck nut
and second your mom I`d like to tear into
SEXUALLY

fuck off

queer

From: danny on March 25, 2005 @ 9:49 am
Comment: thay all was shit

From: Gamebreaker on March 25, 2005 @ 12:14 pm
Comment: Gamebreaker run this bitch.That joke was cool as hell and I speak on behalf on everybody and don’t nobody want to talk shit because i’m a real life assasson.I kill bitches
cvl 4 life

From: Mom of Tom on March 25, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
Comment: I is Aunt Jemima. You keep yo ugly face and that little ole half inch fuck stick away from me or Ise telling my man bout you mexx.

From: mexx on March 25, 2005 @ 7:38 pm
Comment: FAH -QQQQ
you fuckin moldy twat
eat it

From: Aunt Jemima on March 31, 2005 @ 7:40 pm
Comment: My little mexx jist luvs my moldy black ass but he cans only kiss it coz his half inch fuck stick
is too litttle.

From: mexx's mother on April 1, 2005 @ 12:12 am
Comment: Oh Gamebreaker right there.Oh Oh Uh Uh GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! !!!!!! Oh fuck!!
I bout to come

Yessssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!


   
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