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toast the coast
Posted by: funkjunky on April 27, 2005 @ 5:54 am
why does the navy blow sands before entering port? -- so we can shit on the coast guard.....................a coast guard mother told her son she was proud of him and told him that she regreated that he never met his father but that he was a sailor too...
"really mom, what was his name?" he asked, "I’m not sure" her in response, "what mom, you don’t know who you slept with?"
"of course I do baby like every good coast guard mother, I slept with the navy’s pacific fleet".................. old sailors say " it is better to know your father was in the navy and not know his name, than know your father’s name and know he was in the coast gaurd |
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE on May 10, 2005 @ 4:01 am |
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Coastie on May 11, 2005 @ 12:59 am |
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A Navy admiral and a coast guard chief were in a barber shop. as they were each nearly finished, their barbers were about to slap the after shave on each of their faces. The admiral says "hey! dont put that shit on me! my wife will think i was in a whore house!" The coast guard chief then said to his barber, "go ahead and put mine on, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whore house smells like."
FUCK NAVY, USCG’s AT WAR 24/7 |
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Future USMC on May 23, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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Coast Guard isn’t as good as Marines, but shit that was funny. |
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ashblack@yahoo on June 7, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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that was the shizzle fa rizzle |
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