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whats for dinner?
Posted by: Nicci on July 28, 2005 @ 1:05 pm
There was a male and a female whale swimming through the ocean. They were starving and hadn’t eaten in days.
So the male says to the female, "I have an idea! We’ll find one of those big ships, I’ll go on one side and you go on the other. We’ll blow water onto the ship and sink it. As the men jump off......whala, dinner!"
So she agrees, and they find themselves a ship. As planned, she goes on one side of the ship and him on the other. They begin to blow water onto the ship. As he explained, the men started jumping overboard. He went around eatting them up and looks over and sees her just watching. He swims over and asks, "What are you doing? Why aren’t you eatting?"
And she says,"I told you before! I dont mind a good blow job every once in awhile, but I draw the line at swallowing seaman!" |
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