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One problem with the navy.
Posted by: Eric on July 5, 2004 @ 1:56 pm
| Any branch of service that has a rear admiral in charge of a bunch of seamen, just isn’t right. |
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Pvt. Mike 19D on September 9, 2004 @ 10:54 pm |
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AHAHAHAHAH, i’m in the army and one of my good friends is in the navy...i gotta use that one on him....you heard this one?
why does the navy have their name on the back of their shorts above their ass?
so the marines know who their f**kin in the ass |
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young marine on September 19, 2004 @ 11:23 pm |
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cadet paine i in the united states naval sea cadet corps not in the real navy |
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the old chief on October 5, 2004 @ 2:34 pm |
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Cadet Paine, USCG recruit: It seems as if the Coast Guard has run out of things for the recruits to do. If you were in MY command, when I was on active duty, I would have had you on your back in the bilge making the diesel’s oil pan shine! |
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Eddie on November 1, 2004 @ 10:06 pm |
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my buddy is in the navy i gota tell him that |
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pansyboy on November 1, 2004 @ 10:47 pm |
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seaman......yuuuuuuuuuuuuuumy |
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aaron on November 25, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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all of you fruit loops writing and talking shit about the usn are nothing but gutter sluts and if your moms werent so god damned bad at giving head you would have been swallowed digested and flushed like all morons should have been. |
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dave on November 30, 2004 @ 3:53 am |
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USN is nothing but water floating cum catchers |
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ordinary cadet rust on November 30, 2004 @ 6:13 am |
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i am in the cadets and they are a part of the navy shut the fuck up good for yas paine |
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whit on December 24, 2004 @ 2:30 am |
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the navy is all right i have talked to a couple of guys from the navy but the marines are way by far better then the navy hands down....im not gonne sit here and hate cause everyone does there job but the navy blows at it...so hey what can i really say besides
ooorrahhhh
email babygirlwhit808@excite.com |
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Steven Ty on December 31, 2004 @ 4:39 am |
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I agree with whit marines rock and the navy blows!
Hey any one who doesn’t like that joke well here’s another.
"The Navy, 300 men go in; 150 couples come out!"
Nothing special but good for a laugh. |
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AT2's Wife on January 8, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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You’re all just mad because you’re stupid jar heads! And you couldn’t get into the Navy, unless you wanted to do one of the shit jobs! |
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ashley s. on January 10, 2005 @ 7:17 pm |
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Half of yall would never even make it through two weeks of boot camp to be in the navy. So, shut up! You really don’t know what you are talkin about.
Oh, and by the way, Marines suck!!!!!!! And you know you do.
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...... on February 1, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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You Marines better not be talking shit about the navy, Navy Corpsman might help you some day |
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E - 4 navy on February 9, 2005 @ 6:08 pm |
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army sucks air force swallows and marnies save their on cum in a jar. where do you think the name jarhead comes from. |
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E - 4 navy on February 9, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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army sucks air force swallows and marnies save their on cum in a jar. where do you think the name jarhead comes from. |
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usmcsniper on February 21, 2005 @ 2:43 pm |
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hey um........ashley s.........who do you think they get to be DIs for ’navy boot camp’?
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uscg on February 23, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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what is the differance between a porsche and a marines wife
not all coasties have been in a porsche!!!!!!!! |
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NavyHighlander on March 7, 2005 @ 6:25 am |
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That was funny when my Ex-Marine co-worker told it the first time. The 14,322 times afterword it was kind of boring. |
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WOW on April 7, 2005 @ 8:42 pm |
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If yer in the coast guard you dont evean deserve to speak..just shut the fuck up..go save a stranded fishermen..with your florence orange costume |
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BM1 on May 4, 2005 @ 1:01 am |
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just remember where all those missles were comming from that may the army and the marines job a little easier during desert storm. they were comming from navy ships. When your injured were removed from the battle field they were sent to naval hospital ships. So you might want to re-think about bad mouthing the navy cause you guys in the other services may one day owe your life to a sailor. I did ten years in the navy I would not trade any time of it for nothing else. Medical discharged for getting my back messed up moving injured marrines onto the ship. |
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punkergirl6801@aol on May 13, 2005 @ 2:44 am |
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ok guys my dad was in the navy
and i got to tell you the navy works as hard as you guys and the navy guys cant run like little girls if there ship gos down and if you needed help they wood help you so back off |
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LCPL Calia USMC on June 28, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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Ok, it’s one thing to poke fun at the other branches of the military (if you’re a civilian who’s never been in the military, you shouldn’t comment), but it’s another thing to get downright nasty. We are all fighting for the greatest country in the world, right? Everybody in our armed forces has a job to do, and they are all important in different ways. With that being said, everybody knows that the Marines have the toughest training. Marines are "first to fight". There is a reason why the Marine Corps is the "Presidents own". We are the few and the proud. If you haven’t gone through Marine Corps boot camp, believe me, you wouldn’t understand. |
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Air-cadet on July 11, 2005 @ 11:15 am |
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E - 4 navy dude no, don’t mess with the air force got it.. By the way why the hell are you all commenting on what force is better they all save lives any way and maybe even save each other |
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