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Why McDonalds is better than the Navy
Posted by: Evelyn on September 27, 2004 @ 6:14 pm
27 reasons why McDonald’s is better than the Navy
> 1. If you have to take a piss, you can go take a piss. No questions
> asked.
> 2. You’ll never have to go port and starboard on the fryer.
> 3. Better pay.
> 4. The ability to quit!
> 5. McDonald’s doesn’t deploy.
> 6. They have actual janitors.
> 7. No McDrills.
> 8. The grill breaks....You CALL someone to fix it.
> 9. No time at McDonald’s will you hear your boss give a 30 minute
> dissertation over the P.A. on the importance of being at the register 15
minutes early.
> 10. McDonald’s will eventually fire the ***REALLY*** stupid employees.
> 11. If McDonald’s catches fire, you leave.
> 12. Someone else makes the water.
> 13. Personnel inspection requirements are written on the door. (no shirt, no shoes, no service)
> 14. At McDonald’s, dislocating your shoulder is not considered getting the "good deal"
> 15. If you want to buy your boss a beer, thats okay.
> 16. If you want to tell your boss to "fuck off and just die, just fucking
die" that’s okay too.
> 17. Ther is no Uniform Code of McDonald’s Justice to deal with.
> 18. No one will wake you at 2 in the morning to start the grill.
> 19. Chances of you getting called back after you get off work are pretty
damn slim.
> 20. $2.99 is a meal price, not a daily wage at McDonalds
> 21. You don’t have to go single register operations if someone spills a
Coke.
> 22. McDonald’s doesn’t require a 24 hour Shutdown Register Operator and a McRoving Watch.
> 23. You don’t have to come in to work at 7am only to wait around for an
> hour for your boss to tell you things you already knew.
> 24. If you burn a hamburger, they won’t take away half a month’s pay for
> two months and restrict you to the playground.
> 25. You don’t have to take apart the shake machine once a quarter, JUST BECAUSE.
> 26. You scrub the floors because it’s dirty, not because it’s Wednesday.
> 27. ALL of the articles of the Constitution apply to you at McDonald’s |
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brent on October 20, 2004 @ 6:51 am |
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Ha! That was pretty funny... no offense.
♫ ♫ ♪ IN THE NAVY ♫ ♪
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aaron on November 25, 2004 @ 12:30 am |
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mctool and kennie are loads that should have been swallowed |
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mcpissed on December 2, 2004 @ 11:22 am |
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mctool and kennie should have been miss fires actually. Or just never fired at all. |
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frank on December 3, 2004 @ 8:46 am |
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hilarious |
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j on December 8, 2004 @ 8:46 pm |
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many of those "reasons" are pretty accurate...haha, but from being in the Navy for 7.5 years so far, my sexual orientation has not changed from hetero. |
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HM3 Haislip on December 16, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
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LOL A lot of those reasons are true. I must admit that being in the military for this long makes me wish I worked at McDonalds! LOL GO NAVY!!! |
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USMCGunt on December 23, 2004 @ 4:10 am |
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24. If you burn a hamburger, they won’t take away half a month’s pay for
> two months and restrict you to the playground.
Lets relate this to a naval PO. Burn A Hamburger = Fail a mission. For some reason Im glad there are penalties for messing up... kinda keeps solders in line dont you think?
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Bubblehead Squid on January 3, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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That was definitely a bubblehead who wrote that. Expertly crafted. |
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their daddys drawers on January 19, 2005 @ 5:12 am |
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mc tool n kenny are stains in there daddys drawers. |
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Janny on January 31, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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Ummm my S/O is on a submarine -- and is completely hetero, but has a little more of a sense of humor and tends to be a little more socially presentable then your average jarhead or airdale. |
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captainnavy on March 5, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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Well, at least your not serving and evil fuck that sits on top of mcdonalds and gets rich while you are slave labored. in the navy you at least feel that u have a real purpose, or a higher goal, if needed you could respond to protect..and so on. |
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WOW on April 7, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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Yea McDonalds...whata great place to work..when your 14
tell that to a Navy SEAL.while yer taking his order..or any sailor for that matter..and see what happens to your bitch ass burger flippin self |
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sapoloco on April 27, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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Too long to read |
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Jon on May 25, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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I work at MD’s but good joke |
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USCG on June 8, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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Good point USMC. |
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LCPL Calia USMC on June 28, 2005 @ 10:28 pm |
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That was funny. I have many friends in the navy that would get a kick out of that! P.S. Maybe Jon should think about joining the military (Marine Corps?). |
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