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Marines or Mules
Posted by: Duke Nukem on December 2, 2004 @ 10:05 pm

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Why does the Army have mules and the Navy have Marines?

Army got first choice.


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From: god on December 11, 2004 @ 2:14 pm
Comment: u fucking moron...marines would kill u in a heartbeat

SEMPER FI


0311

From: AJ on December 12, 2004 @ 6:32 pm
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Thats funny GO ARMY

The Army Rangers would woop any SEAL or Marines ASS in a split second!!

From: Navyman on December 15, 2004 @ 6:39 am
Comment: hey dumbass (AJ)....first of all SEALS are SEA AIR and LAND.....take at least a year to get their "Budwieser", 26 weeks of school plus 26 weeks of unit training plus special schools....plus plus ...halo hi ho demo fucking a hell of alot more than......hey fuckhead...until you swim ashore from the Polk ride the DSRV and go slit some terrorist bastards throat without waking anyone up...and egress just as quietly......
or jump in and swim out ......Marine recon vets join the navy to be seals, which is a step up.......oh and a ALL marines get 13 weeks of boot...army gets 8....All marines are riflemen...I remember pldc with wuss after wuss...as I spent time in Navy and Army.....fuckhead.

From: HM3 Haislip on December 16, 2004 @ 8:23 pm
Comment: I have no qualms with the Army. I ran with the Marines and they are a very respectful group of gentlemen. Granted, some of them were a little off but every branch of service does. Either way, Army, Navy, and Marines all work hard so this joke really is pointless...

From: Joker on December 17, 2004 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: Actually the Navy has a goat. And Army stands for Ain’t ready for the MARINES yet. AS being a Marine myself. there is alot of shit dished out between the branches always had been. I will tell you this don’t fuck with a Navy Seal or Force Recon. Another funny thing is that if one joined the Army, Navy or Airforce, did their time and then joined the Marines, you would have to go through Marine boot camp. Now if a Marine decided to try another branch of the service that Marine does not have to go through boot camp of the desired choice ( Army, Navy or Air Force). Besides you are all jealous because you don’t have the pleasure of being called "The Presidents Own!".

From: UK Baz on December 19, 2004 @ 11:28 am
Comment: You never hear a British SAS man bragging about what they are capable of doing which speaks volumes does it not?

From: Mark on December 22, 2004 @ 2:22 am
Comment: the SEALs can go take a forty click hike to Burger King for all I care, Go FAST Company
(Fleet Anti-Terrorist Security Team)

From: Jon on December 22, 2004 @ 2:23 am
Comment: Go FAST Company

From: Master Chief on December 22, 2004 @ 2:24 am
Comment: Go FAST company

From: SEAL Team 1Through 9 on December 22, 2004 @ 2:25 am
Comment: Go FAST company

From: USMCGunt on December 23, 2004 @ 4:05 am
Comment: We take pride that you relate the standard Marine to a SEAL... If you are going to compare, Say Ranger can beat a SEAL, Recon or Pararescue. And hell, Id still take money on a Marine against a Ranger.

Go FAST company

From: Ezequel on December 23, 2004 @ 1:51 pm
Comment: ass hole u think u can snap on people like your mother is going to die today nigga

From: Ezequel on December 23, 2004 @ 1:55 pm
Comment: U ass u think that navy is a game they will kill u even thought they’re tring to help u bitch

From: Reid on December 26, 2004 @ 2:12 am
Comment: Man, I don’t get it. I am a devil dog, damned proud of it, but I don’t go dissing other
services. We all have a job to do. Marines train like we do because it’s essential to our
fighting style; it wouldn’t make sense for the other branches to train the same way
because they don’t fight the same way. Marines are shock troops, pure and simple. Army
rolls in big, heavy and slow. Navy and Air Force are *for the most part* moving heavy shit
around.

From: Sgt. Leo on January 10, 2005 @ 5:54 pm
Comment: Marines are the best and have real men..... few.... MEN... not out dissin’ other branches

From: navymans daddy on January 19, 2005 @ 4:36 am
Comment: I think the joke was ridiculous, also any body that has time to put a to paragraph speech on a comment bar is a ass lickin mamas boy n needs to move outa mamas house. And the joke speaks for itsself you overly confident prick.

From: ABDOOL HAKK MAJOOB on January 26, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
Comment: LOOK AT THE DISSENT!! THE US FORCES CANNOT EVEN GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER. TEAMWORK LIKE THAT IS GREAT FOR THOSE LIKE US!!

YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI!!!

From: JO Canadian on January 27, 2005 @ 6:57 pm
Comment: Uh...Oh, never mind.

From: Frogmans Daddy on February 4, 2005 @ 5:51 pm
Comment: All I know is theres women in the marines! fucking women! if women can make it, it must not be that dam tough! You wont find any women in the TEAMS! thats for dam sure, o yea and how many other special op forces have a 70% dropout rate?

From: frogmans daddy on February 4, 2005 @ 5:54 pm
Comment: SEALs go to ranger school, airborne school, marine sniper school, and a fuck load of others for EXTRA training. Ive never heard of a ranger or force recon marine going to BUD/s for extra training!

From: Flake_corps on February 7, 2005 @ 4:28 pm
Comment: Im a Marine and that joke is bull shit you should get yur ass kicked

From: PPCLISNIPER on February 10, 2005 @ 11:08 am
Comment: The joke kicks ass, funny as shit. btw, hold your lunch bucket and i’ll give ya a 2500yrd handshake. no need to sneak when they can’t hear it coming.

From: AFChick on February 14, 2005 @ 5:30 am
Comment: Why does the Army have mules and the Navy have Marines?

Army got first choice.

It’s a simple joke, laugh, and move people. And btw, in all the bashing you guys did on each other’s branches, did you notice the FORIEGNERS bashing on the USA? well i did, and personally who ever the fuck you are, id keep your mouth shut. You would never dis the us military to any of our grunts, sailors, seamen, ariman, marines, seals, berets, recons, none of the us military personell, not to our faces atleast. We may fight amongst each other, but there is no way we could fight without each other. When a joke is made, it’s made to be laughed at.... so laugh!

From: cadetE.Baez on February 17, 2005 @ 7:51 pm
Comment: There is no point to this damn joke. The 4 branches of the military cant get along with each other?damn, i alway thought u guys worked together so nobody gets there ass kicked. remeber, your on the same SIDE. Besides, its the Rangers that stormed Normandy, and my great uncle is one of them who died there.

From: brendon isard on February 18, 2005 @ 7:31 am
Comment: i fucked youre mum
i fucked youre mum
i fucked youre mum
i fucked youre mum
i fucked youre mum
i fucked your mum
i fucked youre mum
i fucked youre mum

From: devil dog on February 22, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
Comment: god is right

From: dave on February 22, 2005 @ 8:50 pm
Comment: Meant to say nuked them.

From: dave on February 22, 2005 @ 8:53 pm
Comment: How can I switch my commission to the marines? can anyone help?

From: hey on February 22, 2005 @ 10:32 pm
Comment: as i said before i have trained with seals pj’s and army special forces the only ones that gave us a run for our money are the seals bunch of tough mo-fo’s if you ask me buch of short mo-fo’s oh and the joke sucked and dave is right on mt. suribachi[iwo jima]there were 60,000zipperheads dead and on okinawa 110,000 deads gooks of 117,000

From: amanda on February 24, 2005 @ 2:59 pm
Comment: marines suck ass

From: V on February 25, 2005 @ 1:43 pm
Comment: marines would kick ur ass amanda!!! USMC rock the world right now. weither they chose to or not. Navy Seals rock the waters!!!

From: cory on March 3, 2005 @ 1:57 pm
Comment: i think your all a bunch of fucking babies.

From: Michael Jackson on March 7, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
Comment: Babies! Did I hear babies?

From: You Dumbasses on March 9, 2005 @ 6:55 pm
Comment: What’s the point in bitching you guys? Either way y’all will be sent back in a box the way things are going.

Who’s your Daddy?

BUSH

From: Oldallamerican on March 13, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Comment: Personally, as a former paratrooper (always Airborne) I say screw all of you if you can’t take a joke! I had an uncle who was one of the first frogmen in WWII (read first SEALs), he dissed the Marines and the Marines dissed back. Army, Marines, Air Force, and Navy all diss each other, that’s the way it goes. But any of you rug riders out there think that means we won’t work together to kick you rumps, you’re in for another thing. We’re ALL in this together. We paratroops put down legs, but when our butts trapped behind enemy lines, those legs look good coming to relieve us. Naval air support or AF A-10s have looked real pretty to me; and I’ll rake on a Marine, but I’ve met few I wouldn’t want covering my butt in a fire fight. Of course, I’ll call him a jarhead when it’s over :-)

From: Michael Jackson on March 15, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
Comment: Where’s the babies?

From: JO Canadian on March 17, 2005 @ 1:32 pm
Comment: Oldallamericans got it right man. If the dissing’s just taken as a joke rather than seriously (which all jokes seem to be taken here) you guys would be more efficient than ever.

From: Draco Dragoon on March 21, 2005 @ 1:07 pm
Comment: oldallamerican does have it right. Every branch has their oun specialities and diferences. If they didn’t we wouldn’t have our seperate branches. In the end we all need each other and couldn’t function without each other. I myself am a Marine and would like to thank all of you other true military personnel for helping with everything you’ll have done.

American Semper Fi

From: DEVIL DOC on March 23, 2005 @ 1:38 am
Comment: Everyone has a job to do. None of us is better than the other. Just like without a marine to take care of me, a Navy Corpsman, I cant take of him when he’s injured. We all work together. So quit talking trash, we all take the same oath upon entering the service.

From: army and marines on March 23, 2005 @ 11:51 pm
Comment: yes marines are the toughest tmotheruckers they kick ass i do like army but u dodnt hear bout army ppl killing there families do u ? u hear that bout marines there fucked up jarheads!!!!!!!!!!an army ranger or green berets can kick anyones ass ARMY OF ONEEEEEEEEEE fuck all u coast guard and navy ppl AND AIRFORCE!!!!!!!!!!

From: matt N carl on March 24, 2005 @ 7:41 pm
Comment: your so ugly your mom takes 1 look at you and says damn i should of just given head

From: matt n carl on March 24, 2005 @ 7:44 pm
Comment: your so ugly you could be a model for death threats

your so ugly you make blind kids cry

your so fat people call you moses cause when you step in water and it parts

your so ugly you make onions cry

From: curious on April 7, 2005 @ 4:49 pm
Comment: did anybody who wrote all this stupid shit leave the USA to fight ? Or just completed a little training and consider themselves a soldier?

From: YERDAD on April 7, 2005 @ 8:10 pm
Comment: Yer all a bunch of fucking morons..Navy SEALs are they greatest ever..how can you evean compare a infintrymen to a Navy SEAL....you should realy go kill yerselves...

From: Joeshmo on April 7, 2005 @ 8:17 pm
Comment: Navy SEALs are the shit..how can you say a marine is better then a Navy SEAL...what the fuck do marines do..go to bootcamp? piss around and talk abought how much they can bench..and witch one of you morons sed "if u wana compare something..compare Rangers to SEALs rangers are better" fuk all of you..your all stupid...thats why navy SEALs are always rescuing kidnaped marines and rangers..hmmm?

From: dep recruit on April 11, 2005 @ 5:10 pm
Comment: Navy seals are more elite than marines, you needed more marines because the die a lot quicker. If you wan the job done right, with less casulties, send in the seals

From: dep recruit on April 11, 2005 @ 5:12 pm
Comment: the only thing that smells like squid is a marines mom....sorry Nana.

From: airfoce one11 on April 11, 2005 @ 11:10 pm
Comment: you are all too dumb to join the air force

From: FAST Marine on April 14, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
Comment: 0311, 8152, 8154. Done them all. Joeshmo has bum scoop. He is basing his information off of some schmuck while standing in a circle jerk. SEALS are bad ass. Rangers get the job done. And Marines are fearless. FAST Marines (otherwise known as Fake Ass Seal Team, to the SEALS) are specifically trained for Anti-Terror tactics, not Counter Terror. If FAST goes on the offensive, it means we most likely failed, and have to recapture what we were originally securing. Get it right.

From: big dick on April 20, 2005 @ 4:27 pm
Comment: Have any of you ever seen the movie HUNTED with tommy lee jones? did you notice that he was a NAVE SEAL?
you look at the symbol on their sweaters in training. SEALS bitch, you cant fuck with them, and if you havnt seen it then you better rent it.

From: Young on April 20, 2005 @ 11:06 pm
Comment: I wantted to join the service still a young kid, but as i look at all of u fighting about whose better and who can beat whose ass does it really matter, i mean all of u are on the same team and i am pretty sure u won’t be fighting each other, i cant see how most of u call ur self an protector of the USA. Have some respect. All of you went through some type of hell to become what u became and its a pity to see some of u to cutt down on others. Joking is fine but some of u are takin it to far. And the sad thing is i am trusting u guys right now to protect me and u can’t be mature enough to see u need each other, and i can and i am still a teenage kid

From: Random dude on April 24, 2005 @ 4:11 am
Comment: I have had the privlege of knowing a Navy SEAL officer, Recon Marine, Delta Force member, and an Army Ranger. All of whom are outstanding admirable men who desirve loads of respect for what they do. I won’t tell one of them that I thought one was better than the other, nor do I consider one of them to be the best over the otherst. All of them served(ing) over seas in the middle east. One even gave his life. I’m sure all of them would tell you that they all have different and vital roles in ensuring our countries way of life, and that there is a reason for having each different group. Each one does their job to the best of their abilitles. I think all of these men as well as all military personal desierve a "hey, thanks man" from all of us who don’t have to put our lives in harms way.

From: Special Bob on April 25, 2005 @ 4:41 pm
Comment: who raised the flag at Iwo Jima?

From: Special Bob on April 25, 2005 @ 4:46 pm
Comment: well it was actually both navy’s men and marines. and if you don’t believe me then do your homework guys and girls. look it up and get back to me.

From: Hansen on April 26, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: MARINES >>> Army

Period. The Army Doesn’t Do Shit Right.

From: Yo on April 27, 2005 @ 12:02 am
Comment: The whole U.S doesnt do shit

From: DAN on April 27, 2005 @ 2:02 am
Comment: MARINES IS THE BEST FORCE, WE ARE AN ASSAULT FORCE, DONT FUCK WITH US

From: DAN on April 27, 2005 @ 2:02 am
Comment: MARINES IS THE BEST FORCE, WE ARE AN ASSAULT FORCE, DONT FUCK WITH US

From: DAN on April 27, 2005 @ 2:02 am
Comment: MARINES IS THE BEST FORCE, WE ARE AN ASSAULT FORCE, DONT FUCK WITH US

From: ARMY on April 27, 2005 @ 10:39 am
Comment: Marines don’t have Delta Force...... No marine can compare.

From: USA on April 27, 2005 @ 10:43 am
Comment: Dave.....you say because your in ROTC that you know the difference between branches?! your a fuckin idiot, join up and go through boot camp first dumbass.

From: Sapoloco on April 27, 2005 @ 6:25 pm
Comment: USA Sucks

From: Army Man on April 29, 2005 @ 12:16 am
Comment: No, it doesn’t.

From: CHIEF on May 3, 2005 @ 4:26 pm
Comment: ARMY FUCKS EVERYTHING UP. LOOK AT SOMALIA. THE MARINE MEF WAS THERE. EVERYTHING WAS COOL. THE ARMY WENT IN (BLACK HAWK DOWN) FUCKED EVERYTHING UP. THE ONLY REASON THE SITUATION WAS RESOLVED WAS THE FACT THEY THEREATENED TO BRING THE MEU BACK. FUCK OFF ARMY. YOUR A BUNCH OF FUCK UPS. DOES JESSICA LYNCH AND HER CREW RING A BELL. MIGHT AS WELL BE THE FUCKING NATIONAL GUARD!

From: Seman in NJROTC on May 5, 2005 @ 6:46 pm
Comment: Yo who ever for navy is right because navy the 1 who made marien corp That is a hardest in the world. So u should respect them because they are the 1 who safed your lazy asses during world war II and during Irag Freedom.

From: Joe Mamma on May 9, 2005 @ 9:20 pm
Comment: FUCK THE MARINES HOES
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Uncle Sams Mislead Children

HAHAHAHAHahaha

yeah, btw, kill yourself

From: TACP on May 10, 2005 @ 1:49 pm
Comment: Every notice how Marines talk? Just shows how their brains work. I have yet to meet one with brains.

U.S.M.C

Usually Sucks in Major Combat

From: green-beret-wannabe on May 13, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: *sigh*..........gawd....Why do people even fucking debate whos better?

Just fucking understand! We have different parts of the military set up for different reasons. Why should anyone even give a fuck who’s more "elite" or "fearless".

AT THE END OF THE FUCKING DAY WE ARE ALL FIGHTING ON THE SAME GOD DAMN SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Naval Aviator select on May 18, 2005 @ 3:44 pm
Comment: TACP, I have met very intelligent Marines, both E&O, so Id watch what I say. We are all one force and one team. I personally think all the special units (Seals, Rangers, Force Recon) are equally badass and go through specific training catering to their specialty. Thats great you have pride for Marine, Navy, whatever. But dont bash your brothers-in-arms. Its disappointing and embarassing when we argue among ourselves when the real enemy is in other parts of the world (specifically Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, N.Korea). Woohoo, flight school here I come!!!!!

From: eddy on May 21, 2005 @ 5:51 pm
Comment: hey you navy seals punks, did you know that seals are trained by marine? ah, do your research. another thing, you can volenteer to be a seal but to be recon you first have to pass an inductrination test. you know tipical marine pt, six mile run under forty five minutes, 10 mile hump withfull gear, bunch of kalastenichs, obstabcle course three times under 2 minutes each, and water treading for 30 minutes. and to make it all interesting this is all done without resting, do seals do that? hell no. after that you are in recon platoon, and if you are a stellar marine then they pick you to go the schools which includes also a hell week. sound familiar? so after all this then you can become a force recon marine. all seals have to do is pass their little boot camp and tough out bud/s.

From: Mike L on May 24, 2005 @ 2:10 pm
Comment: I don’t give a shit if your grenn bert , seal, force recon , or whatever Army Delta would wop all your asses in a blink of an eye, so fuck yall. There the worlds best anti- terrorim team so fuck you guys and yuor 13 or 8 week boot camp.

From: NateDogg on May 25, 2005 @ 10:26 pm
Comment: I’ve been reading some national newspapers pretty religiously and I rarely see the Army credited for fighting, only the Marines. Why is this? I will be commissioning as an Army Infantry Officer soon and I want to see our boys get recognized. And to you marines, please be a little mature and please exonerate yourself from your pride by not saying "cuz MARINES ARE THE BEST THAT’S WHY WE GET CREDIT!"

From: miguel on May 26, 2005 @ 1:55 am
Comment: I wonder how many of you guys needed an ASVAB waiver to sign up. You guys are arguing over who’s the best of the best, when all the knowledge you have on the subject, is from watching movies staring Tommy Lee Jones, Stephen Seagel, or Charlie Sheen, and playing counter-strike. How many of you have actually made it through BUDs, Basic Reconnaissance Course, SF Q course, or Ranger school?

From: TopppDawg on May 27, 2005 @ 8:10 pm
Comment: Marine= My Ass Rides In Navy’s Equipment

From: dogface soldier on May 30, 2005 @ 7:17 am
Comment: WE ARE ALL BROTHERS-IN-ARMS, IS ALL THAT MATTERS. ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANY OF U.S..
FOR YOU YOUNGSTERS: THIS IS ALL IN GOOD-NATURED COMPETITION, DESIGNED TO BOLSTER MORALE, ESPRIT DE CORPS AND BROTHERHOOD.
BTW: MARINES CAN TRANSFER TO ANY OTHER BRANCH, BUT NOT VICE VERSA (contrary to the one post). PRIOR SERVICE MARINES CANNOT REENLIST INTO THE MARINES. THESE FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

SEMPER FI, from a fellow warrior, a plain old dogface soldier.......

From: eddy on June 1, 2005 @ 11:15 am
Comment: hey dumass did you know that delta force is made up of all branches special forces? i bet you didnt know that did you?

From: eddy on June 1, 2005 @ 11:20 am
Comment:

yeah send the seals, just like in panama...ring a bell? what an idiot. look in everything and everywhere. you always here the phrase send in the marines not the seals. face it marines are marines, and the fact that they train seals its not my fault imbecil. if dont believe me look it up dumasss.

From: sweethang on June 6, 2005 @ 12:23 am
Comment: Come on, guys.
The US military is like one big old family. Each branch is a sibling of that family.
You fight with your siblings, you call your siblings names and humiliate them, dis them, whatever.
But when the going gets tough, you band together because you’re brothers and sisters, fighting under one banner for the same cause.
Jokes are jokes, either laugh or pass on by.

From: army man on June 7, 2005 @ 1:10 am
Comment: look i have friends that are marines.airmen and in the navy. we get together and talk somtime about the good and bad of all branches. but being army you have to look at all the specilities we have infrantry,ranger,specialforces,paratooper,scuba,airassult,pathfinder,halo,sapper and lets not forget delta force. nobody know who they are. we are made up of so many area it’s crazy and i’am sure everyone else has theyre own. you cant compare regular soldiers,marine airmen or sailors to each other cause you have at least one in every bunch. believe me i know some ex-marines that come to the army and get fucked up thinking it’s easy and their shit bags if the marine was that tough what the hell happen to them. but that goes to show. dont matter what branch you in it dont make you anymore powerful and stronger then what you already have inside. hooah army of one!!! THANX EVEVRYBODY FOR DOING A GREAT JOB FIGHTING THIS WAR..

From: Vrager on June 11, 2005 @ 4:40 pm
Comment: I stumbled onto this forum by accident, but maybe it’s the right place to get a question answered that’s bugging me - seeing as there are so many military individuals offering an opinion.

I’m a layman, not military, watching a movie called The Sum of All Fears on tv. Ok. Just placing the situation into context. And the question that pops into my mind, is: What is the difference between Army, Navy, and Marine? It can’t be just the simple Land versus Sea thing, because both Marines and Navy are seafaring, no? Can someone in the know point me in the right direction, because it all looks the same to me, and I know there’s GOT to be a difference somewhere, or you guys wouldn’t be getting so hot under the collar defending each territory, right?

From: LCPL Calia USMC on June 28, 2005 @ 10:22 pm
Comment: OOH-RAH DEVIL DOC! You said it the best. On behalf of my beloved Corps, I thank you and all the Corpsmen who have taken care of us over the years. God bless the good Corpsman!

From: Salty Dog on July 11, 2005 @ 11:15 am
Comment: I’m ex navy. Was in before most of you kids were born. USS SELLERS...DDG-11...late 1960s. I tip my hat to any man or woman who has enlisted in any of our armed forces. The bickering between the services is great. Keep it up. It’s an indicator of pride in your branch of the armed forces.

God Bless all of our people who serve our country. They are the best.

   
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