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3000 Sailors
Posted by: USMCGrunt on December 23, 2004 @ 4:15 am
What do you call 3000 sailors setting off to sea?
1500 Couples |
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| From: |
Joker on January 2, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
| Comment: |
That is some good shit man. Semperfi |
| From: |
Bubblehead squid on January 3, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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I cant speak for the target Navy, but I can speak for us Submariners. Thats.. SUH-B-MARINE. For all you jar heads reading. Why dont you tell the nice people out there reading this joke how many of the 3000 are actually Marines on their way to where ever it is we have to take your rifle toting asses. The joke is more or less pretty funny though. |
| From: |
airdale on February 9, 2005 @ 2:56 am |
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marines -my ass rides in navy equipment. like bubblehead was sayin, you are all on the dam ship too. |
| From: |
Mr. Th on February 9, 2005 @ 1:30 pm |
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Why does the NAVY have marines on their ships????
So the Officers have some one to dance with |
| From: |
SSGT of Marines on February 16, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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I just wanna tell you all that if there are four things i hate in this world its liar thieves pogs and SQUIIDS!!! |
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SSGT of Marines on February 16, 2005 @ 1:02 am |
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I just wanna tell you all that if there are four things i hate in this world its liar thieves pogs and SQUIIDS!!! |
| From: |
Dan the man on February 16, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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what do marines and bananas have in common? the start out green, turn yellow , and die in bunches! |
| From: |
brendon isard on February 18, 2005 @ 7:27 am |
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F
U
C
K
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| From: |
devil dog on February 22, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
| Comment: |
ohhh rahhhh!!!! |
| From: |
hey on February 22, 2005 @ 10:24 pm |
| Comment: |
thats a good ol’ knee slapper |
| From: |
First mate on March 7, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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I fucked my hand |
| From: |
Hashbrown on March 9, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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Guess what Marine stands for?
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
Want to know why? Cause you guys are stupid to build your own shit. |
| From: |
BREENER on March 12, 2005 @ 1:52 am |
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I DON’T KNOW WHYY I HAVE SQUIDS TALKING SHIT ABOUT MARINES?? RAHH!! |
| From: |
Old IronSide on March 17, 2005 @ 2:13 am |
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You guys are funny! Don’t tell me this is where all my tax dollars are spent? |
| From: |
thegirlbackhome on March 21, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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OMG that is some funny shit. Y’all are so crazy. My boyfriend is in the Navy, he better not come back and say umm...baby, meet my boyfriend! haha |
| From: |
Poop Decker on March 28, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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Oh, there was a captain who had a mate,
He loved him like a brother,
And every night at half past eight,
They buggered one another. |
| From: |
navy gangter on March 28, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
| Comment: |
Fucken stupid bitch were the ones that get the most pussie in the world stupid bitch that wrote this joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
MCJROTC MSGT Storey on March 31, 2005 @ 7:09 pm |
| Comment: |
This is some realy good shit
SEMPER FI |
| From: |
pimpanese on April 6, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
| Comment: |
Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself |
| From: |
dep recruit on April 11, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
| Comment: |
pimpanese, you are dumb aas hell,
ok,
join navy,
get a kick as job,
get hella bank,
marry somme georgous foreign women,
retire at 40,
go to your 20th class reunion and find out that all your buddies who thought the marines are better, are dead
there is no needed to volunteer yourself again |
| From: |
asailorsgirl on April 24, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
| Comment: |
Oooh shit...you punked all them bitches dep recruit! |
| From: |
thirdclass smartass on April 25, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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not bad recruit, but life won’t be that easy. I think it’s all that recruiter seamen been pumped up your ass it’s rotting out your brain, and coming out your fuckin mouth. But at least you’ll still be alive and crackin jokes on the devilpups. |
| From: |
SPC Fulton on May 1, 2005 @ 9:39 am |
| Comment: |
why does the navy use powdered soap?!?!?,.....
cause it takes longer to pick up |
| From: |
SPC Fulton on May 1, 2005 @ 9:40 am |
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why do sailors wear name tags on their back pocket?!?!?,....
so the marines know who they are gettin ass from |
| From: |
hahah on May 13, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
| Comment: |
hahah |
| From: |
yeomanthird on May 24, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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as we used to say: can’t find a woman, get a yeoman...and yeoman like blonds had a lot more fun. (remember basket leave anyone?) |
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