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Accidental Mix Up
Posted by: DevilDoc43 on January 20, 2005 @ 9:00 am
| The Pope and a Sailor both pass away on the same day, and in a mix up, the Pope goes to hell and the Sailor goes to heaven. So God calls down to hell and says, "Lucifer, I think we have a mix up here. I’ve got one of yours, and you’ve got one of mine. So why don’t you just send the Pope up, and I’ll send you the sailor." So the Pope begins to float up, and halfway he meets the Sailor. "How ya doin?" says the Sailor. "Glorious," says the Pope, "when I get to heaven I’m going to walk with St.Peter, talk with God, and visit the Virgin Mary." Well the sailor begins to laugh out loud. The Pope asks "what’s so funny?" The sailor cooly replies, "Sir, I think your about 3 hours too late." |
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Navy rules! on February 1, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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Noway the Navy kicks ass!! |
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Emma on February 10, 2005 @ 6:35 am |
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clap clap |
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ehh... on February 15, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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thats pretty funny |
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huh on February 17, 2005 @ 2:35 am |
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what i didnt get it must be a navy thing or a white thing |
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brendon isard on February 18, 2005 @ 7:25 am |
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i fucken dont have a scrotom
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hey on February 22, 2005 @ 10:22 pm |
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good ol’ knee slapper |
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navy officer on March 2, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
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the navy RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Marty on March 8, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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Emma got the clap! |
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navy wife on April 18, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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navy officer can’t get it up. I go and pork coastie. |
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FTN on May 22, 2005 @ 10:18 am |
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Yeah, that would possibly be true, but this sailor would probably be out to sea porking his hotrack buddy. So he would’ve been in hell from the get-go. |
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Chief on June 9, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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Dude...Oh! Hi son. |
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brian on June 14, 2005 @ 3:26 am |
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Hell no you all crazy AIR FORCE IS WHERE IT’S AT!!!!! |
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