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Should of joined the Coast Guard
Posted by: Rudy on March 21, 2005 @ 8:32 am
A Coast Guard Chief and a Navy Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves-the barbers were reaching for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The admiral shouted, Hey, don’t put that shit on me! My wife will think I’ve been in a
whorehouse!" The Coast Guard Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn’t know what the inside of a horehouse smells like.
COAST GUARD RULES!!!!
NAVY SUCKS!!!! |
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Ex-Army on April 10, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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Way to go, Chief!! |
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YN1, USN, Ret. on April 11, 2005 @ 5:59 pm |
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Learn to spell, dickweed. Also, this is older than the crust in your skivvies. |
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ExCoast Guard on April 12, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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Hell, I met my wife in a whorehouse! |
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ExCoast Guard on April 12, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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Hell, Rudy, I met your wife there, too! |
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e nothing on April 14, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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We went around South America and half the boat paid to lose their virginity. At least they didn’t have to pay to get the clap cured. |
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ExCoast Guard on April 17, 2005 @ 9:04 am |
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I met hottiebabe1331 in a dog house! |
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navy wife on April 18, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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ur just jealous cuz the united states navy has real men but a coast gaurd is only half a soldier |
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texas on April 18, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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I met hottiebabe1331 at the whorehouse where Rudy met his wife also
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Blackboy on April 18, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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I met navy wife at the same whorehouse, Tex. |
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go navy on April 19, 2005 @ 11:36 pm |
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fuck the coast guard they arent even allowed in the deep end...everyone in the guard has to be at east 6 ft tall because if the boat sinks they need to be able to get back to shore |
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CGGB on April 29, 2005 @ 1:54 am |
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Were not soldiers NAVY WIFE we are REAL SAILORS, BTW the deepest water a coastie gets into is the shower with you! |
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navy wife on May 15, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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All but you, CGGB, all but you!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Spank on May 24, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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ya what the whore said
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BABBA BOEY on June 3, 2005 @ 6:25 pm |
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NIGGA PLEASE! |
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Salty on July 11, 2005 @ 11:15 am |
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Coast Guard? QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!! "Ahoy! You in the ski boat? Heave to and show us you have the correct number of floatation devices." hahahaha |
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