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Why do nurses make the worst lovers?
Posted by: John Franklin on February 12, 2005 @ 8:01 am

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Do you know why nurses make the worst lovers?

Because they’re taught to wait until the swelling goes down.


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From: ssss on March 8, 2005 @ 3:49 pm
Comment: i will nurse dirty

From: dru the blackguy on March 8, 2005 @ 11:12 pm
Comment: me too!

From: cAm on March 11, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: Im Game

From: allan burt on March 13, 2005 @ 1:55 pm
Comment: Q.How do you know who the head nurse is?
A. She’s got dirty knees.

From: ? on March 16, 2005 @ 6:16 pm
Comment: NURSE it would be my pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: hottie2011 on April 2, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: you people take things way too seriously

From: chaka on April 5, 2005 @ 4:07 pm
Comment: Hey Nurse! ever taught about taking anger mgmt classes? hmmmmm?

From: michaela on June 3, 2005 @ 6:04 am
Comment: i think this joke is alright it is not funny .but i like it.

From: sleek on June 5, 2005 @ 4:39 pm
Comment: judging by 99% of the comments posted here -you are all kids

From: SOFTWARE on June 24, 2005 @ 10:31 pm
Comment: It’s sad that our profession is seen such as this. We take our profession seriously. To make jokes as such is really sad. If your fantasy is such, try finding peace within yourself. You need help. I hope to be your nurse, you would think differently.

From: maslam on July 15, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Comment: they are all like this untill proved otherwise

   
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