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Fancy dress
Posted by: Rabjon on March 8, 2004 @ 3:46 pm

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A coloured man with no arms or legs went to a fancy dress party... he wone the competition, he put a long piece of string up his ass and went as a conker!


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From: not funny on August 28, 2004 @ 3:21 am
Comment: dont get it what is a conker

From: mc on September 16, 2004 @ 2:41 pm
Comment: conker?

From: Pissed on September 28, 2004 @ 3:47 pm
Comment: Your joke suks and is offensive..............

From: THE RULER on November 14, 2004 @ 7:32 pm
Comment: WHAT THE HELL IS A CONKER

From: p diddy on December 31, 2004 @ 9:56 am
Comment: whats a piece of string?

From: Sprinkles on January 23, 2005 @ 6:46 am
Comment: I’m still a bit confused, I can’t seem to find the humour in this even with knowledge of what a conker is. You really need to work on your skills as they are not very amusing.

From: sam on February 9, 2005 @ 5:30 am
Comment: i thought it was very funny , but i do like slap stick humour!

From: HIillary Clinton on March 7, 2005 @ 7:35 pm
Comment: I looked up ignorant fatass in the dictionary and saw a picture of Sam.

From: da rock on March 18, 2005 @ 10:54 am
Comment: IDIOT!!!

From: Godindisguise on April 8, 2005 @ 5:48 pm
Comment: YOU ALL SUCK AT LIFE!

From: AussieACE on April 17, 2005 @ 2:18 am
Comment: Jeez, do I have to educate everyone in the world.

Conkers: children’s game played with horse-chestnuts on strings, each player seeking to break that held by opponent.

From: The_Black_Shadow on July 1, 2005 @ 2:51 am
Comment: Heres one.... Santa went to hospital , There were 3 deformed ppl in different rooms, santa went to the 1st room n there was this girl with no leg, so he gave her a leg , then santa went to the 2nd room n there was a boy with no arm, so he gave him an arm , Then santa went to the third room, there was a paki with no arms or legs, he jus had a hed , so the paki sed "can i have sum body parts plz" then santa sed no but heres some string tie it round ur hed n u can be a conker!!! (I remixed da 1st joke :P)

From: poooooo on July 1, 2005 @ 2:52 am
Comment: u smelllllllllllllllll

   
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