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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



You’re in big trouble
Posted by: baydoun baydoun on January 31, 2005 @ 7:54 am

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I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...

...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.

...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

...I got a "It’s for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.

...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.

...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.

...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.

...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.

...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren’t dry."

...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.

...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.

...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.

...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.


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From: hi on February 28, 2005 @ 3:54 am
Comment: hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahaha


good 1 m8 like it

From: lewis lewis on March 17, 2005 @ 6:24 am
Comment: i thought it cud hav been beta

   
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