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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



The job interview
Posted by: larry on February 25, 2005 @ 2:23 pm

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The Head person of a company narrowed his search down to four guys. All the guys were about the same caliber. He decided to ask them back and give them one question to answer. Whoever answered it the best would be hired. First man enters the Boss asks him the question " What is the fastest thing you know." The man answer quickly repiying. A thought is the fastest thing without a doubt. This really impressed the boss man. Second man enters, the boss asks him the same question. The second man sat there a minute and replied " A Blink". The Boss says to himself man that is fast thats a good answer also. Third man enters, the boss asks him the same question. The third man without hesitating replied,"Electricity. The boss man sat there thinking gosh thats really fast too. The last man enters. The boss man asks him the same question What is the fastest thing you know". The man replied "Diarrhea" The boss asked Diarrhea ? The man replied,"yes sir the other night I woke up before I could Think, Blink, or Turn the Lights on I Shit on myself.


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From: jack on March 2, 2005 @ 10:33 am
Comment: Hilarious can’t wait to tell it at work.

From: kiki on March 6, 2005 @ 2:02 pm
Comment: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

From: KENDOG on April 8, 2005 @ 4:23 pm
Comment: I GOT TO SPRED THIS ONE AROUND WORK RIGHT NOW... E-MAILS ARE GREAT THAT WAY BUT NOT TO FAST...

From: lupreston on April 20, 2005 @ 11:00 pm
Comment: that was funny and so true :-)

   
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