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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



Post office
Posted by: christina on March 10, 2005 @ 3:26 pm

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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "have you been in the service?

"Yes" he says. "I was in Afghanistan for two years"

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment". The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way"?

The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off".

The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A M to 4:00 PM You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M.

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A M to 4:00 PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A M"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."


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From: paul on March 20, 2005 @ 2:00 pm
Comment: Now that’s funny!!

From: mike DAS on March 24, 2005 @ 8:22 pm
Comment: Now this was im talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is amazing!
I love!
This Meassge!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Or this kind of DAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From: matt on April 24, 2005 @ 8:24 pm
Comment: kick ass .

From: KiLrcat on April 28, 2005 @ 10:22 am
Comment: this is a good ass joke

   
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