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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



someone important
Posted by: christina on March 16, 2005 @ 5:11 pm

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It does not come any more truthful than this!



A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not. 4 weeks later their boss remarked, "You’re all working very hard, and I’m quite satisfied with you. However, one of our Secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals asked the Others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool...! For 4 weeks we’ve been eating supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!


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From: Paul on March 20, 2005 @ 1:58 pm
Comment: Bit too subtle for some of the morons who comment on this site!

From: kobra on May 2, 2005 @ 3:07 am
Comment: now that’s what i call a joke considering the other jokes keep it up u might have a ............

   
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