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What we don’t have and what they have
Posted by: Chad on July 19, 2008 @ 2:31 am
A man and his wife were about to have sex for the first time. However, the man had one problem; he didn’t know how to have sex. So he asked his father for help. His father agreed to help his son, via telephone, when his son and wife were about to have sex for the first time. Later in the evening, the man and wife were in the bedroom, and the man called his father.
His father said
"Ok, son, take off your clothes", and the son took off his clothes.
Then the son asked "Ok, done. Now what do I do?"
"Take off her clothes".
And the son took off his wife’s clothes.
the father asked, "now, get on the bed, and look at yourself, do you see what we have, but your wife doesn’t have?"
"yes" the son replies.
"good. now look at your wife closely, and do you see what she has but we don’t have?"
"yes" the son replies again.
relieved, the father asked his son "ok great. now all you have to do is to insert that which we have but she doesn’t have, into that which she has but we don’t have."
"ok I got it. Thanks Dad!"
the son !@#$ed her with the telephone.
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