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christopher reeves
Posted by: jeremy transeau on January 31, 2004 @ 1:55 am
what is the exact opposite of christopher reeves???
CHRISTOPHER WALKENS |
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sam on March 8, 2004 @ 7:16 pm |
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what’s black and sits at the bottom of the stairs????
christopher reeves after a fire!!!!!!!! |
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sam on March 8, 2004 @ 7:18 pm |
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did you hear about christopher reeves new movie?
superman gets a parking spot!!!!!!!! |
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sam on March 8, 2004 @ 7:19 pm |
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how do you stop christopher reeves from moving??
tape his mouth shut!!!!! |
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sam on March 8, 2004 @ 7:24 pm |
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whats the difference between christopher reeves and O.J. simpson??
O.J. walked and reeves got the electric chair!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Joe on April 2, 2004 @ 1:55 pm |
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I believe what Christine says and it does not matter how she writes her comment, at least she
was brave enough to say it, so why don’t you shove it critic. |
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bob on April 2, 2004 @ 5:44 pm |
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oh come on now people... i understand that it is highly inappropriate to poke fun at the handicapped, but it is fun.. i was in kmart the other day and saw a lady with a helmut on with bible verses all over it... what could be more fun than that? |
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sam on April 14, 2004 @ 11:39 pm |
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yes i realize that i typed the same line twice, so i figured that i would apologize before someone had to take a stand about that too. |
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GET A CLUE on April 15, 2004 @ 10:16 pm |
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ALL THOSE OFFENDED...GO TO ANOTHER DISCUSSION THEN!!!! |
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matt on April 19, 2004 @ 8:00 am |
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who ever put sick jokes like this should not live if they fall of the horse they should die and i hope u get run over
"u stupid wankers" |
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sam on April 19, 2004 @ 1:55 pm |
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since everyone has thoroughly crucified me for posting christopher reeves jokes, on a christopher reeves jokes page, i thought that i would go ahead and post a new one!!!! this is a visual joke, so some of you easily offendable people might have to think a little harder....
Q: what do you call this??
( biting motion towards shoulders)
A: superman trying to put on his cape!!!!!
i hope you enjoy it!!! if you don’t get it , ask some one who thinks these jokes are funny, they’ll get it!!!!!!! |
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Dr. Phil on April 19, 2004 @ 2:02 pm |
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matt; stay in school son. a mind is a terrible thing to waste. |
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craig on April 22, 2004 @ 7:15 pm |
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man you losers needa quit bitchin about theese jokes..im ina wheel chair and i think they are hilarious, so quit tryin to be a fuckin hero and advocate to make yourselves look good
because when it comes down to it everyone who says they are offended by this and arent disabled have no fuckin room to say that they are offended...so get over yourselves and quit tryin to be a human rights activist cause no one gives a shit |
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sam on April 23, 2004 @ 8:42 pm |
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craig you are the fuckin man!!!!! thanx for putting all of those assholes in their place!!!!!
do you know any more jokes? let me fuckin’ hear ’em!!!! later |
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benji on April 24, 2004 @ 2:21 am |
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:::put a dollar bill underneath your chin, and squirm around like a tard::::: then ask, "who am I?" ---Christopher Reeves in a strip club---- |
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Shelly D on April 26, 2004 @ 9:28 am |
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THAT IS SO FUNNY!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha you guys are awsome
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Bell on April 27, 2004 @ 6:15 pm |
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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms! |
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JUSTIN on April 29, 2004 @ 1:37 am |
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HEY, BLINK YOUR LEFT EYE TWICE NOW BLINK YOUR RIGHT EYE TWICE
NOW BLINK BOTH EYES TWICE, WHATS THAT ?
CHRISTOPHER REEVES DOING THE MACARANA................
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SAM on April 29, 2004 @ 10:24 am |
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HERES A JOKE THAT MY FRIEND THOUGHT OF. I JUST WANT TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE
JOKE: CHRISTOPHER REEVES WALKS INTO A BAR.......
AH....I LOVE IT |
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AJ Matthews on April 30, 2004 @ 6:33 pm |
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if god truly loved chris reeves then he would have legs. Plain and simple. |
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Hydrallus on May 2, 2004 @ 8:18 pm |
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you all are going to burn in hell and let me tell you why. On june 5th 2002 I was camping with my family, as we do every June, on the beautiful lakes of Hayward, WI. As an advanced intermediate swimmer, with a degree in Chemical Engineering, I require little or no supervision while swimming, or so I though. After making love to my wife in the 2 person tent adjacent to our childrens (for what I didnt know then would be the last time) I pulled up my Tommy Hilfiger trunks and went for my usual morning swim. Since we have been at the same resort for over 11 years, I didnt think twice about diving into the deep waters of lake Temperence... but it was all about to go terribly wrong. You see somewhere off the starbord side of my dock was a submerged washing machine that i struck head on and subsequently am paralyzed for life. So think of me putting on my cape or defending OJ simpson before you tell these jokes. |
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sam on May 3, 2004 @ 7:52 pm |
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think of you putting on your cape or defending oj? ha ha ha hah i think thats hillarious!!!!!!!ah hah hah hah hah, mail me a picture i’d like to see that!!!! besides your story sounds a little too well thought out and in depth for me to believe it. are you sure that your degree wasn’t in creative litterature? did you put your tommy hilfiger trunks in that washing machine after you shattered your spine! i would have had to because i would have shit my pants!!!!! nice try man, you almost made feel bad....... no i’m just kidding. i thought that it was hillarious the minute that i saw it!!!!!!!!! so like i have already stated: if you don’t like christopher reeves jokes ---THEN STAY THE FUCK OFF OF THIS GODDAMN SITE!! |
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sam on May 3, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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stick your tongue out
wiggle it up
wiggle it down
wiggle it to the left
wiggle it to the right
pull it back in your mouth
now you have completed the christopher reeves home work out! for free!!!!
hillarious!!!!!!!! |
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antwoine on May 3, 2004 @ 8:21 pm |
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that sam guy is right dude. i don’t believe your story either hydrallus. i think that your story is as lopsided as your head!!! does it say maytag on the side of your dumb ass head? you piece of shit you........ trying to fool the christopher reeves enthusiasts of the world.....fuck off and die, you crippled bastard, you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Pele on May 4, 2004 @ 10:20 am |
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I am a disabled person! And i am not offended by any (Sick) jokes, nor will christopher reeves be offended, we learn to live with our problems, and we are able to see the funny side of things. So please stop moaning. Enjoy a laugh! |
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JUSTIN on May 5, 2004 @ 1:38 am |
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BOY O BOY HYDRALLUS, YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS SITE. SHIT, I
DON’T BELIEVE YOUR LAME ASS STORY EITHER. THIS IS A JOKE SITE SO TAKE
YOUR HILFIGER TRUNKS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR HAYWARD SWIMMING TIGHT
ASS.......
KEEP IT UP SAMMY BOY.. |
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Ryan on May 8, 2004 @ 12:40 pm |
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Hey dicks, i thought i said for no one to make any more dumb jokes. looks like no one listened. well, i just wanted to tell you that YOU ARE ALL THE SCUM OF THE WORLD AND ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO RUIN OUR SOCIET!!! HORRENDUS, LEERING PEOPLE WHO CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT DUMB, OFFENSIVE JOKES!! THATS WHAT YOU ARE!!! I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT, AND IT PISSES ME OFF!!! I WISH YOU COULD ALL REALIZE HOW IDIOTIC YOU MORONS ARE. FUCKING DEMORCATIC KERRY SUPPORTING DICKS, GO TO HELL!!!! AND END THE DUMB JOKE SIGHT!!!! |
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sam on May 8, 2004 @ 1:31 pm |
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ryan, i really fucking despise you. do you know that? so are you saying that the two disabled people ( not hydrallus) are the scum of the earth as well as i obviously am? what gives you the right to call them the scum of the earth, and why are you so hell bent on trying to take away thier right to laugh at their own disability? it’s people like you who make me sick. you’ve got nothing better to do than sit around and tell everybody else how, what was the word you used-horrendous that they are. all you do is sit around
and you live to try and persuade us not to be who we are. so go fuck your self ryan, and don’t throw fucking politics around on this page just to try and get a fucking rise out of us because i don’t give flying fuck about you or anything you say.
by the way, you you are a fucking liar. you said you were never coming back to this page again and you did just to try and spoil my fun. shame on you!!!!!! |
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buff on May 8, 2004 @ 1:34 pm |
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what do you get when you cross a paraplegic and superman
CHRISTOPHER REEVES
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hydrallus on May 9, 2004 @ 7:42 pm |
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fine don’t believe my story, but I put a pox on the lot of you! May your next home be michigan, and my your portfolio suffer a crushing blow when the governor of said state declares all returnable cans to be worth only 1cent instead of 10... |
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hydrallus=bullshit on May 9, 2004 @ 9:18 pm |
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how the hell do you type that bullshit if you are so fucking paralyzed hydrallus? |
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hydrallus on May 11, 2004 @ 3:06 am |
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have you not heard of stephen hawking? |
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sam on May 11, 2004 @ 2:54 pm |
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yeah i’ve heard of him... but it dosen’t really matter to me because i still think that you are full of shit!!!!!!!! as a matter of fact, your story and everything that you say is about as lame as christopher reeves legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha, i kill me!!!!!!!!!! |
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hydrallus on May 13, 2004 @ 3:38 am |
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well, if you want too seem lame check this out http://thespacepeople.ytmnd.com/ |
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A S E R E T on May 13, 2004 @ 8:02 am |
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You guys are so quick to try and make others feel bad and guilty for what they find funny. Isnt it better to be happy then sad? If cripples themselves can laugh at these jokes why cant you? Who are you guys to judge what is funny and what isnt? Obviously you guys have no life if you come to a site where you find all these cripple jokes and try to condemn the people for their choice of humor hem. Go get a like you stupid fucks.... i think they are funny but thats just my opinion, so respect it.
Teresa |
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A S E R E T on May 13, 2004 @ 8:05 am |
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by the way i meant to sayd LIFE insetad of LIKE |
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A S E R E T on May 13, 2004 @ 8:11 am |
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ugh, and i dont know what the fuck i typed hem in there. I dont want you guys to jump on my ass for spelling either, so im correcting myself. |
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sam on May 13, 2004 @ 11:53 am |
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holy shit hydrallus that is the funniest website i have ever seen!!!!!!! honestly!!!!!!! oh my god thanks alot i needed a laugh you stupid sack of shit you!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! |
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chuck on May 13, 2004 @ 12:19 pm |
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....skibidy-bee-bop-a-motherfuckin-Christopher-Reeves
hahahahawhahaa |
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sam on May 14, 2004 @ 12:02 pm |
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skeebity-be-bap- a- shoobity-boobity- bap - a bipity bopity - what the fuck are you talking about sheebity sceebity boo bab- phoo wah man, phoowah......... |
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sam on May 15, 2004 @ 2:37 pm |
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what the fuck hydrallus? are you trying to be funny now after you told me that i was going to burn in hell? fuck you man. why don’t you go smoke some more dope you stoner piece of shit. i’m sure you’ll need to since your so fucking crippled anyway, you stupid asshole. woahhhhhhhhh .... |
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sam on May 15, 2004 @ 2:39 pm |
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what the fuck hydrallus? are you trying to be funny now after you told me that i was going to burn in hell? fuck you man. why don’t you go smoke some more dope you stoner piece of shit. i’m sure you’ll need to since your so fucking crippled anyway, you stupid asshole. woahhhhhhhhh .... |
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sam on May 15, 2004 @ 2:41 pm |
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i’m sorry that i submitted that twice....... woahhhhhhhh... i’ts probably because i’m distracted by what a fuckin’ idiot hydrallus is......... |
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Nate on May 15, 2004 @ 5:44 pm |
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What was MTV’s shortest show this year ??
Chris Reeves unplugged ! |
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sam on May 15, 2004 @ 6:29 pm |
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good for you nate- that was hillarious!!!! |
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hydrallus on May 18, 2004 @ 3:25 am |
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i am attempting to alleviate my symptons of pain with laughter (and yes a lil pot). Whats with the animosity, and do I have double vision sam i am?
So Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.... |
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hydrallus on May 18, 2004 @ 3:27 am |
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also its wha’ts black and sits at the "TOP" of the stairs you NONCE! Why would anybody want to go up, where the heat is, in a house fire? I guess in a basement, but how /why would he be in the basement? If he was at the bottom he would have escaped.... at least until his wheels sunk into the soft grass on the lawn. |
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sam on May 18, 2004 @ 1:55 pm |
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( yawn) oh.....i’m sorry did you say something? |
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babe on May 19, 2004 @ 7:35 pm |
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you guys are so mean and sick how would you like to be maked fun of on a web site for everyone to see it u guys that make fun of him online are sick and mean |
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heath on May 19, 2004 @ 10:26 pm |
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WE are mean?!?! and sick?!? you know, i just thought of something "babe", if we were blind we couldn’t see how everyone "maked" fun of us online. oh, hydrallus, you silly, silly stoner. i can’t believe that when you first got on here you were damning all of us with hellfire and brimstone and now you’re trying to join us. i know you want to be one of us but you’re feigning it by trying to MAKE LOGIC OUT OF A CRIPPLE JOKE!!! for fuck’s sake, who cares if he’s at the top or bottom of the stairs. as long as the bastard is dead. however, i will answer that question for you so you don’t lose any sleep or kill your buzz. its a 2 story house and he made it to the first floor by falling down the stairs on fire. and HOOOW did he make it to the 2nd story??? well, since he can’t fly any more he uses the elevator. anyway, just picture him on fire, bouncing and tumbling down the stairs trying to grasp the railing and landing just a mere 2 feet from the front door on tipped over on fire. |
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heath on May 19, 2004 @ 10:27 pm |
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gasping his last breath in his tommy hilfiger swimtrunks reaching for the door hoping it would open up. even if he could walk he wouldn’t be able to escape because the washing machine that crippled him is blocking the door. oh shit, i think i got some stories mixed up. but can you see the moral here??? BOTH STORIES ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. if no one knows what i’m talking about just read hydrallus’ wonderful and captivating story about his paralyzation. and remember everyone, if you can’t walk or run fast enough, just blow into the straw real hard. later
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heath on May 19, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
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gasping his last breath in his tommy hilfiger swimtrunks reaching for the door hoping it would open up. even if he could walk he wouldn’t be able to escape because the washing machine that crippled him is blocking the door. oh shit, i think i got some stories mixed up. but can you see the moral here??? BOTH STORIES ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. if no one knows what i’m talking about just read hydrallus’ wonderful and captivating story about his paralyzation. and remember everyone, if you can’t walk or run fast enough, just blow into the straw real hard. later
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SAM on May 19, 2004 @ 10:48 pm |
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JEEZUS THATS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SIDES HURT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ITHINK THAT IM GONNA HAVE A STROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA MMMMMMM MMMMMM BITCH!!!! |
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hydralluSss on May 20, 2004 @ 10:47 pm |
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fuck you all for brow beating me and making me laugh at the same time... and I know for a fact he got upstairs with one of them electric transport things you sit in and they whisk you up by the railing... where’s the polish joke room anyhow? i beer |
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Pete on May 22, 2004 @ 2:52 pm |
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wholy crap that was friggin funny sam RIGHT ON you tell the friggin parapalegic bastards whats coming! |
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sam on May 23, 2004 @ 3:35 pm |
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thank you, thank you. i’ll be here all night. please, no autographs. |
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Alex on May 25, 2004 @ 7:45 pm |
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Ultimately I’ve never had trouble with people taking the piss out of me based on disability etc. Disabled, handicapped, criplled, windowlickin’ (the list goes on) people don’t damn well need to be mollycoddled like they’re children who aren’t mature enough to take a few innocent knocks and jabs. I find all of this quite funny, really. There’s nothing wrong with fun like this, everyone gets the piss ripped out of them at times and getting treated like your ’special’ ’brave’ etc is worse, as is pretending that there’s nothing at all different - "Don’t stare!" say mothers to children- why not, its just curiosity!
On that point, what do you have if you push 100 cripples down a hill into the sea?
A damn good laugh! |
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hydrallus on May 26, 2004 @ 2:27 am |
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i was gonna say the march of dimes.. |
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dave on May 26, 2004 @ 2:04 pm |
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I POOP TOO MUCH!! |
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FATMAN on May 27, 2004 @ 4:42 pm |
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OJ did not get the electric chair. So there is a difference between him and Chris.
So..... Ryan...you pre-pubescent shitbird! Look at what you write and what you are trying to argue. |
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Steve on June 1, 2004 @ 3:33 pm |
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Best joke ever
Q-Whats Black and sits at the top of the stars?
A-Chris Reeves in a house fire!!! |
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Steve on June 1, 2004 @ 3:33 pm |
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Ah shit someones said it already!! |
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Heath on June 1, 2004 @ 7:49 pm |
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That’s okay Steve. Its still funny as hell. Thanks
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sam on June 2, 2004 @ 3:56 pm |
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hydrallus, by the time that you read this reply..... i will be dead. somebody actually reafirmed that it was at the top of the stairs too. say it aint so!!!!! i am filled with a deep sense of regret and i have now lost the will to live. since i live only to seek your approval, and i have failed, there is no room left for me on this earth. hydrallus i shall sacrifice myself unto thee, in the name of thy master lord lucifer. with this blade- I DIE!!!!---HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!(stab) choke, gag, *cough* hack, uuuuuugh..........
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hydrallus on June 5, 2004 @ 4:22 pm |
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don’t joke.. are you serious about that? You mean I was right? I usually just argue for the sake of almost getting my ass kicked and then talking my way out of it. |
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sam on June 5, 2004 @ 8:21 pm |
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so do you also suck dicks for the sake of almost getting fucked up the ass, then just talk your way into tossing a nice salad???? |
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caralho on June 8, 2004 @ 11:40 pm |
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ema eu sei que nao vao perceber nada mas porra nada de gozar com o gajo... se fosses tu andarias com um cartaz a dizer gozem comigo porque tou numa cadeira de rodas e apenas posso mexer a boca? eu acho que .... |
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Charles on June 10, 2004 @ 5:32 pm |
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The comments that (rightfully) assess you ignoramus idiots who make jokes about someone who suffered such a terrible accident as "fucking assholes, scum of the earth," etc, are insufficient in describing how truly DESPICABLE you worthless individuals are.
And those who contribute jokes about him (or any other such unfortunate people) are equally guilty of what is truly a gross offense to humanity.
It really would serve you, and those who join you in this PERVERSE indulgence (it’s NOT even humor) right to suffer an equally tragic accident, rendering you crippled for life. But it would be better if it happened to your brain(s) so you could no longer communicate with others, and thus further pollute the world with your USELESS tripe. |
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Charles on June 10, 2004 @ 5:38 pm |
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sam on April 6, 2004 @ 7:47 pm
is an IMBECILE, just like the brain-dead wastoid who hosts this site, which truly PROVES that cadavers CAN be a nuisance! |
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Charles on June 10, 2004 @ 5:43 pm |
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I suppose next you’ll have 911 jokes, you DEPRAVED dip shit! |
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tom bourdol on June 11, 2004 @ 6:48 am |
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nobody is listening to you... I’m just the janitor who happend to be dusting a keyboard. |
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tom bourdol aka dyke on June 11, 2004 @ 6:50 am |
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I’m just gonna type every 6 minutes a post and get angrier and angrier.. thats funnier than the jokes themselves... |
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Charles on June 11, 2004 @ 12:37 pm |
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sure "Tom"...you’re "just the janitor." Mm hmm. So why not dispose of the REAL trash, which is this site?
I only originally stumbled upon this corpse of a site while doing some research on the actor, and wondered if who ever manages it would have the wherewithal to post my comments as well, being that you "reserve the right to edit or remove [my] comments" and all....
whatever you write in response won’t be worth a return visit, so don’t waste your keystrokes. |
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sam on June 11, 2004 @ 3:12 pm |
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have you heard about the new 9/11 memorial restaurant in new york?
---you can sit in smoking, non-smoking, or burned beyond recognition!!!!!!!
that’s right i posted the joke because charles thought that it couldn’t get any worse..... find something better to do with your time you depraved dip shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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hydrallus on June 13, 2004 @ 4:01 am |
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lol, your inner monologue is angry |
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Liss on June 16, 2004 @ 10:12 am |
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i think that these jokes are sick , u can insult disabled people but if you were disabled then you wouldnt like it if people took the piss out of you would you?you people repulse me , i hope u get put in a wheel chair then we can take the piss out of you bye u sick twisted donkey raper. |
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sam on June 16, 2004 @ 9:24 pm |
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got to hell you fish n’ chips lovin, tea drinkin, tart!!!!! why are you even back talkin’ to me in the first place? shouldn’t you be scrubbin’ my floor and cookin’ me a hot meal any way? |
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james on June 18, 2004 @ 5:14 am |
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you bastards |
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king kong on June 18, 2004 @ 6:44 am |
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sam ur a nob ed an if i find out were ya live i will rip ya fukin ed off!!!!!! |
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SAM on June 18, 2004 @ 3:15 pm |
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rip my ma fukin ed off?? fuck you!!!! and just to further offend you bunch of engish ass holes------ Q: did you hear that princess di was on the radio?
A : and all over the dash, and the windsheild, and the glovebox.........
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i kill me!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Bean on June 23, 2004 @ 4:39 pm |
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I appreciate that this started off with Chris Reeves gags. My mate Alan who has Cerebal Palsy and is basically wheelchair bound and is sitting next to me says that they’re the best. (He’s well adjusted)
Yes jokes are funny, jokes are sick (like yer syle SAM) but all it boils down to is observation and experience. Next time you’re all offended stop and think why.
Sexism anyone ?
Q>>>What’s the most active muscle in a woman’s body ?
A>>>A Penis |
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sam on June 23, 2004 @ 11:54 pm |
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that’s right, goddamit!!!!!!!! |
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cripple on June 25, 2004 @ 4:23 am |
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They gotta scrape the shit outta my ass with a large spoon. |
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SAM on June 26, 2004 @ 1:07 am |
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what the fuck are you talkin’ about? where did i go to school at if you know me? or should i even give a fuck? |
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jacob on July 3, 2004 @ 5:19 am |
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anybody who does not own a copy of THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER’S NEW CD "UNHALLOWED" is a fucking communist!!!!!!!!!! just thought i would say so..........
oh and by the way, go sam!!!!! fuck those crippled bastards!!!!! fuck them in their stupid ass!!!!!! |
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red on July 5, 2004 @ 3:29 am |
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SICK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! |
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bubba ho-tep on July 9, 2004 @ 8:56 pm |
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This one time, in grade school PE, Sam pissed his pants while we were on these scooter things. You know the boards with wheels on em? Anyhow, theres a hole in the midle and piss went everywhere.
awww GUNT! |
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SAM on July 9, 2004 @ 11:10 pm |
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FUCKER I DON’T KNOW YOU. SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. BESIDES, YOU STILL DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION. IF YOU KNOW ME THEN WHERE THE FUCK DID I GO TO SCHOOL AT? WHAT YEAR ASSHOLE? I THINK THAT YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT AND THAT, HOPEFULLY, SOMEDAY, WHEN YOUR NOT BUSY SWALLOWING YOUR FATHERS CUM AND FINGERBANGING YOUR MOTHER’S ASSHOLE THAT YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE WHAT A TRULY WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE. AWWWW GUNT!!!!!!!!!!! DICKHEAD.......
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Deez Nutz on July 11, 2004 @ 4:59 am |
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OKAY, I GOT THE FUNNIEST ONE EVER!!!
WHAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF CHRISTOPHER REEVES?
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!! |
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SAM on July 11, 2004 @ 4:44 pm |
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did you notice that that was the very first joke posted on this page? thanks anyway |
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Leon on July 14, 2004 @ 10:51 am |
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What did they call Super Man when he was thrown into a pile of leaves? Rustle. |
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Howard Macclesby on July 14, 2004 @ 2:34 pm |
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did u know that when superman was 13 he was called Tom funny innit!! |
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jack stone on July 14, 2004 @ 2:36 pm |
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what do you call a man that is super
SUPERMAN!!!!!! |
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Fuck u superman on July 16, 2004 @ 6:40 am |
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jack u fucking retard is the the best u can think off |
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steve on July 19, 2004 @ 12:27 am |
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Sam. Continue being the asshole that you are. It is your right as an American to aspire to be a jerk and do absolutely nothing useful for the rest of your life. God Bless America for people like you. Free Speech baby! |
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hydrallus on July 21, 2004 @ 12:24 am |
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innit? LOL, thats so overplayed now. yeah sam, keep being the bigot you are. |
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hydrallus on July 22, 2004 @ 2:14 am |
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my balls itch... too bad i’m a parapalegic, or i’d scratch at em.. unnnnh |
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sam on July 22, 2004 @ 2:28 pm |
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what, are you trying to scratch them with your feet? i f you were a parapalegic i t would be you legs that didn’t work, not your arms dumb ass!!! and if for some bizzare reason it was the other way around, that would be enen funnier!!!!! |
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hydrallus on July 23, 2004 @ 1:32 am |
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LFAO!! holy shit! I am a dumbass. and you are a racist. but you gotta admit we are bad at both.
umm err, I’m a quad |
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hydrallus on July 24, 2004 @ 3:32 pm |
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sorry sam, i was jackin’ with ya.. you’re a good guy.. i was in my buba-hotep mood.. how about a peace offering:
http://www.heaven666.org/images/own3d%20by%20kermit.jpg
enjoy..
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sam on July 26, 2004 @ 11:01 am |
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that address you gave me wont come up. heaven666.org will though..... so i’m pretty sure it’s porno, so where the hell do i go from there? |
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hydrallus on July 26, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
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sorry.. umm it was a picture of this retarded kid and.. you gotta see it.
http://www.heaven666.org/home.php?s=3&view=966
thats the right link... sorry.. you’ll LOVE it tho sam.. i just know it |
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hydrallus on July 26, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
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i wish it was porn.. well maybe for some sick ass folks |
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susannah on July 27, 2004 @ 1:49 pm |
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hello every one... i must say that these are sick and twisted jokes and anyone who laughs at them...................................... well they’re damn cool in my book. and all you shitheads that complain about how ’wrong and vile’ they are, go to hell and i bet you’ll find some cripples to complain to.........
but can’t you imagine a guy in an electric wheelchair doing the electric slide??
slide to the left... zzzzz
slide to the right... zzzzz
one hop this time... -silence-
ahh ok. have a wonderful day! [[hahaha that definantly rhymed.]] |
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sam on July 27, 2004 @ 2:18 pm |
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holy shit hydrallus!!!! that was so funny i just puked!!!! and people wonder why i think that they should be executed!!!!!! man........ i wasn’t expecting that!! |
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hydraulis on August 11, 2004 @ 12:54 am |
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i just heard some OLD chris rock standup if anybody can find the transcript.. good christopher reeves reference. |
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BOT on August 18, 2004 @ 12:24 pm |
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We had complaints about this site and decided to check it out. The saddest part about this site is that there has only been 5 different people type messages. Get Lives! |
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loco on August 18, 2004 @ 1:09 pm |
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good jokes sam |
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sam on August 18, 2004 @ 4:34 pm |
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BOT, please ---drop the fuck dead. thank you, loco |
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sam on August 21, 2004 @ 8:24 pm |
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no actually it’s not me!!! the only other name i used on here was jacob on july 3rd. because i love death metal. homestar runner is pretty fucking dumb. the only thing that is occasionaly funny on that site is the strong bad e-mails. check out my insanely heavy fucking brutal ass death metal band hydrallus. www.hxcmp3.com/something_to_die_for
if your into that kinda shit............... |
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Jay&Jay on August 22, 2004 @ 12:15 am |
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I think this has more comments than any other joke on this site and why is that because the joke sux!!! |
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Erica on August 23, 2004 @ 11:00 pm |
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I have to agree with sam and hydrallus. if you don’t like the honest to god truth then get the hell off of this website and don’t come back!!!!! |
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sam on August 24, 2004 @ 2:27 pm |
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thank you erica |
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Talia on August 24, 2004 @ 10:49 pm |
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i agree with Jay & Jay |
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sam on August 25, 2004 @ 2:18 pm |
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well...... then fuck you too. |
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TAlia on August 25, 2004 @ 9:11 pm |
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No thankyou sam |
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hydrallus on August 25, 2004 @ 10:22 pm |
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Listening to sam now. His neck looks as big as my waste and I’m a fucking fat ass. |
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sam on August 26, 2004 @ 12:29 am |
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i’m the one in the back in the hat. |
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sam on August 26, 2004 @ 12:32 am |
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it’s okay talia...i’d rather jack off. |
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sam on August 26, 2004 @ 8:28 pm |
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and yet.....i......... still fail to care.. about......... anything you say..... (read that like william shattner) HA!!!! |
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sam on August 30, 2004 @ 12:40 am |
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ha!!!! thats some funny shit!!!!! thanks for wasting time on me!!!! hahahaha!!!! |
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sam on August 30, 2004 @ 1:02 pm |
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no actually i’m unemployed and living with my mother and her cats. i’m not short, and i’m not bald, but am however a fat ass. half of the shit you say doesn’t make any sense any way fuck hole. and besides if i really lived on this page it’d probably be a whole lot longer, considering how i usually only check it once a day for 5 minutes. and sam is not short for samantha, it’s short for ---- fuck you!!!! |
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Jaco du Toit on August 31, 2004 @ 8:29 am |
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SAMantha SAMantha you fat ass. I knew I had to be right. I saw all the comments on the different jokes you posted and that cant take just 5 min out of your busy schedule of sitting around and feeding the cats. Wait a min. I saw you a couple of years ago on Jerry Springer. You are the one doing your mom every night after she passed out after she drank a bottle of vodka. How have you been my friend? Still living up the good life? Dog pregnant yet? Remember to keep the trailor level otherwise you might roll of the bed. I have to go SAMantha, It was nice talking to you. Jerry Jerry Jerry. |
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sam on August 31, 2004 @ 4:59 pm |
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ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jaco du Toit on August 31, 2004 @ 5:22 pm |
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Good one SAMantha. Jerry Jerry Jerry |
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albert fish 1934 on September 2, 2004 @ 12:07 am |
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-first i stripped her naked. how she did kick, bite, and scratch. i choked her to death, then cut her into small pieces so i could, take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. how sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. it took me nine days to eat her entire body. i did not fuck her, though i could of, had i wished. she died a virgin. |
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Jay&Jay on September 3, 2004 @ 10:01 pm |
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Someone keeps posting under my name but anyways Sam shut the fuck up kay? |
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sam on September 5, 2004 @ 5:55 pm |
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no. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah fuck you blah blah blah blah blah |
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fuck u all on September 7, 2004 @ 7:27 am |
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fuck u all, u wankers, go fuck a goat u piece of fucking shit...
karma will get u, and u will end up crippled... now u gonna laugh u piece of mother fucking dog shit? Sam... im waiting for u... u fucking arrogant mean shit kicker...
U deserve to be cut in two by a fucking train...
U’ll get what u deserved...
All u wankers for laughing at the disabled, will be punished...
Fuck u all |
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l j m on September 7, 2004 @ 12:31 pm |
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what he said you knob heads |
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sam on September 7, 2004 @ 11:04 pm |
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karma is bullshit u r full of shit. see you in hell |
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haha on September 8, 2004 @ 6:38 pm |
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these jokes are funny. |
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hydrallus on September 9, 2004 @ 12:21 am |
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also, how do people google this looking for a good laugh, click on chris reeves, and still find time to bitch. Its the same morbid curiousity that makes us watch those fucking terrible beheading videos. Just watched the paul johnson one... uck. |
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sam on September 10, 2004 @ 3:35 pm |
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whats black and blue and hates sex????
the litle boy in the truk of Jaco tu Toit’s car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHhahahaHAHAHAHahhahahHAHAHAHhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest shit of all time!!!!! |
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sam on September 10, 2004 @ 3:38 pm |
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horray!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucked the whole page up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha!!!! |
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Jaco du Toit on September 11, 2004 @ 12:55 pm |
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That’s truNk goatfucker. Anyway what are you doing in my trunk? |
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hydrallus on September 11, 2004 @ 6:54 pm |
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Jaco, don’t pompous ero tools call them the "boot" not the trunk? |
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shane on September 12, 2004 @ 1:50 am |
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hey pete maybe ur world will end but no body elses |
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sam on September 12, 2004 @ 5:23 pm |
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sorry, fucktard. |
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Jaco du Toit on September 12, 2004 @ 5:49 pm |
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It’s ok SAMantha. We cant all be smart. How’s the diet coming on fat ass? |
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sam on September 12, 2004 @ 6:16 pm |
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pretty good fucktard. i burned another 10 lbs. fucking your mom in the ass. |
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Jaco du Toit on September 13, 2004 @ 12:03 pm |
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We are not brothers you piece of trash, because as far as I know you do your mum after she passed out every night.
So it couldn’t have been mine. Tell your mum I found her crabs wondering the streets.
Ciao fat ass. |
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Jack off du toit on September 14, 2004 @ 12:33 am |
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fuck you ’mericans!!! i am french!!! in england!!! i am giving a cigarette to a baby!!!!! ha ha!! |
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Jaco du Toit on September 14, 2004 @ 7:19 am |
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That sounds like the kind of shit that SAMantha would write. We found our bitch people. SAMantha
is posting comments under other peoples names. |
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daisy on September 14, 2004 @ 9:24 am |
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i disagree with the jokes i think theyre sick. the people who write these jokes would think again
if they were diabled.!!!!!!!!! |
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Johnson on September 15, 2004 @ 1:36 pm |
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Q. why should christopher reeves be killed?
A. because he’s paralyzed |
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sam on September 15, 2004 @ 2:13 pm |
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ha!!! finally someone i can agree with. |
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roadkill on September 16, 2004 @ 4:22 am |
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Q. How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?
A. By rearranging the living-room furniture! |
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sam on September 16, 2004 @ 3:13 pm |
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your wrong roadkill-- she left the plunger in the toilet!!!!!! |
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Sam's Mum on September 16, 2004 @ 4:51 pm |
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Why should my son be killed?
Because he is a fucking retard. |
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Sam on September 16, 2004 @ 4:54 pm |
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Right you are Mum. Love you. You were great last night. |
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sam on September 16, 2004 @ 8:22 pm |
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my mum??? it’s MOM you asshole!!!! be sure to check out my princess di joke above!!!! |
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Lauren on September 23, 2004 @ 7:27 am |
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I don’t get it. |
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sam on September 23, 2004 @ 5:19 pm |
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ha! |
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dude on September 26, 2004 @ 1:20 pm |
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i dont get these people who are laughing at him .and remember what goes around comes around |
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sam on September 26, 2004 @ 5:05 pm |
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what? what goes around comes around to the paraplegic twice? thank god for assholes like you who make me laugh!!! |
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Hydrallus on October 3, 2004 @ 5:28 am |
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I hear that the worst thing you can do to a parapalegic is shun them and not look..
So I fucking stare and stare and kinda roll my eyes and then throw them a lil
tennis ball I keep on me, and if they can catch it then they are faking and shit
wow, i am ripped right now. |
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Hydrallus on October 3, 2004 @ 5:30 am |
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What if I marry a cripple chick and then rape her..
would that be illegal, cuz she like couldn’t go run and tell
someone? That sounds cool. We’d need some lube tho’ |
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sam on October 3, 2004 @ 3:43 pm |
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holy shit hydrallus.
you make me laugh.
you know it’s kinda funny you said you were
ripped. i’m assuming you were drunk.
i played a show once with this band called
ript. and they were just that.
they were on a whole new level of shit faced.
wheres my tennis ball............ |
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Hydrallus on October 4, 2004 @ 10:04 pm |
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I would date this cripple chick for months or years.. and get into her crippled lil pants
Then I’d totally find out she doesn’t like to swallow, and still nut all over her face and
she’d be choking on it and stuff.
I’d totally spend like 3 years just to pull one elaborate prank.
I need a job at a nursing home so I can fuck old chicks with dimentia
"Sure he came in naked and touched you Gurtrude.. just take your medicine and sleep"
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sam on October 5, 2004 @ 12:15 am |
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HA! your a funny fuck!!!! |
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Hydrallus on October 5, 2004 @ 12:44 am |
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You fucked up this page good right with the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
damnit you Phil Anselmo look alike fucker. |
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sam on October 6, 2004 @ 12:50 am |
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i’m almost positive your talking about my guitarist.
check out our web page again. i’m the one screaming my ass off in the picture
www.hxcmp3.com/something_to_die_for.
phil anselmo is god though.
i just got done watching the new superjoint ritual dvd. |
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Jaco du Toit on October 6, 2004 @ 4:03 pm |
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I doubt it asshole. |
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sam on October 7, 2004 @ 8:18 pm |
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oh and by the way, how can you say that anyone other than me is ugly???
you cant even see their faces you asshat!!!!!!!! and- thanks for bumping up our number of plays frencho. |
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john on October 11, 2004 @ 12:49 am |
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guess who died |
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jen on October 11, 2004 @ 1:18 am |
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RIP My hero |
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Zavenarmo on October 11, 2004 @ 1:31 am |
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RIP Superman....so sad to see this king go. |
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sandra on October 11, 2004 @ 2:01 am |
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christopher reeves is dead now so you can take down your web page |
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annie on October 11, 2004 @ 2:05 am |
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I am sure CR will be looking down on all who mocked him and have the last laugh! |
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Swarm on October 11, 2004 @ 2:06 am |
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hahaha i just typed in google "Christopher Reeves"
cause i just found out he died. Felt kinda sorry for him,
but when i read sams jokes i was on the floor laughing.
Keep em comn sam! ahaha
-Aussie Power! |
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Pete (UK) on October 11, 2004 @ 2:21 am |
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Sitting in the hallway of the brothel,the madam hears the doorbell ring.
On opening the door she sees Christopher Reeves sat outside.
Looking up and down the street and seeing nobody else,she says,
"What the fuck do you want ? You can’t use your arms and legs ?"
Heaving a hugh sigh of frustration,Christopher Reeve says,
"I rang the fucking bell,didn’t I ?" |
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Pete (UK) on October 11, 2004 @ 2:28 am |
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Would anyone mind if I play a piece of music in here,
in tribute to the late Christopher Reeve,
My choice of music will be by Led Zepp,
’Stairway to heaven’.
it will give him the same joy as these jokes,I hope... |
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Pete (UK) on October 11, 2004 @ 2:32 am |
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For your further reading until another joke comes along,try this..
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=creeve
Use cut and paste if the forum doesn’t support hyperlinks,
I suspect that this is paralysed too.. |
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JOSEPH Q BLOWSEPH. on October 11, 2004 @ 3:22 am |
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QUICK........WHATS RED AND BLUE AND GOES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET???????
SUPERMAN IN A HEARSE..........HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.phantomcoaches.org/ |
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