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THE LIZARD
Posted by: Donna on March 16, 2005 @ 9:47 pm
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you
doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my
cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the
monkey and they have another joint.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is ’dry’, and that he’s going to
get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard,
helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What’s the matter
with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his
mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a
drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out He walks into
the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing
a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water
did you drink?"
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| From: |
sToNeR411 on March 17, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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You can’t be too smar if ur ripn’ off the jok after this. |
| From: |
Rage on March 19, 2005 @ 12:24 am |
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HAHAHA |
| From: |
hydro 420 on March 21, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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oh the lizard turned in to the croc. wait i droped my bong its alright i laughed plus iam high anyway. |
| From: |
clint_allen2001 on March 27, 2005 @ 9:23 am |
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i thought it was fucking funny |
| From: |
stonedonwhitewidow on April 1, 2005 @ 8:21 pm |
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well, its a good joke anyway |
| From: |
u have no life on April 14, 2005 @ 6:00 pm |
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u guys seriously need to get a life out of posting arguments on a joke site |
| From: |
c21h30o2 on April 14, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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ROTFLMFAO. I have never heard that joke. Oh man... that was the best joke I’ve read so far. *wipes a tear* |
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sausage/sandra on August 2, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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that was reall funny hahaha |
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