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fat mama
Posted by: lulu on February 27, 2004 @ 10:27 pm
| Yo mama is so fat it takes 9 buses, 2 airplanes and 10 cars to get her out of the country. |
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JOY EDWARDS on March 5, 2004 @ 8:17 pm |
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THAT SHIT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 |
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jonathan on March 8, 2004 @ 6:32 pm |
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you suck it goes yo mamma is so stuped she got stabed at a shootout |
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shanny on March 14, 2004 @ 9:23 pm |
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Johnathan, that joke was worse than the first one |
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shanny on March 14, 2004 @ 9:23 pm |
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Johnathan, that joke was worse than the first one |
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alex on March 31, 2004 @ 10:37 pm |
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what have you been smoken to write that one. |
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matt on June 14, 2004 @ 3:23 am |
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yo mama so fat people run around her to keep fitt |
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nico on June 21, 2004 @ 11:23 pm |
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yo mama is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. |
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Jay on August 12, 2004 @ 2:14 am |
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sorry but yopu should try this one,
your mama so fat after sex i roll over twice and im still on the bitch |
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duh on October 20, 2004 @ 8:09 pm |
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your mama is so ugly she makes michel jackson look good |
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Cody over way on October 21, 2004 @ 4:26 pm |
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Your mama so ugly she was arrested for mooning |
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Cody overway on October 21, 2004 @ 4:27 pm |
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Your mama so fat when she smiles her stomach smiles with her
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Cody overway on October 21, 2004 @ 4:28 pm |
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your mama so fat that when she went on the seafood diet everytime she saw food she ate it |
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Cody Overway on October 21, 2004 @ 4:29 pm |
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Your mama so fat small objects orbit her |
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Cody Overway on October 21, 2004 @ 4:30 pm |
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your mama is so dumb she heard it was chilie outside so she brought a spoon |
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Cody overway on October 21, 2004 @ 4:31 pm |
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MAN IM DISIN U ALL!! |
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Cody overway on October 21, 2004 @ 4:32 pm |
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your mama so fat when i told her to haul ass she had to make 2 trips
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Cody overway on October 21, 2004 @ 4:33 pm |
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Your mama is so dumb she was hit by a parked car |
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Cody overway on October 21, 2004 @ 4:35 pm |
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your mama is so fat that when she put a quater in a parking meter she waiter for a gumball to come out
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KING OF DISING! on November 21, 2004 @ 1:33 pm |
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Yo mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund ( that one was for Cody over way) |
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Tony Perlis on November 21, 2004 @ 4:30 pm |
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Your so smelly you made right guard go left and speedstick slow down
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melissa on November 22, 2004 @ 6:18 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears a yellow t-shirt everyone says look at that BUS! |
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sarah on November 22, 2004 @ 7:18 pm |
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no it goes your mamas so nasty when she walked into red lobster they kicked here out 4 bringing here own crabs!!!!! |
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fat mamma on November 24, 2004 @ 7:56 am |
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this ones better your mammas so fat she stood on the scales and it read :to be continued : |
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Heather Haskell on November 24, 2004 @ 12:02 pm |
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I would just like to say that all of these jokes really suck rocks bye y"all! |
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Nykole C. on November 24, 2004 @ 5:01 pm |
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Yo MAMAS so big she has her own zip code! |
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Satin Leagallow on November 26, 2004 @ 4:56 pm |
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dude you suck shit your mamma’s so fat i climbed up on her and my ears popped |
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termanator on November 26, 2004 @ 6:30 pm |
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your mama is so fat they checked her weight it went off the chart |
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wiener on November 27, 2004 @ 5:13 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat, when she steped on a scale it said, one at a time! |
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wiener on November 27, 2004 @ 5:13 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat, when she steped on a scale it said, one at a time! |
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hemi on November 27, 2004 @ 9:31 pm |
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your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. |
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roxy on November 27, 2004 @ 10:49 pm |
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man all this shit sucks monkey balls!!! LOL! It goes Yo mama so po she put a french fry on layaway. Yo mamas ass so hairy it looks like Don King is about to pop out and say only for america. Yeah! |
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brandon on November 27, 2004 @ 10:51 pm |
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your mama’s ass is so harry it looks like dawn king is about to pop out and say only for america |
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shortie on November 28, 2004 @ 4:41 pm |
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ur mama so ugly she looked in der miro and her reflextion ducked
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garnicias on November 29, 2004 @ 9:29 pm |
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your jokes suck this is how it goes your mom so old jshe still has 2 pay jcrist 5 bucks |
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garnicias on November 29, 2004 @ 9:29 pm |
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your jokes suck this is how it goes your mom so old jshe still has 2 pay jcrist 5 bucks |
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josh on November 30, 2004 @ 4:04 pm |
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your mama is so fat when she jumped into the ocean she made the day after tommorroww |
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gxhaskjcgqwcjy on November 30, 2004 @ 4:06 pm |
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hdajcbfejqhvjfgjvhkfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhqhafjkhajrhfvalghksvaksdfhklhgjkrgjioqergjodfjglfdvlhjfdjlhgjldfhjknvjkdfhgjklekghl.djksfvhuklhsvjsdkrughlserkihjgkdfgkihkljsdvhjkdfhjk. |
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omar on November 30, 2004 @ 4:11 pm |
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your mmama is so ugly thatwhen she went into the haunted house she came back with an application
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sponge bob on November 30, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
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sorry but stupid peopl do better
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nigga thats on dubs on December 2, 2004 @ 8:04 am |
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you mama is so ugly she jumped in a pool, the pool jumped out |
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Sethers on December 2, 2004 @ 4:49 pm |
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your mom is so stupid she starved at the grocierystore |
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cassondra on December 5, 2004 @ 3:50 pm |
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alls your jokes fucken suck it goes like yo mama so fat that cook books turn her on!you know what i mean lol1 |
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Sethrey J on December 8, 2004 @ 11:40 am |
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yo mamas so fat that i rolled over twice and i was still on the bitch |
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EDARD LEWIS on December 9, 2004 @ 10:36 pm |
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YOU GIES SUCK YO MAMA SO FAT AND MADE GODZZILA LOOK LIKE A ATION FIGURE |
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EDWARD LEWIS on December 9, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT HIT BY A MONSTER TRUCK |
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#1 bitch on December 11, 2004 @ 12:34 am |
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that jokes wasnt even funny i have seen better jokes like that |
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Cristal on December 11, 2004 @ 8:35 pm |
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yo mama so fat when she walked out in stilletos shes came back in flip flops |
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MICHEAL on December 12, 2004 @ 12:23 am |
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CRISTAL YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE TRIDE TO COMMET SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF THE ROOF |
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Sean on December 13, 2004 @ 12:38 am |
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yo mammas so fat that she had to be baptised at a water park |
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Sean on December 13, 2004 @ 12:43 am |
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yo mammas so fat when she stepped on the scale it read her credit card number |
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Allison on December 14, 2004 @ 8:55 pm |
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yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale |
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sexy#1neverlessdec14 on December 14, 2004 @ 8:59 pm |
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ya mama so dark, black people look white |
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Allison on December 15, 2004 @ 5:47 pm |
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Yo mama so fat the difference between them is amout 3 pounds |
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Allison on December 15, 2004 @ 5:49 pm |
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yo mama so fat the difference between her and free willy is about three pounds |
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XMAN on December 16, 2004 @ 11:39 am |
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yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real |
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bop on December 16, 2004 @ 10:07 pm |
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your mamma so fat she triped on her own bobbies
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2 good 4 u on December 19, 2004 @ 1:14 pm |
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Ur mamma so fat that’s a crime 4 her 2 jump, that’s cause she would cause an world wide earthquake and the day after tomorrow would happen again |
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allison on December 20, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
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yo mama so fat she makes free willy feel like a tic tac |
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bekka on December 22, 2004 @ 10:47 pm |
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thisis a loser that thought it would make u cool and u r a loser so fuck off and get a life ok ok listen up
ys mama is so fat she takes 9 toilet’s to shit and then eva time she shit;s u needed to call da toylet company to plung da septic tank.
so u suck dick u mother fucker |
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shorty on December 22, 2004 @ 10:48 pm |
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kick ass bekka u rock and that loser is fucked up damn u are kicken it bekka |
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angel on December 23, 2004 @ 9:27 am |
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your mama so stuipid she can,t go to collage
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rudie on December 24, 2004 @ 7:45 am |
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that was so lamn i didnt even get it and it goes like last time ya mama seen 90210was on her scale and here is another on 4 ya’ll
ya mama so fat she got babtized in c-world!!! |
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rudie on December 24, 2004 @ 7:51 am |
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hey sean dont be taking my joke cause i went on google and got my joke so dont b thinking that i got it from u oh yeah all ya’ll jokes stink!!!!!!
u should go to google and type fat mama jokes!!!!!!! |
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guy melancon on December 27, 2004 @ 1:20 am |
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I HAVE THE SMALLEST FUCKING DICK IN THE FUCKING WORLD AND I LIKE BOYS |
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JC MIlton on December 29, 2004 @ 6:23 pm |
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I got a joke yo mama is old she babby sat Jesus |
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Stylezzzing on December 29, 2004 @ 7:59 pm |
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yo mamas so fat, SHE FAT |
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haha on December 29, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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YO MAMAS SO LUNCH BOX, SHES A SANDWHICH |
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hAHAHAH BOY on December 29, 2004 @ 8:03 pm |
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YO MAMAS SO LUNCHBOX, SHES A SANDWHICH |
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Da P.I.M.P. on December 31, 2004 @ 12:20 am |
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man all yall mutha fuckas suck it goes yo mama so stupid she went around sayin "free skittles for a doller!!!!!" |
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tierah & taylor on December 31, 2004 @ 12:49 pm |
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yo mama so fat when she went to the beach all the animals died. NOW WHAT SUCKAS! |
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TAYLOR on December 31, 2004 @ 12:51 pm |
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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE BEACH , NOBODY COULD SEE THE SAND ANYMORE. |
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TIERAH on December 31, 2004 @ 12:54 pm |
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YO MAMA SO RETARDED TOM SAID IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS ,AND SHE DID IT.
I AM THE BEST JOKER YAY YAYA |
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trips on January 2, 2005 @ 11:13 pm |
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your mamma so poor her tits are real!!! |
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Conan on January 2, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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your mama like a pop machine. 50 cents a pop!! |
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trips on January 2, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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your mamas so fat you have to roll her in flour to find a wet spot! |
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bonla on January 5, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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your mom so ugly u made her look bad |
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badass zoe on January 6, 2005 @ 10:45 am |
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your mama is so stuped she got l oked in a matress factory n slept on da floor |
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xman on January 6, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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lame lame lame. yo mama so fat she use a mattress as a tampon |
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striper zoe on January 7, 2005 @ 4:11 am |
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yo mama is so stupid she got loked in a toilet n pissed her self |
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fat man on January 9, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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yo mamma so fat when she wore all red somebody yelled out "KOOLAID" |
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fat man on January 9, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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yo mamma is like a light bulb even a three old can turn it on |
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g unit on January 10, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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your guyses jokes suck ass
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g unit on January 10, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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your guyses jokes suck ass
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g unit on January 10, 2005 @ 6:23 pm |
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you wanna here ajoke yo mama so skinny she could hulahoop with a cheerio
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sweetz on January 10, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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these jokes all suck donkey balls not monkey balls bitch |
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nick man on January 12, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house |
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jo mamma on January 13, 2005 @ 6:39 pm |
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your mamma is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go! lol |
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jo mamma on January 13, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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jour mamma is so fat she went to burger king to meet the king |
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shenika on January 13, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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have of yall mutha fukers dont make since |
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Andy to the Fresh! on January 14, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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Yo mama like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.
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kirah on January 14, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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yo mama so fat she took a picture of her foot and couldn’t identify it. |
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dylan on January 15, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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yo mama so fat that spain clamied her as the new world |
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dylan on January 15, 2005 @ 3:42 pm |
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yo mama so damn poor that her face is on food stamps |
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dylan on January 15, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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yo mama has a bigger dick than you |
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dylan on January 15, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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yo mama so scary she turned a black man into a white man |
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dylan on January 15, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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yo mama like a golf course everbody gets a hole in one! |
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dylan on January 15, 2005 @ 3:51 pm |
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yo so ugly that when you were born yo mama sais what a treasure and then your dad said bury it |
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yo muh fuckin moma on January 15, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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that shit was to damn stale |
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LilNYKid1 on January 16, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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yo mama so fat she tripped in Queens and landed in Bronx. |
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HY on January 16, 2005 @ 5:40 pm |
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KRISTA IS A BITCH |
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DANIEL on January 16, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
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MY SISTER KRISTA IS SO RETARTED SHE IS REATARTED |
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KRISTA on January 16, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
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MY BROTHER DANIEL IS SO STUPID IIT MAKES ME CRY |
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big don on January 16, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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yo mama so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet |
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big don on January 16, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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yo mother is so dumb she got hit by an ice cream truck and said "where the sprinkles" |
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big don on January 16, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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yo mama so dumb i rang her door bell she stuck her head out the window and said "ding dong" |
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big don on January 16, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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yo mama so nasty i asked what was for dinner she opend her legs and said "fish" |
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big don on January 16, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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yo mama so old Jesus signed here yearbook |
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big don on January 16, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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yo mama so poor i step on a cigerette bud in her house and she said "who turned of the heat" |
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big don on January 16, 2005 @ 6:58 pm |
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before i go i want you to think about this.......if the pilgrams would have killed a cat instead of a turkey we’d all be eating pussy for thanxgiving dinner........im out |
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subliminal on January 18, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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yo mama so poor she eats her cerial with a forl so she can pass the milk around |
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Big Daddy on January 19, 2005 @ 12:20 pm |
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Your mama is so ugly she OOGLY |
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Big Daddy on January 19, 2005 @ 12:24 pm |
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Ok lets get off of mamas because I just got off of yours |
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Bigg Daddy on January 19, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
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Your mama so ugly scientist found a new study |
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stephanie on January 19, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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yo mama is so stupid they said it was chilly outside and she ran and got a bowl |
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kendra on January 20, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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yo mama is so fat she went to the beach and the whales started to sing we are family |
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kendra on January 20, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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is any body know any good yo mama jokes because they all suck and mine does to but yous suck big time |
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keana on January 20, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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some of them were stupid
yo mama is so ugly when she stepped out side she commited a crime |
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jorge palomo on January 21, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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youre mama is so fat que enves de usar un viper usa una vcr |
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jorge on January 21, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
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hey keana your jokes sucks more thn enybory else called me my phone is 7137793142 |
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police on January 21, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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i like to wrote bad thing of people i hate.lol |
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culo on January 21, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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youre ugly and thats funny.lol |
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negro on January 21, 2005 @ 10:26 pm |
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all of your mamas are so fat eavery time that they turn around its their birth day
also wen they jump they get stuck in the sky
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negro on January 21, 2005 @ 10:26 pm |
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all of your mamas are so fat eavery time that they turn around its their birth day
also wen they jump they get stuck in the sky
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kevin adams on January 22, 2005 @ 12:03 am |
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yo mama so fat that i can run around her once and get my days workout! |
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kevin adams on January 22, 2005 @ 12:06 am |
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yo mama so fat that when i slap her leg i could surf on the waves |
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ORCA! on January 22, 2005 @ 1:52 am |
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YO MOMMAS SO FAT EVEN HER CAR HAS STRETCH MARKS! SHE SO FAT SHE GOT MORE NOOKS AN CRANNIES THAN AN ENGLISH MUFFIN! WHEN YO MOMMA DANCES THE BAND SKIPS! AN SHE IS SO UGLY SHE CAN STOP A BUCKET OF SHIT IN MIDAIR! FAT BITCH TRIPS SHE WILL ROLL TILL SHE STARVES... her blood type is ragu! an a tic tac wouldnt kill her! bitch got baptised at seaworld! she went swimmin an some spaniard stuck a flag up her ass claimin it as the new world! hairy bitch looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock! an omg she is so stupid she makes al gore look like al einstein...... |
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ORCA! on January 22, 2005 @ 1:54 am |
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yo momma such a ho she been boarded more times than amtrak! she has had more men on her than iwo jima! made more men merry than robin fuckin hood! |
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TEVIN on January 22, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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YA MAMA SO DUMB SHE TOOK A RULER TO MEASURE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT |
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FABOLOUS on January 22, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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YOU SO UGLY YOU JUST UGLY
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Lil A on January 22, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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That was so colda lika ica. |
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Whosososos on January 22, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she walked outside the sun went DOWN |
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Whosososos on January 22, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she walked outside the sun went DOWN |
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luigi on January 24, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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yo mama’s so poor i opened the front door end it up in the backyard |
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luigi on January 24, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
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yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people taught she was backing up |
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Joey on February 17, 2005 @ 6:40 pm |
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bob on March 5, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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u r mom is so stupid that she worked at a m&m factory and she threw away all the w’s because she worked at an m&m factory. |
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Rangel on March 29, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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U r assholes
ur mama is so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abc 123 get ur fat ass of me.
That’s right im rick james bitch. ha charlie murphy |
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FUTURE on April 9, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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your mama so fat she looks like kingkong with tities.she so fat they call her
FATZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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eaglesfan123 on April 9, 2005 @ 3:37 pm |
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i herd all these jokes at least 30 times |
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eaglesfan123 on April 9, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants |
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eaglesfan123 on April 9, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants |
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bulldog on April 9, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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yo mama so fat she put on a yellow coat and everyone yelled,"STOP THAT TWINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Johnny Nguyen on April 18, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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Yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow dress people started yelling taxi taxi! |
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to good for all of u on April 19, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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you guys, that was really funny.. dam good jokes but some of u really need to chill out...
so everyone have a good laugh and hey dont piss the night away aight u dick heads |
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mamas boy on April 19, 2005 @ 8:25 pm |
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Yea some of these are ok..but i have a good one...Your Mama is so old she farts dust..haha beat that one suckas!!!!!! |
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Mamas Baby Boy on April 19, 2005 @ 8:27 pm |
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..ok heres a good one..your mamas so old..when she breast feeds it doesnt liquify...it sprays powdered milk!!! |
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chris on April 20, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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well yo mama so stupid when the teacher said duck she thought she said suck |
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DA BEST on April 24, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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all ya guy and girl s suck dick I have da best ones yo mama is so stupid when she jump off a trashcan she called it fearfactor, and yo mama is so fat her belt size is da equator, and yo mama is so ugly when she robbed a bank she didnt need a gun all she needed to do is stick her face in the window and say "put da money in the bag say" |
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avanish on April 29, 2005 @ 9:45 am |
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dat shit was AsS man i culd go batta HaAHaHa |
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sarah on May 9, 2005 @ 12:38 am |
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man all your jokes are wack shoot you guys nedd to learn how to tell jokes. man you guys all stink this is how it goes.
your moma is so fat she sat on askittle and a rainbow popped out. now what try and top that.
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monte on May 9, 2005 @ 12:44 am |
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man you guys stink. iam better your mama is so stupid she put apaper in the v.c.r and she thought that she was going to get paper view |
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Snake on May 11, 2005 @ 12:29 am |
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your mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips |
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WHO GIVES A FUCK on May 11, 2005 @ 11:47 pm |
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ALL YOURE JOKES ARE FUCKING WAaAaAaaCK
WHY DONT U JUST CALL ME UP AND ILL GIVE YOU SOME BAD ASS JOKES
***** 557-7981****** |
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Who FUCKing cares! on May 13, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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Youre jokes FUCKING SUCK!!!!! Youre moma’s so FUCKING fat she fell on her car and now its tin foil! |
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tan on May 17, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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yo mama so fucking ugly that trick a treat her self |
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Nigga Yall Loserz on May 21, 2005 @ 2:38 am |
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Ur Mama Is A Hoe $1 To Fuck Her Sunday It Is Free |
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sky on May 22, 2005 @ 12:21 pm |
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yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!!!!!!!! |
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bobby .g on May 26, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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all of yalls mamas are so fat when she put on a yellow shirt and went outside the sun got jellus |
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bobby .g on May 26, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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all of yalls mamas are so fat when she put on a yellow shirt and went outside the sun got jellus |
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bobby.g on May 26, 2005 @ 11:07 pm |
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yolls mamas are so ugly she enterd a ugly coctest and the juges said no profesionals |
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bobby.g on May 26, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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yolls mamas are so ugly she enterd a ugly coctest and the juges said no profesionals |
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mateo valdez on June 3, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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hey u people says some lame ass joke man. fuck all ya and suck my dick this is sureno 13 south side young crowd bitch fuck all ya! |
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kineisha duenas on June 7, 2005 @ 12:48 am |
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yo mama so fat dat the back of her neck looks like hot dogs |
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frankie jay on June 7, 2005 @ 12:53 am |
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ur mama so ugly dat ur daddy takes her to work every day just so he doesn’t have to kiss her good bye. |
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TDR on June 15, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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All of you sluts need to stop trying to be black. Yall can’t spell and the jokes sound like shit. Yall need to get your lazy assess up and go to work. cause all broke and on welfare
all of your mother are hoes and they stink. I see frankie jay every day hoein and ORCSA is probably a fat ass stanky bitch herself |
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luke on June 16, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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thats he dumest joke ive ever read thats stupid who ever made that joke needs to get a life
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Esh on July 10, 2005 @ 7:15 am |
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ur mamas so dumd she went to Dr Dre for a papsmiere test |
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Esh on July 10, 2005 @ 7:15 am |
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Ur mamas so old dat wen she breast feeds powder comes out! |
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Dillan Davis on July 31, 2005 @ 7:25 am |
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man you all suck i can do better than that aight here it goes: yo mama so fat when she bends over we go into daylight savings time! :) lol |
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Jassica on September 9, 2005 @ 8:06 am |
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That joke sucked ass |
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