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11 Good Yo Mama Jokes
Posted by: Mix Master MaXXX on December 16, 2004 @ 11:31 am
1) Tell your mama that I left a tenner on the counter she was only worth a fiver.
2) Tell your mama thanks for cutting my grass.
3) Your mama is so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
4) Your mama is so fat she got stuck in her rolls of flab.
5) Your mama is so stupid she looked at an orange juice carton for 30 Minutes because it said concentrated.
6) Your mama is so nasty I phoned her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
7) Your mama is so nasty she bought crabs to the beach.
8) Your mama is so thin that she walked through the wall of china.
9) Your mama is so stupid that when her friends said they`ll meet her at the bar she walked into one.
10) Your mama is like a brick shes always getting laid.
11) Your mama is like a slut she`s always getting slotted. |
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| From: |
Lilyan on December 17, 2004 @ 2:35 pm |
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ONG dese jks r FUNNY I was crakin’ up man dey should make some comedy show with dese jks man dey soo funny |
| From: |
Ghetto Diva (GD) on December 18, 2004 @ 1:25 pm |
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Yeah those jokes were funny SIKE! let me stop lying only a few were funny. Lilyan you must be slow thinking all these jokes are funny cuz they not dumb ass |
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GDAN on December 18, 2004 @ 2:13 pm |
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PUT THEM IN A COMEDY SHOW!!!??? are you fucking crazy????????? these jokes are shit only one of them could get my vote. eat my shit |
| From: |
jimbo johnson on December 20, 2004 @ 7:15 am |
| Comment: |
crap jokes i have had betta jokes cum out of mi arsehole on the shitter |
| From: |
Cobain_lover on December 29, 2004 @ 2:55 am |
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shit, all of then are shit |
| From: |
Yo mama on December 30, 2004 @ 2:24 pm |
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yo mama is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet |
| From: |
adam on January 14, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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jesus on a comedy gdan is right maybwe only 1 can go i hope the person who wrote this should die and the ppl who think its good
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michael adame on March 30, 2005 @ 11:26 am |
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your mom is like a cell phone free weekends and nights |
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Sexy Bitch on June 14, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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These are the best jokes ever
I was cracking up when I heard them
This guy should have a comedy show |
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